The Technohol 13 Alphabetical Character Roster: H
Hacker: Jesse E. Jordan was formerly a military mainframe technician when he decided to earn a place on the Gi Joe team by demonstrating his hacking skills to Hawk himself. The Joe's leader then put Jesse to work in information retrieval... out in the field! Availability:
the Half-pint Horror-show: captured for study by the Society of Eludicated Brethren, Horace promptly escaped, leaving a bloodbath in the process. Lost in the wilds of Central America, he eventually became a founding member of the monster hunting Variety Show! Availability:
the Hammer: based on the now-famous Army vehicle, the Hammer is a relative of the Humvee. Heavily armed and armored, this troop transport handles well over virtually any terrain, and packs enough punch to deal with almost any opposition, whether using the top-mounted pulse cannon or the rocket launchers! the Hammer comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Lt. Jim Hanrahan: while investigating a bizarre energy discharge over the Pitt, Air Force pilot Jim Hanrahan was blasted out of the air during a duel between the Old Man and Jacob Burnsley. When Jacob healed Jim, a portion of the Star Brand inexplicably clung to him... Availability:
Hard Drive: Martin A. Pidel is a nerd squared. He'd beat every video game made by the time he was eight, and graduated from M.I.T. at the age of eighteen. He's usually high on energy bars and Mountain Dew ™, but at least he keeps himself in tip top physical shape while he is... Hard Drive comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Hardball: a former minor league baseball player, Wilmer quit after five seasons once he realized the leagues valued 'star power' over 'teamwork'. He then joined the Army to find a group which appreciated his team player attitude better - and he was more than happy with what he found! Hardball comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Hardcore: after exposure to a new bioweapon during Operation Desert Storm, Will Cross was forever changed. Instead of dying, his body was augmented considerably. Doing dirty tricks for the CIA and the Terran Directorate for a time, Will eventually tried to go straight, and has been on the run ever since, doing good deeds all the while. Hardcore Comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Hardtop: a man of few words, Nicholas instead speaks with actions. Of course, his actions usually involve building things for the Gi Joe teams, no matter how tricky the situation may be. He also drives and maintains the crawler / gantry designed to launch Gi Joe's space vehicles! Hardtop comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Hate Ball: while Seņor Surly may be the heart of the Crazy Hate, Russell Barnett is the reason the team stuck together in the first place. This technopsionic adventurer has had several false starts, but has finally grown into his own as a hero! Availability:
Hates-Wizards-Like-Nobody's-Business: after several Bin'tri spellcasters destroyed its world, this mhunghus decided it didn't like them. At all. Deciding to beat them at their own game, it studied psychoturgy in order to battle them directly! Availability:
General Hawk: head of the Gi Joe team since its inception in '82, good ol' Clayton has proven time and time again that he's a capable leader, tactician, and victor in the seemingly eternal war against terrorism, especially versus the group (and occasional sovereign state) known to the world as Cobra. Hawk comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Mark Hazzard: a freelance mercenary, Mark Hazzard is a West Point graduate with years of combat experience, ranging from his time in Vietnam to his stint as the leader of a hard core mercenary shop. A principled fellow, he's made many enemies in his field over the years...! Availability:
the Headquarters Attack: this B.T.R. package allows the Joes to build a three-structure, anti-aircraft facility almost anywhere on earth. Of course, it can be reconfigured to pose as a Cobra Firebat launch facility as well, as a Spy Troops feature! Availability:
the Headquarters Command Center: these are prefabricated, quick-build facilities that the Gi Joe team can utilize to dramatic effect on the battle field. A quick airlift and some motivated construction labor later, you can have an instant forward base anywhere on earth! The Headquarters Command Center comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Healer: Anastasia Inyushin was dragged to the Siberian Project after the 'mysterious' death of her entire family. Liberated by Emmett Proudhawk, she eventually made her way from the U.S.S.R. to the United States, where she joined Psi-force for protection from the K.G.B. Availability:
the H.A.V.O.C.: durable despite what you may at first believe, the H.A.V.O.C. - or Heavy Articulated Vehicle Ordnance Carrier - is one of the most heavily armed vehicles in the Gi Joe arsenal. Naturally Cross Country loves to point this out as he's smashes Cobra up with the thing... The H.A.V.O.C. comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the H.A.L.: the Heavy Artillery laser is an experimental weapons system developed by the U.S. Army. It is a towable weapons system that can be deployed in most any terrain, and carries a level of firepower that is sufficient to eliminate most hard targets with just one shot. The H.A.L. comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Heavy Duty: possessing keen hand-eye coordination, the ability to multitask, veritable ambidexterity, and of course a perfectionist's attention to detail, Heavy Duty is comfortable whether he's composing music or firing his Browning .50 at Cobras - and is equally good at both! Heavy Duty comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Heavy Load: Heavy Load has dedicated himself to Wedge's service, acting as both his personal assistant and martial arts instructor. A master of personal combat despite his bulky appearance, Heavy Load is more than capable of dishing out punishment when necessary. Availability:
Heavy Metal: formerly wanting nothing more than to use the Army as an end to achieve his goal of becoming a CPA, Heavy Metal was forever changed upon seeing his first tank convoy in motion, and has needed the rush of driving a several ton implement of devastation ever since! Heavy Metal comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Hercules 2: raised on remote Snow Island, this son of a master scientist knows little about human civilization, and as a result he lives with and works in a circuis freak show. Always on tour, he can pop up anywhere to deal with crime sprees and prevent disasters. Availability:
Hextons (Modron): the thirty six hextons are busy entities. Each has one of Mechanus' great armies at their disposal, but that's not all. Sixteen of them oversee four octons (thus four cogs), while the rest serve in the towers of the tertians, the secundi, or Primus itself. Availability:
Hezrou (Tanar'ri): hezrou are the middle administrators of the tanar'ri Blood War effort. They are given commands by their superiors, which they can then interpret as they see fit - usually a necessity, since managing a band of tanar'ri is similar to herding cats...! Availability:
Hi-Tech: a veritable counterpart to Cobra's Doctor Mindbender, David could be considered a mad scientist if only he were certifiably insane. He's not, though - just very, very good at what he does, which is keeping the Joes' electronics performing at an optimum level! Hi-Tech comes in Classic and Saga styles!
