The Technohol 13 Master Character Roster
This is it. The entire character roster of everybody that shows up on the Technohol 13 web site, from A through Z. This is an exceedingly large file, and it would likely be easier to look up characters by the individual, alphabetical sub-rosters, but hey - some of you like to see the whole picture, and who am I to argue? So, without further ado, here's the entire deal, all of the many and varied characters on the 13!
Abyssal Princes and Lords (Tanar'ri): those rare few tanar'ri who live long enough, and gather enough power, can ascend past the known, common forms their race takes as they evolve, becoming unique. Even fewer of these rule a layer of the Abyss itself! Availability:
the Accountant: made an undead horror by the sorcerer Icthyon, George Zimmerman was reborn a vampire - though he didn't let that ruin his life. Using skills learned via accounting skullduggery, he began to carve out a little empire all his own...! Availability:
Ace: a gambler through and through, Brad likes nothing more than a good poker game - hence his code name. It's fitting in two aspects, as Brad is also the Joe team's crack fighter pilot, who's downed more Cobra jets than you can shake a stick at! Availability:
AceTone: possessing the natural gift of strength enhancement, Yuki was taken in by Mindwatch after her powers went out of control. Soon after she got them under control, she began work on mastering metapsi powers as a part-time Mindwatch agent! Availability:
Action Man: the mysterious Action man was adopted by a world-famous rocket scientist, not to mention experimented on by a clandestine government group. Needless to say, this led to some drama in Action Man's formative years, and groomed him to be the Greatest Hero of All! Action Man comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Acrimonious Apostate: Ethel Rhea was a professional bodybuilder who originally found the Church of Hercules appealing - until she discovered its vast corruption. Losing her faith entirely, she eventually became a Frankologist! Availability:
Agent Axis: originally three separate fascist spies, Agent Axis is the result of their accidental merger in a freak accident while in flight. Though granted three times the power of an ordinary man, he is also cursed with a fractured, querulous mind. Availability:
Agent Deathmonger: having a long history with both the United States Army and the Federal Bureau of Investigation, former Mrj. Michael Shaw is an expert in investivative work, and can keep his objectivity no matter how bizarre everything gets. Availability:
Agent Delta: Lorcan Rourke was one of General Flagg's original recruits for his small, anti-terrorist operation. Sent to infiltrate Cobra early in its formation, Lorcan was believed to have been killed in the line of duty - at least, until recently...! Availability:
Agent Faces: the Joe team's veritable new spec ops man, Michelino is something of a master spy, a fellow who has natural talent that is backed up by impeccable covert Army training. He can disguise himself as virtually anybody he wishes to with but a few minutes of study... Agent Faces comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Aggravant: the result of a matter duplicator accident, Chuck is the counterpart of the original Charlie Chicanery. After a brief stint alongside a gang of cross-time thugs, Chuck has returned home to launch his very own career as a super hero! Kind of. Availability:
the Air Assault Glider: designed to work in one of two distinct modes, the Air Assault Glider can function as either a normal Gi Joe glider or be converted into a fully functional Cobra jet pack configuration - the better for its operator, Barrel Roll, to slip behind Cobra lines with! the Air Assault Glider comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Air Commandos Glider: an update to the standard Gi Joe glider, the Air Commandos gliders were designed by a member of the team, Cloudburst. He made them to excel above and beyond the old Falcon gliders in every way - mainly because he uses 'em in the field himself! the Air Commandos Glider comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Airborne: born to oil-rich parents, Franklin E Talltree enjoyed jumping out of airplanes as a hobby - it makes him feel alive. Though a law school graduate, Franklin wanted to perform his hobby for a living, so he joined the Army to become a paratrooper! Availability:
Airborne 2: Robert is easily the most popular member of the Sky Patrol team, but not because of any juvenile pecking order. No, he's well liked by the squad because he does his level best to get everyone to their mission in one piece - and then patches them up when they wind up perforated. Airborne 2 comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Airtight: a merciless practical joker and fan of the bizarre, Airtight is also the GI Joe expert on nuclear, biological, and chemical weapons. When Cobra breaks out the dirty tricks, he's the first to wade in after them to put a stop to such tactics! Availability:
Airwave: an electronics expert without peer, Cliff has the ability to 'kit-bash' circuits like no one else, ans is infamous for his improvisational electronics repair techniques. He serves as the audible frequency expert for the Gi Joe Sky Patrol team - and is mean in a firefight, too! Airwave comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Alkiliths (Tanar'ri): wretched corruption personified, alkiliths are formless terrors that work to spread the horrors of the Abyss throughout the multiverse. They ruin everything they can get their pseudopods on, and delight in doing just that. Availability:
the A.W.E. Striker: a small, lightweight vehicle, this grass-green, off-road marvel is a combat vehicle the Gi Joe team adopted in '85. Weighing in at 2.8 tons and armed with a powerful, recoil-less rifle, the A.W.E. Striker can get almost anywhere in a jiffy to offer the Joes fire support! The A.W.E Striker comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the All American: After developing paranormal powers, New York Smashers quarterback Jack Magniconte founded Kickers, Inc., in order to use said abilities to help others handle off-the-wall problems that no one else could! Availability:
Alpine: though he was a perfectly good accountant, having a decent job with prospects, Albert wanted more out of life. As such, he enlisted to use his hobby, mountain climbing, in order to help his country - which he does as a mountain trooper! Availability:
Altitude: a former syndicated cartoon artist and a Sergeant Major of the Army, John-Edward has quite a unique background. Of course add the almost supernatural ability to recall anything he's ever seen, and you have the makings for an unbelievably effective recon patrolman and combat artist! Altitude comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Alu-fiends (Tanar'ri): the offspring of succubi and non-tanar'ri, alu-fiends posses of many of their mothers' abilities. They also have the skill to master sorcery, and often carry impresive magical items to make up for their physical weakness. Availability:
Ambush: Aaron has been one those quiet kinds of guys ever since he was a wee youth. In fact, he always seems to slip through the cracks, and folks tend to forget he's around - which isn't helped any by the fact that he's a master of camouflage...! Availability:
American Avenger: drafted in Argentina by the grandson of El Gaucho, American Don Caldwell became that hero's replacement. He calls himself the American Avenger elsewhere though, battling his homeland's enemies in Argentina and beyond! Availability:
the Amphibious Personnel Carrier: this versatile, armored troop carrier has been in the GI Joe arsenal for years. This because, in addition to being able to drive on land or water, it's a very safe conveyance for Joes on their way to a mission! Availability:
the Angel: Thomas Holloway was raised in a prison under bizarre circumstances, learning a whole lot about everything. With the aid of this vast catalog of knowledge, he wages a never-ending battle against villainy as the high-flying Angel! Availability:
the Angel 2: when his brother retired as the original Angel, Simon Halloway (literally) picked up the costume and ran with it. Fighting crime when he wasn't scrounging for food and shelter, Simon occasionally did some good in his time. Availability:
Angry Annie: Annie Claymore is a petulant sociopath who believes the world should both revolve around her desires, and abide by her own jaundiced view of How Things Work. Naturally, she explodes with murderous rage when it invariably doesn't. Availability:
Jake Smythe: the Angry Man: Jake became a space-faring hero after discovering the indigo Rainbow Gem on the family farm - until the sorcerer Mho stole it from him. It took him years, but Jake finally got it back, though he's been damaged by the experience. Availability:
Anthropists (Devoted): while they hail from any number of different backgrounds, members of the Anthropy Society have the potential to have a couple of things in common, hence this sort of 'boilerplate' description of these ideologists. Availability:
Antibody: while he originally wanted to be a doctor, medical intern Randy O'Brien's life was forever changed after the White Event, when he developed the power to generate negative-image duplicates of himself, which he had little - if any - control over! Availability:
Antons: vaguely humanoid beings hailing from the small planetoid of Torsa, the Antons belligerently attempted to conquer our world once their own was trapped in earth's orbit. Luckily for humanity, Professor Zog was on hand to stop them cold! Availability:
the Arctic Blast: a small and fast snow-based fighting vehicle, the Arctic Blast consists of two large off-road tires driving an oversized sled. Most often driven by Windchill into battle, this thing is armed to the teeth and a lot faster than you'd expect it to be on first glance. the Arctic Blast comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Arden: Arden works as a Lateral Shifter. It's her job to cross from one variant timeline to another, in order to research how certain phenomena manifest in different universes, all to better predict how they will affect her own - for good or ill! Availability:
Armadillo: Philo R. Makepeace was a rather fast (though mostly safe) driver in the civilian market before repeated complaints caused him to seek similar employ in the military. That's when it was discovered that Philo drives not just quickly, but very, very rough, too! Armadillo comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Armadillo Assault: a somewhat large ride, the Armadillo Assault is built tough. It can be configured as an armored carrier or a dune buggy depending on the Joes' needs, and comes equipped with a one-man scout craft - making it its own air support! Availability:
the Armadillo Mini-Tank: a tank in miniature, the Armadillo packs the fire power of four linked, 60mm cannons into a vehicle the size of a Ford ™ Escort ™. Though small and having one set of weapons, it's fast and highly durable, making it ideal for quickly assembled missions. The Armadillo Mini-Tank comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Armanites (Tanar'ri): seeming masters of the Abyss' 377th layer, the armanite hordes populating that plane resemble pale, undead centaurs. They wander the land in troupes, selling their services to whoever offers them enough plunder... and fresh meat. Availability:
the Armor Bot: the ultimate expression of the Star Brigade armor technology, the Armor Bot is a gigantic (36' tall) humanoid vehicle. A high-powered mech, the Armor Bot is armed to the teeth and can walk or drive into battle on earth or amongst the stars alongside the Gi Joe team! The Armor Bot comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Armorhide: one of the more belligerent Combatrons, Armorhide likes nothing more than to fight - especially if large explosions are involved. An expert in desert warfare, he enjoys watching his foes fall victim to the lethal traps he's set for them. Availability:
Armula: a previously low-rent mutant thug with like capability, Simon Furst was the unfortunate victim of what he thought was a random vampire attack. Rising from the dead anew, he has rechristened himself Armula - the four armed vampire! Availability:
Article II: recruited because he was a patriotic, hard-working, and most of all honest cop, Arthur became the D.A.A.'s worst nightmare when he decided he could do a better job protecting Freedom than they could. Now, Arthur finds himself hunted by his former D.A.A. buddies! Article II comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Asbestos Lady: a shrewd man-hater, the Asbestos Lady was driven to new heights of loathing by one man above all others: the Human Torch! Humiliating her time and again, the Torch has earned a singular place in the Asbestos Lady's blackened heart. Availability:
Asclepius: son of Apollo, Asclepius was originally the best surgeon in all of Greece, trained by the centaur Chiron. After Hades petitioned Zeus to slay him, Asclepius ascended to godhood himself... seemingly living on to this very day. Availability:
Assault Quad: a small, offensive four wheel drive vehicle, the Assault Quad is impressively armed for its size, with one machine gun and two missile launchers. Its armament, ordnance and maneuverability make it perfect for dealing with small groups of enemy troops. the Assault Quad comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the ASP: a towable weapon system equipped with two powerful Eliminator cannons, the Assault System Pod, or ASP, is a menace to all Cobra's enemies. Capable of striking foes on land, sea, or air, the ASP excels for providing security or fire superiority! Availability:
Astronomer: mentally and physically changed by his obsessive study of the cosmos, the Astronomer is one of the Elders of the Universe. Naturally, as one of the Universe's elders, he felt that he was best suited to run the joint. Availability:
Atlanteans (Typical, v13): the odd aquatic humanoids commonly referred to as Atlanteans are a reclusive offshoot of humanity. Usually only encountered on or near the open sea, these seemingly hostile entities are hard to see - and harder to fight! Availability:
the Attack Cruiser: something of an improvement on the Gi Joe team's Remote Piloted Vehicle, the Attack Cruiser has a similar vehicle which can also be used as a bomb in a pinch, and is armed with multiple personnel and vehicle counter-measures with which to neutralize Cobra! the Attack Cruiser comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Avalanche: descended from generally criminal folks, Ian decided to do something better with his life than engage in bootlegging, poaching and smuggling, and enlisted in the Army as a result. The military decided to put his skills to use, and now he's a cold weather survival expert, too! Avalanche comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Avalanche: the latest in a mighty line of Gi Joe cold weather combat vehicles, the Avalanche is a heavily armed and armored tracked vehicle, that also contained a hidden surprise - a super-sonic V.T.O.L. vehicle stowed within. In other words, the Avalanche is its own air support! the Avalanche comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Axer: a lethally efficient bounty hunter and interdiction expert working for the Decepticons, Axer found himself on earth after a chance encounter with a black hole, and has since decided that he don't like Scourge very much - since he doesn't pay. Availability:
Aya: the goddess of dawn, Aya has the task of dispelling the darkness before the sun, Shamash, rides through the sky on his solar chariot. Though this is her primary duty, she also represents youth, love, sex, marriage, and motherhood. Availability:
B'ntri (Typical): inhuman monstrosities hailing from a forgotten, rogue world with no name, the B'ntri are cunning, magically inclined, tentacular horrors. These beasts spread like wildfire through known space, eating their way through the cosmos! Availability:
Babau (Tanar'ri): babau assemble the vast tanar'ri armies required to wage the Blood War. They conscript their least and lesser cousins into the fight, while themselves avoiding the front lines as long as they can keep the 'recruits' coming. Availability:
Babel: Thame Panagitis became obsessed with bringing about a world government, after his exposure to KGB defector Alexei Ruyanev's ideas. Helping him form the Medusa Web, Thame went on to lead its clandestine efforts to unite the planet. Availability:
Backblast: after growing up in the shadow of New York City's greatest airport, Edward J. Menninger decided he'd had enough. Made to hate airplanes after years of exposure to their loud noise and bright lights, he enlisted to get a job in the Army blowing the things up! Backblast comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Backfire: a nondescript guy before the White Event, George was a hard up loser. While the Event gave him impressive reflective powers, he's still a loser, endlessly perpetrating his raunchy personality upon the Web during its many paramilitary actions. Availability:
Backstop: though he's been run out of every sport he tried, from hockey to wrestling to boxing, Robert has finally found his home in the Gi Joe team. The man is brutally competitive, and has a habit of leaving broken opponents in his wake (and that's just his friends!) Backstop comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Badger: though lightly armed, the Badger is incredibly fast and astoundingly maneuverable. A modified, heavily armored Jeep, this lemon-colored off-road vehicle is great for leading the charge against any Cobra infantry in the field - no matter where they're hiding out! the Badger comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Doctor Lucian Ballad: assigned to the Remsen children after their parents died in a bombing, psychologist Lucian Ballad was amazed to find out that both were paranormals, and convinced them to use their abilities to help others. Availability:
Tullius Ballad: Doctor Lucian Ballad's evil twin, Tullius has always been obsessed with destroying his counterpart. Believing this the only way to claim his soul for his own, he became a powerful Voodoo Bokor in order to defeat his 'good' side! Availability:
Kayla Ballantine: when her boyfriend Quasar returned from a cross-time adventure, he inadvertently passed the Star Brand to Kayla. Though she didn't realize it at first, various villains were able to perceive the thing, and schemed to take it from her. Availability:
Balors (Tanar'ri): most powerful of the true tanar'ri, balors are few and far between. However, the blazing power they wield is enough to cow even the most arrogant tanar'ri into submission - further aiding their crusades against the hated baatezu! Availability:
Banzai: seeking purpose and direction, Robert J. Travalino walked the earth, and went on adventures. In Tibet, he encountered a reclusive ninja master who helped forge him into a weapon that could decide his own destiny. And Robert has since decided to become a Gi Joe ninja! Banzai comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Bar-lgura (Tanar'ri): strong resembling conventional orangutans, bar-lgura aren't much smarter than those mundane creatures. Of course, normal animals don't bear an arsenal of demonic powers, much less such sullen, blinding blinding rage...! Availability:
Barbecue: thrill-seeker and all around party animal, Gabriel became a fire fighter for the sheer fun of it - not to mention the ability to chop things down with an axe on the job. The only dedicated fire fighter on the Gi Joe team, he tends to be placed on missions with the flamethrower experts... Barbecue comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Barnaby Eveningstar: a scholar researching evil magic in order to better combat it, Barnaby Billingsly studied vampirism intently, and even managed to wield it as a mere mortal. Unfortunately for him, however, his diabolical power got the best of him. Availability:
Señor Barnett: the child of two super heroes, Arpad Barnett didn't develop powers initially, living a cheerfully normal life. At least, he did until his uncontrollable technopsionic legacy caught up with him, and seemingly unhinged the man! Availability:
Baron Blood: after an encounter with the mighty Dracula, malcontent blueblood John Falsworth became a vampire himself. His twisted need for vengeance against his brother eventually drove him to Nazi Germany, for aid in crushing his relative and homeland. Availability:
the Baroness: after her brother was seemingly killed by an American soldier, the girl who would become the Baroness was consumed with a need for vengeance, and her foray into international terrorism ultimately led to an association with Cobra. Availability:
the Barracuda: an incredibly small vehicle, the Barracuda is in effect a one man submarine. This tiny aquatic ride can swim beneath the waves to attack Cobra's sea-based vessels, rapidly sinking them with torpedoes (or just its sharpened hull) before the evil terrorists even know what hit them! The Barracuda comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Barrel Roll: Dwight E. Stall comes from a family with a long tradition of military service. He is the first of three siblings to complete the Gi Joe training course, and has proven to be the most capable Joe in his family (save where his brother Blackout beats him in sheer depravity). Barrel Roll comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Barricade: an urban combat expert by trade, Phillip was trained long and hard in his art - which made joining the Gi Joe team almost easy for him. A late comer to the group, he nonetheless works hard to prove his mettle - and to protect his fellow Joes when he leads them into a hostile city...! Barricade comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Louis 'Treetop' Barrington: this somewhat shady man was a Huey pilot doing covert op troop insertions / extractions during Vietnam, but resorted to taking any job from the highest bidder afterwards - until Mark Hazzard helped him to see the light. Availability:
Basher Bob: a brain-addled dwarf from elsewhere, Basher Bob was mistaken for a Warrior of Thor upon his inadvertent arrival in New York. Delivered to their lodge by the authorities, he just sort of moved in since everyone there assumed he belonged, too. Availability:
The Battle Blitz: a six wheeled, all-terrain vehicle with a large vertical profile, the Battle Blitz is one of the Joe team's 'Spy Troops' vehicles with a built in surprise - this being a built-in 'land luge' launcher a Joe can ride at incredible speeds! Availability:
the Battle Copter (Cobra): after the Gi Joe team developed small, man-portable helicopter vehicles to provide emergency aerial capability in a pinch, Cobra decided to get in on that action, and 'appropriated' a few examples of their prototype rides. The result is, of course, the Cobra Battle Copter! Comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Battle Copter (Gi Joe): while the Air Commandos can get somewhere in a hurry and do so in a quiet manner, they're admittedly at the mercy of the weather somewhat. Keeping this in mind, the Gi Joe team built a powered alternative to their gliders, in the form of this backpack helicopter! the Battle Copter comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Battle Wagon: a large offensive vehicle, the Battle Wagon lives up to its name. It looks like a giant, oversized pickup truck with a missile launcher mounted where the bed should be. And, well, with laser guns and a strange cab with a freaky grille. But you know. the Battle Wagon comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Bazooka: a former tank jockey until his sudden epiphany about untrained yahoos immobilizing million dollar hardware with two hundred dollar handheld rockets, Bazooka instead became a missile specialist himself, plying his trade for the GI Joe team! Availability:
Beach-Head: one of the hardest, meanest Rangers ever to come out of Fort Benning, Wayne is a perfect addition to the Gi Joe team, as his never-ending quest for personal perfection tends to rub off on others - even if it does so in a somewhat abrasive fashion...! Beach-Head comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Behemoth Remote Controlled Tank: this ominous, glossy black tank was an advanced, remote controlled weapon of war that Krotze International had developed for the Department of Defense to wage war without putting American soldiers at risk. Availability:
Big Bear: filling the role of Horror Show in the Oktober Guard after a fashion, Big Bear was recruited onto the team after the death of most of its original line-up. Big and surly, Big Bear more than makes up for his attitude with his effective performance. Availability:
Big Ben: an elite British S.A.S. soldier, David is just as competent as your average American Special Forces trooper. Though trained differently, he's just as good as his fellow Joes are in the eradication of Cobra forces, no matter what the nefarious terrorists are up to...! Big Ben comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Big Brawler: with his dual specialty in Army intelligence and jungle survival, Brian proved more than effective at rooting out jungle-based terrorists. This made him an excellent fit for the Gi Joe team, as Cobra has a tendency to hide their bases in the thickest, nastiest jungles they can find! Big Brawler comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Big Lob: a true basketball fan that may or may not have played in a professional capacity before enlisting, Big Lob showed he was a true athlete upon hitting basic training. He's since proved himself to both the regular brass and the Gi Joe team, and excels in all manner of the team's special missions! Big Lob comes in Classic and Saga styles!
(just) Billy: the only known son of the diabolical Cobra Commander, Billy's life has proven to be an endless cavalcade of calamity. He rises above his awful family life, though, by doing his best to ensure no one else suffers as he has at the hands of Cobra! Availability:
the Black Marvel: passing extensive and extreme tests of strength, stamina and dexterity, Dan Lyons proved worthy of carrying the mantle of the Black Marvel. Living up to its responsibilities, he constantly strives to right wrongs! Availability:
Black Widow: when her younger sister was murdered by a Hollywood gangster, Claire Voyant made a Faustian pact with Satan in order to get revenge. Of course, this damned her to a life of constantly retrieving evil souls for that demon. Availability:
Blast-Off: the single greatest fire fighter the state of Missouri ever knew, Jeffrey D. Thompson single-handedly put out a forest fire after his fellows were incapacitated by smoke - earning him a place on the Gi Joe team. Of course, now he sets fires as well as exinguishing them - go figure. Blast-Off comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Blaster (Gi Joe): having been somewhat taken with ground effect vehicle technology since his youth, Brian enlisted in the Army in order to acquire the funding he needed to develop the technology further. This worked out better than he imagined, and now Brian is on the bleeding edge of such development! Blaster comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Blazing Skull: fired upon while reporting on the second Sino-Japanese war, ace reporter Mark Todd sough shelter in a cave inhabited by strange Skull-men. Finding him honorable, they made Mark into their champion - the Blazing Skull! Availability:
Blizzard: Gregory is tough because he has to be, for he knows that with his job as a cold weather soldier - much less the instructor of other like soldiers - he will become a statistic if he goes easy on himself... and his charges will as well, if he goes easy on them. Blizzard comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Blockbuster: a large 6WD vehicle, the Blockbuster is designed primarily for Arctic combat, but can be deployed in just about any environment (though its white paint job may hinder that some). It's armed with a massive pom-pom launcher and Gatling cannon bank, so watch out! The Blockbuster comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Blocker: after driving a cab in Boston for several years, David enlisted in the Army in order to get a ride with which he could shoot back at the opposition. He's proven so good at fighting behind the wheel that he eventually got selected to be a Battle Force 2000 vehicular combatant! Blocker comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Blonde Phantom: a secretary for the Mark Mason Detective Agency, Louise Grant was secretly the Blonde Phantom! When Mark stumbled upon any serious threat on the job, Louise'd step in as the Phantom and set things straight! Availability:
Blowtorch: Timothy joined the Army to master the most ancient weapon: fire! Though he wields the stuff like a demon in battle, Timothy is probably the biggest proponent of fire safety on earth, knowing full well what it's capable of. Availability:
Bludgeon: something of a schemer, Bludgeon is the rare, grandiose sort of villain who can back up his talk with muscle. He's strong and tough on top of his mental brawn, and had he not joined up with Scourge, he'd have founded the Destructicons himself! Availability:
Blue Blade: riding away from his destitute farm during the Dust Bowl, Roy Chambers decied to become rich and famous - no matter the cost. And how else to do this than do what everyone else was of late: donning an ostentatious costume and doing good deeds! Availability:
the Blue Blaze: exposed to a mysterious blue blaze his father had discovered in the midst of a tornado, Spencer Keen was slain outright. Rising from his grave a century later, Keen was driven to fight against evil and injustice... as the Blue Blaze! Availability:
Blue Diamond: when an immense blue diamond exploded in his hands, anthropologist Elton T. Morrow was imbued with the stone's strange powers. Though he did so reluctantly, Elton used his new powers against evil as... the Blue Diamond! Availability:
Bluestreak: having never been the same since his home town was destroyed by Decepticons, this lone survivor of Praxus talks non-stop in order to prevent himself from thinking about his past. Though this usually annoys his fellow Autobots, it sometimes works. Availability:
Blur: a former Burger King ™ manager, Jeffrey Walters was transformed into a super speedster in the wake of the White Event. Unable to deactivate his accelerated motion, Jeffrey is constantly shaking out of control - a veritable Blur! Availability:
the Bomb Disposal Unit: handy for Exposive Ordnanace Disposal work, this vehicle is a small treaded device that can handle undetonated weaponry (both allied and enemy) with relative safety. In other words, the Bomb Disposal Unit helps the Gi Joe team render an area safe - both before and after a battle! Comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Bombstrike: Alyssa has shown once again that her family is destined for greatness. Like her brother Barrel Roll, Alyssa has proven her mettle and joined the Gi Joe team as a forward air controller - much to the chagrin of her other brother, the evil Cobra operative known as Blackout... Bombstrike comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Boo-Getty: Redneck Zombie: transformed into a so-called 'greater zombie' by a mad wizard with designs on global domination, Jeb Jacobs instead decided to use his newfound physical power and renewed life to further his own ends, and not his re-creator's. Availability:
Boss Sarpo: a devious crime boss based in Ohio, Boss Sarpo never met a crime he didn't like. In addition to looting entire towns of everything not nailed down, Sarpo entered the big leagues when he gained control of Electro for a time! Availability:
Brain Drain: a morally dubious scientist, Werner Schmidt was crushed by a falling space craft shortly after duplicating the American Super-soldier Serum. Rebuilt by his new friends in a robot body, he returned to curse the world as the bizarre Brain Drain! Availability:
the Brain-wave Scanner: Doctor Venom's single greatest invention, this device gives Cobra access to the very minds of others! Capable of probing or controlling minds, use of the Scanner is itself torture, as it inflicts undue agony while operational. Availability:
Brainrave: a telepath with a severe electronica fetish, Comyna is a happy go lucky adventurer whether or not she's currently working with Mindwatch. She's as likely to go clubbing as she is stomping on Mindwatch's enemies, mind you. Availability:
the Brawler: a large, self-propelled gun, the Brawler's main feature is its' 77mm Howitzer cannon. Of course, then there's the large surface to air missile launchers, and the twinned machine gun mounts, and its freaky-cool ablative armor technology. It really lives up to its name! the Brawler comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Brawn: a braggart boastful about his sheer physical power, Brawn is more than ready to back up his claims with results. While he's smaller than most Autobots, Brawn's definitely one of the strongest and toughest brawlers in that group's roster! Availability:
Breaker: Alvin is a master of at least seven languages and most NATO radio gear. Despite an initial lack of combat experience, and being one of the youngest men to ever become a Joe, Alvin has proven indispensible as the team's communications officer. Availability:
Colonel Brekhov: leader of the original Oktober Guard, Colonel Ivan Nikelovich Brekhov is notorious for his take no prisoners and make no apologies attitude. This cigar-chomping veteran is a fair and patriotic role model for his subordinates! Availability:
Brick: not much is known about this bizarre murder machine, other than the fact that he has been utilized by Edmund Roth in the past. A capable killer, Brick is nonetheless susceptible to the ultrasonic frequencies used to control his mind. Availability:
Brick Wall: offensive tackle for the New York Smashers, Beauford 'Brick Wall' Wohl is also the other half of the Kickers' muscle, helping the team to deal with trouble while they investigate paranormal mysteries when he isn't balancing the books! Availability:
the Bridge Layer: a perfect vehicle for combat engineers like Tollbooth, the Bridge Layer is an armored bridge-deploying vehicle, designed to help allied personnel and vehicles (armored or otherwise) to cross troublsome terrain with ease. Availability:
Mick Bronson: unlike many of the people he worked for, Mick wasn't too bright. Though he lacked the engineering wizardry of Fritz Krotze, or even Richard Faylen, he had a certain something the two of them lacked: the capability and willingness to kill. Availability:
Browneye the Pirate: cursed to forever wander the seven seas after offending a powerful sorceress, Alastair has taken full advantage of said 'curse' to wander the earth, pillaging and looting all the while - except for the time he spent on 'ice'. Availability:
Colonel MacIntyre Browning: a high ranking Army intelligence officer, Colonel 'Mac' Browning was called in to investigate the Pitt disaster. The man did his best to contain the situation, but it was truly beyond his - or anyone else's - understanding. Availability:
Bruno: both an ardent patriot and a fan of really big explosions, Bruno Werner turned out to be a perfect recruit for the D.A.A. - even if he managed to get himself on the F.B.I.'s Most Wanted list shortly after being put to use by those vigilantes...! Availability:
Bruticus (RiD): having taken the form of the mythical beast, Cerberus, Bruticus excels in his job as Megatron's jailer. Using his various inherent, sharp implements of pain, he easily keeps Megatron's Autobot prisoners (and naughty Predacons) in line! Availability:
Bucky 2: after the first Captain America and Bucky seemingly perished at sea, the government quickly replaced them for the sake of public morale. Fred Davis, a friend of Bucky Barnes, was chosen to fill in for his lost buddy! Availability:
Budo: though he was content to spend his time enjoying heavy metal and tinkering with his Harley, young Kyle was surprised to learn his great-great-grandfather was a samurai warrior. Given the family's ancestral home, he has tried to live up to his legacy, and done a pretty good job of it. Budo comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Bulezau (Tanar'ri): the rumored creations of mad tanar'ri lord Baphomet, the ill-tempered bulezau are hate-driven murder machines. Though somewhat concentrated in the 600th layer of the Abyss, one can find them all over that plane these days. Availability:
Bullet-Proof: Earl has done his time as a D.E.A. operative in some of the world's biggest drug hot spots, including the Golden Triangle. Earning his nickname the hard way, he's been recruited onto the Gi Joe team to lead its very own drug interdiction force, the D.E.F.! Bullet-Proof comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Bullhorn: an amazing crisis negotiator, Stephen is also a world class shot with a pistol and a former Quantico hand to hand combat instructor. In other words, he has the ability to talk down some nutjobs, and can dismantle others when words fail him! Availability:
Bumblebee: one of the smallest Autobots, Bumblebee is also one of their bravest. Ready, willing, and eager to further the cause, he will go out of his way to make a mission succeed in the best possible way, and is highly regarded by his fellows as a result. Availability:
Bunene: the first son of Aya and Shamash, Bunene is the latter's sukkal, or vizier. It is Bunene's task to drive Shamash's chariot across the sky each day, and to intercede between Shamash and the many mortals who implore him for aid and/or power. Availability:
Jacob Burnsley: Jacob is a retired Army quartermaster who, after an encounter with the Star Child, walked away with a portion of the Star Brand! Implored to use his new power wisely, Jacob has performed various good deeds with the mighty Star Brand. Availability:
Bushido: though he dresses like a samurai, Bushido was actually trained by Snake-Eyes and Storm Shadow. A newer member of the Ninja Force, he has trained to become the very first snow ninja, and excels in hand to hand combat no matter how cold it gets outside! Bushido comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Buzzer: a former Cambridge sociologist, Buzzer joined an Austrializn biker gang after studying it, finding it a great outlet for his new hatred for modern life. Too much for them to handle, Dick eventually wound up working for Zartan. Availability:
Buzzsaw: outdoing even Soundwave's sadism, Buzzsaw attempts to disguise his murderous artistic impulses with an erudite vocabulary and the seeming of sophistication. Those who observe Buzzsaw working on his latest 'masterpiece' know better, however. Availability:
Cambion (Tanar'ri): the offspring of non-succubi tanar'ri and mortals, cambion are half-breeds born into a world that hates and fears them. Either in the 'real' world or in the Abyss, they are the subject of scorn because of their origins. Availability:
Cannonball: an endurance test driver for a variety of vehicles, John Warden is known for utterly destroying his ride - just to see what it's capable of! He's done this for civilian vehicle companies, the military in general, and most recently as a member of the elite Gi Joe team! Cannonball comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Captain America: sole survivor of an experimental super soldier serum trial, sickly Steve Rogers quickly became a hero. Growing into his role as the Sentinel of Liberty, he gave his all in the fight against America's many, many foes! Availability:
Captain Cocksure: founder of the BAH, Jake Russell was a normal human adventurer until tapped to form the group by then-President Ford. After this, Jake went from being a vigilante to the world's last, best hope against rogue ascendants! Availability:
Captain Grid-Iron: when he turned down a cushy appointment for an infantry command to 'stay where the action is', this former West Point quarterback's dedication to the Army got him fast tracked into membership on the GI Joe team! Availability:
Captain Katabatic: a sentient, dread chill from the bottom of the world, Captain Katabatic is the so-called Führer of Freeze, and has it out for anyone that can shape the cold like he does - going out of his way to punish them for their perfidy! Availability:
Captain Wings: thanks to a heart murmur, this patriot couldn't serve in the British army. He instead took an opportunity to become a hero when it arose, using a powerful one-man flight harness to transform into the mighty Captain Wings! Availability:
Challenger: after his father was murdered while investigating city corruption, Bill Waring decides to get even. Walking the earth, he gains the skills he needs to wage a one-man war on crime - only returning to Challenge scofflaws... to the death! Availability:
the Chameleon: when this young woman found out she was the illegitimate half-sister of the evil Baroness, she stepped forward to help the Gi Joe team. Several reconstructive surgeries later, she was inserted into Cobra's ranks as an impostor of the notorious Baroness herself...! The Chameleon comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Chameleon Swamp Skier: Zartan's original vehicular masterpiece, this water-based device is basically a rocket mounted on four high-strength skis, allowing it to zip along in swampy waterways at reckless speed - just the way Zartan likes it! Availability:
Charbroil: Shannon grew up working with fire, whether he was heating water pipes with a blowtorch in rural Minnesota or shoveling charcoal into blast furnaces for a living. He's comfortable around the dangerous stuff, which makes him an excellent flamethrower for the Gi Joe team! Charbroil comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Charlie Chicanery: a mutant with the power to interface with hyperspace, Charlie was once a man but was transformed into a female in a matter duplicator accident, and has been trying to deal with the ramifications (and her strange mutant abilities) ever since. Availability:
Andrew Chaser: a freelance reporter with several biting non-fiction books under his belt, along with various high profile pieces over the years, Andrew Chaser knows a good story when he sees it - which usually gets him in all kinds of trouble. Availability:
Chase Storey: a former investigative reporter and science fiction author of some repute, the man operating under the pseudonym of Chase Storey now has a new career path. Instead of just looking into various mysteries, he often fights evil! Availability:
Chasme (Tanar'ri): inhuman monstrosities, chasme are more mosquito than man. These blood-sucking insectoids flit about the Abyss, ceaselessly seeking out Blood War deserters and feeding upon them with the blessings of Abyssal lords. Availability:
Checkpoint: a former college wrestler and all-around big guy, Jared became a member of the military police upon leaving school, eventually rising to a position on the Steel Brigade, the Gi Joe reserve unit. Of course, for some reason he hasn't been able to move on to the team full-time... Checkpoint comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Eric Chin: the Troubleshooter's hacker, Eric is the only one with a criminal record, having attempted to translate his skill at breaking into computers into real structures. After the Law set him straight, he went to MIT to turn his life around. Availability:
Chuckles: an intelligent, affable fellow, Chuckles is a very hard person to dislike. This helps him immensely when he's knee-deep in a Cobra compound, posing as one of their own and gaining their trust. Only too late do they realize that he's not one of them...! Chuckles comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Cilantro Carnivore: half elf, half demon, the creature identifying itself as the Cilantro Carnivore is a botanical terror who identifies more with her floral side. When not acting as OFF's muscle, she occasionally moonlights as a mercenary for fun. Availability:
Claymore: a highly motivated and intelligent part-time Joe, John was inducted onto the team under the condition that he only get pulled in for the most special of missions. When this was accepted, the man began to sporadically appear on Joe operations, and continues to do so to this very day! Claymore comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Clean Sweep: Daniel is the guy that Gi Joe calls in to deal with Cobra's messes. Equipped with a remote-controlled robotic vehicle he can use to neutralize their weaponized sludge, the man can quickly clear a battle field so regular Joes can resume their fight with those terrorists! Clean Sweep comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Cliffjumper: utterly fearless and dangerously impulsive, Cliffjumper is one of the bravest Autobots. He lacks the physical prowess to back up his bravery, however, which puts him in a pickle more often than not against the Decepticons he hates so. Availability:
Cloudburst: a glider enthusiast all his life, it was only a natural that the Army put Chuck to work fine tuning their own glider systems; he'd been building his own for years, after all. Able to fly the things as well as build them, Chuck makes a great addition to the Gi Joe Air Commandos! Cloudburst comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Clutch: after this Asbury Park gear-head finally grew up somewhat, he enlisted in the Army, eventually becoming an expert in vehicular combat. After decades with the Joes, he's become their resident grease monkey, and a sort of anti-Dreadnok! Availability:
the Coastal Defender: a small, towed device, the coastal defender looks like a mere trailer when not in use. However, it can be quickly transformed by a Joe into a one man missile platform that can be operated from the rear of almost any vehicle in the Gi Joe arsenal! the Coastal Defender comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Cobras: the core of their namesake organization, the teeming masses of Cobras are general laborers and combatants. Almost all of Cobra's minions begin at this level, providing a proper foundation the group's world domination plans! Availability:
Cobra Commander: Cobra's founder, its mysterious Commander began as an unsuccessful businessman who, after his paranoia told him that Big Government was out to crush the 'little guy', decided to forge a new system - one with him on the top! Availability:
Cobra Officers: Cobra's officers are its operatives who easily rise above the crowd in that organization's teeming masses. Possessing leadership skills to match their ruthlessness, these operatives are the men and women who make the Command work. Availability:
Cobra Recruits: the unwashed and untrained massess of criminals and other unruly sorts that Cobra has absorbed into its ranks, Recruits are what everyone starts as. From here, they have to prove themselves - or find themselves 'expended'. Availability:
Cobra Recruit Officers: Cobra Recruits with some leadership ability - or who don't die in the field - are often promoted to the rank of Recruit Officer. This lets them lead a group of their fellows, and possibly go somewhere in the organization. Availability:
Cobra Technicians: the backbone of Cobra's labor force during its formative years, these skilled operatives worked in various capacities to support that terroist organization's operations - until they were replaced by more specialized operatives. Availability:
Cold Front: growing up inhaling diesel fumes near Fort Knox, it was only natural that Charles find himself interested in tanks. Excelling in the 3rd Armored Batallion, Charles eventaully earned an assignment driving the Gi Joe team's mighty Avalanche! Availability:
the Cold Warrior: Professor Eric Sinkovitz was a cryogenics expert that was duped by a Skrull operative into turning his impressive technology against the heroic 3-D man, as he was led to believe that hero was a communist operative! Availability:
Colonel Courage: the Colonel considers most self-professed 'clean freaks' lazy slobs. He's airtight on military protocols and regulations, and insists that those under him live to his exacting standards. The Joes tolerate this because he does all their nasty paper work... Colonel Courage comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Confiscator: granted powers of conjuration by a weak, cursed Genie who accidentally misjudged his murderous intent for good will, the spiteful Elwood Smith has embarked on a virtually suicidal criminal career as... the one and only Confiscator! Availability:
Ken Connell - the Star Brand: while riding his dirt bike outside of Pittsburgh, Ken Connell was given a weapon of infinite potential by an old man: the Star Brand! Ken tried using this item as a super hero, and almost destroyed the world as a result! Availability:
Ken Connell - the Old Man: journeying into the past in an effort to atone for his many sins, Ken Connell's mind was immediately programmed upon him by the Star Child, and he was lost in a delusional state of being that persisted the rest of his life. Availability:
Ken Connell - the Star Child: the son of Ken Connell and his Deb 'the duck' Felix, the Star Child was born with full command of the Star Brand. Lacking any knowledge, however, he set out to learn about both the Brand and his place in the universe. Availability:
the Conquest X-30: a highly advanced, forward-swept wing aircraft, the Conquest X-30 is one of those aeronautical marvels that shouldn't technically fly - but manages to do so thanks to highly advanced, computer-assisted control mechanisms, which let its pilot pull otherwise impossible maneuvers! The Conquest X-30 comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Coojeechiscue (Cubic): the sanest member of Crasniye Solleetsi, Nadehzda is also its field leader. Using her paranormal ability to generate cubes of psionic force, Nadehzda's paranormal power is useful for both defense and containment. Availability:
Cool Breeze: loquacious and cocksure, Cool Breeze is nonetheless able to back up everything that comes out of his mouth. And a lot of things come out of his mouth, for the guy really has a hard time zipping it - especially when he's under direct threat by the enemy...! Cool Breeze comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Copperhead: an unsuccessful speedboat racer who bet on himself too often, Copperhead found working for Cobra a great way to pay off his gambling debts. Of course, he enjoys numerous other advantages of being on that organization's payroll, as well! Availability:
the Copyright Infringer: a genius with an idealistic belief in the free exchange of information, Henri Bisque does his level best to 'hack' any and all data in order to share it with the masses - no matter whose pocketbook is hurt in the process! Availability:
Cosmos: a high-flying reconnaissance operative, Cosmos often hovers far above the earth, spying on Decepticon activity and enabling global Autobot communications. However, he easily gets bored, tormenting humans for fun if left alone too long. Availability:
Countdown: chess master, electronics engineer, fighter pilot, shuttle commander. All of these things and more describe David, the Joe known as Countdown. Of course, while they paint the picture of a supremely capable Gi Joe operative, they don't describe how boring the man can be. Countdown comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Cover Girl: after she grew tired of life as a fashion model, Courtney joined the Army to properly challenge herself. Becoming a grease monkey and an Armor expert, she's proven her skills time and time again, usually at the wheel of her Wolverine! Availability:
the CLAW: with GI Joe fielding multiple inexpensive vehicles with which to dominate the skies, Cobra had no choice but to innovate. Enter the CLAW, or Covert Light Aerial Weapon, which is essentially two jet engines held together by a single wing! Availability:
Crankcase: growing up in Lawrence, Kansas, Crankcase developed a love of cars as a means of getting away. He was building engines by the time he was thirteen, and racing just a few years later. The man is usually a grumpy cuss unless he's driving something - anything - at its top speed. Crankcase comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Crazylegs: David was on his way to becoming one of the world's greatest organists, but ultimately his rather short fingers put the kibosh on that goal. Needing a direction, he instead enlisted in the Army, and now jumps out of airplanes while his internal sound track is playing Bach... Crazylegs comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Crimebuster: shipped off to Japan to learn 'discipline' after a youthful crime spree, Oliver Edgehill was trained by Master Lee in the fighting arts. After mastering his chi, Oliver returned to the states to fight evil and tyranny - as the Crimebuster! Availability:
Cross-Country: born to parents who both worked with large, heavy vehicles for a living, one could say it was almost a genetic imperative for Robert to do the same. It sure looks like it when the man is behind the wheel of his H.A.V.O.C. - or any other ride, really! Cross-Country comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Cross Hair: a master sniper with eerily good vision, Don is also unnaturally silent at times. He's good at creeping up on a body no matter where he happens to be hiding - a trait he seems to apply equally well to both Cobra goons and while playing pranks on his fellow Joes... Cross Hair comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Crossfire: with his love for both mechanical things and the military lifestyle, it was a certainty that Bill would eventually enlist. Working as a heavy machine gunner, he truly excels at both firing and repairing his weapons when things go wrong - skills the Joe team can always use. Crossfire comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Crossfire: a fast and heavily armed, off-road vehicle, the Crossfire is perfect for engaging in hit and run operations against Cobra's terrorist forces. This makes it the perfect ride for Rumbler, since that Joe is more than happy to engage in vehicular violence at the drop of a hat! the Crossfire comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Crosswise: a highly skilled inventor, architect and astrophysicist, Crosswise is the Spychangers' high tech 'genius', capable of whipping up all manner of new devices to help them in their stealthy missions against the Predacons and Decepticons. Availability:
Cryotek: a frighteningly intelligent criminal mastermind, Cryotek has been behind some of Cybertron's most heinous crimes for centuries, appearing in various time periods - and working with various Megatrons - in order to achieve his own ends. Availability:
Crystalline: an inventive genius decades ahead of her peers, Becky Abrams has a knack for repurposing existing technology in new and exciting ways. The ultimate product of her genius, in fact, allows her to adventure as the mighty heroine, Crystalline! Availability:
the Cube Cam: this tiny device is one of the Joe team's new tools in its war against Cobra and other terrorists. It's about the size of a normal die, and can both film everything in its vicinity and transmit video directly to a waiting Joe-Com unit! Availability:
Cutter: despite growing up as far as you can from an ocean in the States, Skip nonetheless became a Coast Guardsman. Inexplicably nagging his way onto the GI Joe team, Skip became their resident skipper on missions, whether or not he piloted the WHALE! Availability:
the Cyborg in the Red Suit: paralyzed by a religious mob in his home town, Leland Renault has nursed a grudge against the faithful for years. Given extensive implants by Wizardyne as an experiment, he can now freely act out his revenge fantasies! Availability:
Daemon: a youthful computer programmer whose adventures in virus creation got him in trouble with the FBI, Daemon was arrested for his hijinks. However, instead of serving jail time, he was put to use by the Gi Joe team, and ordered to crack Cobra's nano-mites! Availability:
Daina: a Czechoslovakia native, Daina is a competent tactician, an excellent helicopter pilot and a world-class sniper. She's also got a murderous temper, a strange sense of humor, and what she describes as an utter lack of charm - simply the will to win! Availability:
Dakor the Magician: sorcerous detective of the Golden Age, Dakor is a powerful wizard that utilized his myriad powers as a private eye, working on a global scale to right wrongs, do good deeds, and solve mysteries - all for a hefty price! Availability:
Dark Scream: able to transform into a large flying squirrel, Dark Scream functions well as the Predacons' field squad aerial combatant. When he's not fighting Autobots hand to hand, he's often spying on - or plotting an ambush from - above! Availability:
Dart: an expert woodsman since he was a child, Jimmy Tall Elk was also trained in the fine art of tracking even before he joined the Army. A qualified Airborne Ranger, Jimmy has earned a place on the Joe team as one of their best trackers, despite his hang-up about Cobra C.L.A.W.S...! Dart comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Dasher: the New York Smashers' stylish wide receiver, Dallas 'Dasher' Corbin is also a full-time member of Kickers, Inc., a paranormal investigation firm founded to help people with nowhere else to turn to in regard to their bizarre problems. Availability:
Daytonus: an odd man out among the Autobots, Daytonus is cursed with a mind that functions several times faster than his fellows, causing him to get bored insanely fast. As such, he's somewhat unreliable, and tends to wander off to occupy his attention. Availability:
Dave Dean: master seaman and diver, Dave Dean is known in some circles as the Deep Sea Demon. He specializes in pillaging the booty of sunken ships to finance his life of high seas adventure - despite a rogue or two trying to keep him down. Availability:
Decatons (Modron): caring for all the base modrons, the one hundred decatons are the weakest hierarch modrons. Each of Regulus' 64 cogs and each of its 36 great armies are managed by a decaton, who also perform other duties as is needed. Availability:
Dee-Jay: Thomas Rossi was a former disc jockey in Boston with a penchant for tinkering with both electronics and electronic music. Wanting more out of life than mere fame and fortune, he enlisted in the Army, and found what he was looking for in the Gi Joe team's experimental Battle Force 2000 unit! Dee-Jay comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Deep Six: having deep-seated people problems, Malcom joined the Navy to serve as a deep sea diver, and 'to be alone'. He did so well on long-term missions that he ultimately landed a job on the GI Joe team - a (thankfully) small unit of elite soldiers. Availability:
Willy Deere: mad inventor, super spy, and general creep, Willy Deere clandestinely studied Dr. Swensen's technology for years. However, he did build Jenny a suit with the stuff, that being the Mark 4 MAX armor she used against Saxon St. John! Availability:
the Defense Mech: sometimes you just don't have room to store heavy mechanized armor - tanks just won't fit or are impractical. For such situations, the Gi Joe team breaks out their Defense Mechs - mechanized armor suits armed to the teeth with missiles and laser cannons! The Defense Mech comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Defiant Space Vehicle Launch Complex: the crown jewel of the 1987 Gi Joe arsenal, this incredible equipment allows the team to take the fight against Cobra to space itself! Consisting of a crawler gantry, a booster rocket / space station and a space vehicle, it is incredibly versatile! the Defiant Space Complex comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Deion: a former sociologist who truly hates his fellow man, Andy is a curious would-be god - deities usually have to mollify large numbers of people, you know. Being in it solely for personal satisfaction, Andy may just manage his goal after all. Availability:
Depth Charge: Nick joined the Navy in order to get experience in explosives handling - which he did, and how! Of course, his particular job involves his setting such devices under the waves, which would be okay except for the fact that Nick simply loathes getting into the water... Depth Charge comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Depth Ray: a curious example of engineering even for the B.T.R. line of vehicles, the Depth Ray can function as either a submarine or a dune buggy. This allows Wet-Suit (or whoever else drives the thing) to attack a Cobra foe almost anywhere on earth! Availability:
the Desert Apache AH-74: a slightly modified version of the Army's AH-64, the Gi Joe team's Desert Apache has been optimized for use against Cobra. Painted in a tan / khakis color scheme, the Desert Apache is perfect for rooting out Sand Vipers and other Cobra terrorists hiding in the dunes! The Desert Apache AH-74 comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Desert Coyote: to picture the Desert Coyote, picture a weaponized go-kart. Yes, the Gi Joe team made use of such a vehicle, armed and armored as much as is physically possible, in order to throw lightning raids into Cobra territory. It may be small but it packs a crazy punch! The Desert Coyote comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Desert Fox: a high speed reconnaissance and attack vehicle, the Desert Fox is designed to operate quickly and quietly, even in the harshest terrain. This 6WD ride is most often driven by Skidmark, the Gi Joe team's resident speed freak - who proves just how fast it can move! The Desert Fox comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Destro: the latest in a long line of arms traders, James McCullen Destro XXIV has no problem selling his family's wares to the highest bidder. While personally honorable, he has no problem working with the likes of Cobra and other despotic villains. Availability:
the Devil-blasted Man: Marvin Walters was an anthropologist who fell into a hellish portal back in 1919 and was changed terribly as a result. Though he survived his decades-long ordeal, Marvin has been twisted into... the Devil-blasted Man! Availability:
the Devilfish: a small, high speed riverine assault craft, the Devilfish is built to get the Joes in and out of Cobra territory as fast as possible - preferrably doing a serious amount of damage in that time, thanks to the astounding amount of firepower it possesses for a craft its size. The Devilfish comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Dial-Tone: an electronics whiz and ham radio expert before he got out of high school, Jack enlisted in the Army to further his knowledge - but found the military life an end unto itself. His sheer joy in working with his hobby helped him excel - and become the best R.T.O. out there! Dial-Tone comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Ding, Maurice: Maurice Ding is a young man who, after being mercilessly tortured by his peers throughout his formative years, spent his adult life getting even. Of course, having finally done so, Maurice finds himself without a target for his hate. Availability:
Direct Action Americans (Typical): while most D.A.A. operatives are in fact fiercely individual, they nonetheless share a couple of common characteristics. Save for those with ascendant powers, most Direct Action Americans follow this mold. Availability:
Director Red: after drug dealers killed her husband and then got off on a technicality, Randi Cole decided the law wasn't doing its job. To help it out, this former Marine Corporal and current F.B.I. agent, and bearer of two PhDs, helped form the D.A.A.! Availability:
Director White: a former helicopter pilot in the Marines, the Colonel was 'encouraged' to retire after an odd incident involving a rogue psi, and has dedicated himself to eradicating the threat paranormals pose to the United States from that day forward! Availability:
Director Blue: becoming a lawyer to protect the innocent and punish the guilty, Mia Ottos was given a Reality Check ™ once she passed the Bar. Quickly disenfranchised, she dropped out of sight for ten years, returning to society as a force of equality! Availability:
the Dirty Hippie: left for dead in a barrel of toxic goo by Pastordyne thugs, formerly mild-mannered biologist and environmental activist Gilbert Giles was transformed into the hyper-nimble eco-terrorist known as the Dirty Hippie! Availability:
Disco Head: born to evangelical parents as Job Hand, the man who became Disco Head could've been the world's greatest hero - but was waylaid by an immortal being acting as the President of the United States, and jailed for many, many years...! Availability:
Doc (GI Joe): a Harvard Medical School graduate, Carl also spent time at John Hopkins. Though he could've made more money in civilian practice, the man wanted to put his skills to their best possible use, and enlisted in the hopes of joining GI Joe! Availability:
Doc (New U): a South Vietnamese army field medic, the Doc doubled as gun-toting infantry woman, one who fought tooth and nail to save her patients. After her nation was defeated, she took up mercenary work in order to protect others from her country's fate. Availability:
Doc 2: the niece of the Gi Joe team's original Doc, Carla P. Greer followed in her uncle's footsteps in order to become a doctor. With her smarts, determination and sheer gumption, Carla rapidly earned herself a place on the Gi Joe team - a family tradition! Availability:
Doctor Mindbender: formerly a mild-mannered orthodontist, Doctor Mindbender came into being after the man tested out his brain-wave altering devices (meant to alleviate dental pain) polarized his personality, remaking him into an amoral, proverbial 'mad scientist'. Doctor Mindbender comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Doctor Nemesis: one of the original mutants of our era, Dr. James Nicola Bradley, M.D., had the evolutionary benefit of super intelligence. In addition to making him a brilliant scientist, it's also made it difficult for him to relate to others. Availability:
Doctor Venom: this veritable mad scientist is primarily responsible for Cobra's early technological prowess. Devoid of scruples, Doctor Venom will happily build anything Cobra requires of him - as long as they keep funding his increasingly insane (yet effective) projects! Availability:
Dodger: an old hand at tank warfare, Richard is also an expert in the newest electronic gewgaws that go into armored vehicles. As such, he was picked to join the Gi Joe team's new Battle Force 2000 unit in order to put this expertise to good use - and to develop all new weaponry for the team! Dodger comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Dogfight: possessed of uncanny hand-eye coordination and depth perception, not to mention a mean throwing arm, James R. King was the scourge of county fairs throughout Alabama. Upon growing up, he turned these skills to a more practical use, namely as an Air Force fighter pilot! Dogfight comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Dojo: a former military man trained in the martial arts by a hidden Ninja, Michael P. Russo isn't your average hand to hand fighter. No, the man is a veritable motormouth, and is constantly cracking wise and engaging in snappy patter with his foes in order to disrupt their concentration! Dojo comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Doll: the wife of the one and only Mr. Magnificent, Jack Magniconte, Darlene was drawn into the paranormal investigation firm known as Kickers, Inc. when Jack developed super powers - and the subsequent need to use them for the good of humanity! Availability:
the Dominator (Gi Joe): a cold weather tank, the Dominator can be split into two separate components, one of which is much more mobile than the other. Both are heavily armed and armored however, which makes sense considering that this vehicle serves as the 'base' of the Future Fortress... Avalanche's Marauder comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Donner Kopf: unlike most of his fellow Web field ops, Donner Kopf isn't a paranormal - he's a cyborg, one with Doctor Swensen's MAX technology implanted in his throat! This allows him to wield his voice as a deadly weapon should he choose to do so. Availability:
Double Blast: innovative and inquisitive, Charles is able to fix broken down appliances with an almost MacGyver-like skill. This ability got him recruited onto the Gi Joe team, who (also taking advantage of his immense muscle) put him to work as a heavy machine gunner. Double Blast comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Downtown: though his uncanny ability to make every foul shot offered him didn't get him a basketball scholarship, Thomas P. Riley made good use of his uncanny knack for ranges and trajectories in the Army. An amazing mortar man, he lends his skills to the fight against Cobra terrorism! Downtown comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Drag: Bartholomew Smithers is a bitter scientist who was laughed out of 'respectable' scientific circles for his idea of growing living armor suits. Deemed mad by his peers, he proved them wrong by building himself a bio-suit to use against mankind! Availability:
Dragon-men: one of several sentient species which rose on the planet Ligra, the Dragon-men crave conquest above all else. Using their incredible physical might and inexplicable technological acumen, they strive to rule their home world! Availability:
the Dragonfly: the Joes' signature helicopter for years, the Dragonfly XH-1 has earned them victory countless times, and not just because of it's legendary pilot. It's armed to the teeth and incredibly maneuverable - in other words, ideal air support! Availability:
Dragonsky: having been a fighter since he was but five years old, Andrei Freisov is a Hero of the Soviet Union. A mechanic, combat driver and flamethrower expert, he was a shoe-in for membership in the U.S.S.R.'s elite anti-terror unit, the Oktober Guard! Availability:
Basil Drake: a renowned chemist and utter madman, Basil Drake was driven to murder after his romantic advances were spurned. Luckily for the target of his ire, Professor Zog and his Marvel of the Age, Electro, were able to stop his killing spree! Availability:
Dreadwind: a brutish engine of destruction, Dreadwind single-mindedly focuses on smashing things! Lacking a fine focus in this regard, his Decepticon bosses thought it prudent to team him with the more tactically capable Smokejumper. Oddly, this worked. Availability:
Dretches (Tanar'ri): when a manes shows a spark of self-awareness, if often grows into a dretch. The first form of 'real' tanar'ri, the teeming masses of dretches are small, dim-witted and petty, and long to rise from their lowly station. Availability:
Drop Zone: the 'dog face' amongst the Sky Patrol, Samuel loves the Army way of life. He loves the smell of gun oil, feels out of place when not wearing something olive drab, and finds K.P. relaxing. Mind you, he's also at his best when jumping out of an airplane at 20,000 feet... Drop Zone comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Duke: with his years of experience in special ops, Duke was an excellent choice to be GI Joe's field leader. Second only to Hawk in the team's command structure, Duke has consistently led the Joes to victory against Cobra over the years! Availability:
Duodrones (Modron): a minor evolutionary step above monodrones in capability, duodrones possess speech and limited problem solving abilities. More importantly, they work as intermediaries between tridones and the masses of monodrones. Availability:
Dimitri Durovich: Dimitri was a Soviet scientist working at the Chernobyl nuclear reactor, one who remained behind in his attempt to stave off a meltdown even while his peers fled. Little did he know that Chernobyl's radiation would change him forever! Availability:
Dustoff: with his military background, this mysterious pilot is one of the best aerial combatants in the Medusa Web's roster. With his considerable skills, he's usually tapped to shuttle the Web's paranormal operatives to and from more remote areas. Availability:
Dusty: born and bred in dry, dusty Las Vegas, Ronald grew up surrounded by the desert - and found it to be his best friend by the time he was in high school. As such he made for a great desert specialist, a vital skill the Joes need, since Cobra frequently works in desert climes... Dusty comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Dwarves (Typical): the rugged, diminutive, humanoids known as dwarves by humans are creatures of both myth and fact. With their strong affinity for earth and stone, they're just as likely to be found underground as they are in human trappings! Availability:
Dynamic Man: built by Doctor Goettler before his death, the Dynamic Man is an artificial being bent on the preservation of order. To this end he serves as a fully-fledged FBI agent, using their vast information to handle problems out of their league. Availability:
Earnest-River-Castoff-Down-The-Nile: technically an alien being, Earnest was actually born on earth. It has since adopted our world as its home, though it nonetheless likes to explore the universe for fun whenever it can find the time. Availability:
Effects: a demolitions expert and special effects wunderkingd, Aron Beck was brought onto the Gi Joe team's Star Brigade in order to wield his impressive skills against Cobra. With pyrotechnics and sheer trickery, he's able to send the goons packing more often than not! Effects comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Eidolon Empress: an ancient vampire with dreams of global conquest, the Eidolon Empress naturally thinks very highly of herself. Wishing to improve herself beyond even her undead state, she has studied the Anthropy Society's teachings with earnest. Availability:
Electrique: while the White Event gave her considerable power, it also relieved Electrique of her humanity. The loss of her physicality has removed Electrique's fear of conscience or consequence, and she gleefully destroys anything that crosses her path. Availability:
Electro: a true Marvel of the Age, Electro is a powerful robot built by Professor Zog to right wrongs and fight evil. Handling mundane crime all too easily, Professor Zog quickly began to use Electro against super villains and alien invaders! Availability:
League Electronicists (Typical): while those who become members of the Electronicists' League are typically individualists, they nonetheless share several common characteristics. And many use the technology readily available through their membership! Availability:
Eleven: Wilbur Bonaventure was a hired goon that volunteered to be dosed with Technohol 11. However, he began to get Ideas about living a better life soon afterwards, and was dissolved by Mister Brewer as a result. Oddly, he kind of recovered from this. Availability:
the Eliminator: a heavy duty, high speed attack jeep, the Eliminator is a fitting ride for former taxi driver Blocker - the man has always wanted a heavily armored ride to shoot back at his foes with. It even has a bonus component that can let a teammate offer him instant fire support! Blocker's Eliminator comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Elves (Typical): the result of thousands of years of intermingling between humans and faerie entities, elves have stabilized into their own species. These beings make their homes on several different planes of existence, including our very own earth! Availability:
Elys: a mad dragon hailing from a mad universe, Elys does not think like others. She wishes to become a creature of flesh and gears, thinking that the perfect state of being, and endlessly schemes to complete her insane transformation into such! Availability:
Enigmagic Man: rejecting the religious extremists of his home, Faazel Kukukhel walked the path of sorcery instead. Only finding oppression amongst this community as well, he struck out on his own, and wars with all who would enslave the minds of man. Availability:
Ereshkigal: this third generation Deviant sorceress believed the 'cosmic powers' were stifling the development of the multiverse, and thus became an agent of Chaos to unseat them. She found the perfect tool to this end in the form of the Star Brand! Availability:
Everywhere Girl: raised from the dead as a mighty Rejuvenate, Franky then had her innate psi potential awakened after exposure to the freaky-weird Between! Now wielding potent psimotive powers, she stalks space and time as a good-minded troubleshooter. Availability:
Faith Antithesis: after her life was ruined by so-called holy men as a child, Faith Anise has waged a one-woman war against organized religions of all stripes. Whether they exist as mere local cults or span the entire globe, Faith will fight them! Availability:
the Falcon Glider: excellent for emergency insertions and stealthy operations, the Falcon glider is one of the cheapest vehicles in GI Joe's arsenal. Lightly armed and altogether lacking moving parts, it is nonetheless effective in the hands of a skilled operator. Availability:
the Famileech: though they survived the Pitt thanks to Spitfire, the Robinson family was mutated as a result of their exposure to 'Pitt-juice'. This change caused them to merge their form into a grotesque, man-eating monstrosity dubbed the 'Famileech'. Availability:
Fast Draw: something of a one man arsenal, Eliot is the Gi Joe team's F.A.F.N.I.R. (Fire And Forget Non-tube-launched Infantry Rocket) operator, and he's very good with this gear. So much so that he sometimes seems like unto a high tech, missile-firing gunslinger when facing down Cobra goons! Fast Draw comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Father Time (Timely Hero): too late to save his innocent father from being unjustly executed, Larry Scott vowed to make time work against criminals, instead of the innocent. To this end, became Father Time, punishing evil with his fists and his sharpened scythe! Availability:
Father Time (Elder of the Universe): forever changed by his profound obsession with time, the entity currently only known as Father Time is one of the Elders of the Universe. He has a particular fondness for heroic archtypes and legendary figures. Availability:
Richard Faylen: after committing statutory rape one fateful night (she said she was sixteen), engineer Richard Faylen was forever bound to Fritz Krotze. His boss scrubbed his record clean, but then forced him to do all manner of dirty tricks for him. Availability:
the Ferret: the Ferret is fast and heavily armed, four wheeled all-terrain vehicle. It allows Cobra operatives to rapidly dash into or out of a combat zone, and doubles as an excellent vehicle for either sentry patrols or surveillance missions. Availability:
Timothy Ferris: the Troubleshooters' athlete, Timothy Ferris is a football player who derived his Fast-Back partial exoskeleton from Doctor Swensen's MAX technology, which he used until the terrorist known as the Steel Hawk destroyed it - and his legs! Availability:
the Field Light Attack Cannon (FLAK): the Field Light Attack Cannon is a towable heavy assault weapon that can be loaded with a variety of mission-variable ammunition, ranging from non-lethal smoke canisters to flares to high-explosive anti-tankshells. Availability:
the Fiery Mask: when he isn't treating his patients or acting as a police consultant, Doctor Jack Castle patrols the night as... the Fiery Mask! Though he gained his powers under dubious circumstances, he nonetheless uses them against evil! Availability:
Fighting Hobo: called to action after witnessing a dognapping in progress, Butch Brogan did his best to right this ridiculous deed. Brandishing his two fists and badly misquoted book of Shakespeare's works, he saved the day as the Fighting Hobo! Availability:
the Fin: when his submarine went down in the high seas, Navy Lieutanant Peter Noble found he could breathe just fine on the ocean floor! Exploring this new (to him) realm, Peter found a magical blade - which he used to fight evil as... the Fin! Availability:
Firefist: after his violent powers emerged while his ship was at port, Rusty Collins was collected by the mutant group known as X-factor, who trained him in the use of his mutant abilities and encouraged him to become a hero in his own right! Availability:
Firefly: a true artist of a saboteur, Firefly enjoys destroying all which is supposedly invulnerable. The adopted son of the Koga ninja clan, Firefly also takes great pride in never being seen before, during, or after he demolishes his targets! Availability:
Firewall: an immature computer hacker whose misanthropic sabotage of government operatives' personal data got her in hot water with the Feds, Michelle LaChance received a once in a life time 'get out of jail free' card by helping the Joes defuse Cobra nano-tech weapons! Availability:
Fist: believing himself something of a revolutionary hero, the terrorist known only as Fist wishes to liberate his country. For some reason, his quest for freedom has brought him to America, where he has embarked on a reign of terror! Availability:
General Flagg II: a master of espionage and covert military tactics, General James Longstreet Flagg II was the GI Joe team's original leader. It was he who modeled Special Counter-Terrorist Group Delta on the original Joe group from the 1960s! Availability:
General Flagg III: son of the late General Flagg, the original leader of the Gi Joe team, James Longstreet Flagg the Third was well into his military career when his father was murdered by Major Bludd. When the opportunity presented itself, James gladly joined the Joes for payback! General Flagg III comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Flash: logical and methodical, Anthony mastered several areas of electronic knowledge even before enlisting