H.I.S.S. Drivers: trained in the use of both High Speed Sentries and F.A.N.G. helicopters, Cobra's H.I.S.S. Drivers are the cream of their terroristic crop. Much less expendable than Cobra's standard troops, these fellows are highly skilled in all manner of vehicular combat. H.I.S.S. Drivers come in Classic and Saga styles!
the High Speed Sentry, Mark 1: the H.I.S.S. is Cobra's first mass-produced tank-like vehicle. A treaded vehicle with a serious top-mounted, twinned 90mm gun turret, the H.I.S.S. delivers serious fire power that is second only to an actual tank in practice - and still has the ability to chew them up when it has to. The H.I.S.S. comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Hightower: an expert marksman and a guardian of almost legendary skill, Hightower is also a highly capable architect as well. This combination of abilities makes him a welcome addition to the Build Team, and yet another competent Autobot available to back Wedge up! Availability:
Hit & Run: Brent was orphaned when his parents were wiped out by a drunken driver when he was but three years old. He then decided he'd join the Army as a youth, and worked all his life to prepare for his enlistment - mostly by running all the time. And Brent runs very, very well...! Hit & Run comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Hollow Point: a former Range Officer Course instructor, Max Corey had retired from the service. However, after demonstrating his unflinching heroism by rescuing several children from a pack of escaped safari park lions, he was recruted onto the Gi Joe team! Availability:
Horror Show: Stepan Drukersky may not be the brightest member of the Oktober Guard, but he makes up for that in his gleeful destruction of all which stands in the Guard's way. He's infamous world-wide as the rocket-blasting strong-man of the Oktober Guard! Availability:
Hot Rod: impossibly impulsive and yearning for adventure, Hot Rod has the mindset of the stereotypical human adolescent: he wishes to be important, a hero. Naturally, he's destined for greatness, and may achieve it - if he doesn't get himself killed on the way. Availability:
Hot Seat: Michael A. Provost was a professional boxer for a time - at least until he had a moment of clarity about relative job security and potential brain damage. Enlisting soon after, he made a similar career in the Army, working as a drill sergeant and heavy vehicle driver! Hot Seat comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Hot Shot: leader of the stealthy Spychangers, Hot Shot is none other than the cousin of the one and only Optimus Prime - and, as a result, Ultra Maguns. He takes after both his cousins, and as such is a competent leader, as well as being somewhat fiery in personality. Availability:
The Hoverstrike: this small, one-man hovercraft is a green, wedge-shaped affair. Equipped with two vectored-thrust turbo fans, the Hoverstrike can be driven almost like a floating skate board, albiet a much larger one, and is heavily armed for its size! Availability:
the Human Meteor: Duke O'Dowd left Boston to explore the world, gaining super powers on one of his expeditions. Adventuring as the Human Meteor, he was eventually won over to Doctor Death's cause, being convinced America was on the Wrong Path. Availability:
the Human Top: Davy Mitchell was visiting an injured Toro when Agent Axis kidnapped the both of them (he wanted Toro, but Davy was an inconvenient witness). This turned out to be an error when a freak accident in Axis' lab gave Davy the powers of... the Human Top! Availability:
the Human Torch: an artificial man created Phineas T. Horton, this android proved to be 'flawed' when he ignited upon exposure to air. Eventually mastering his powers, he took the name of the Human Torch, and used his abilities to fight evil in all its forms! Availability:
the Humvee: a vehicle most often used by conventional military forces, the Humvee has since been adopted by the Gi Joe team for some purposes. Cheaper than their Hammers or Brawler IIs, the Humvee is a quick and versatile ride that can be given multiple armaments. The Humvee comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Hysteria: this crazy old woman was given the ability to cause irrational fear by the White Event. Using it to escape the asylum, she began to roam free with two other paranormals, and proved (with her new friends' aid) powerful enough to stand up to the Star Brand himself. Availability:
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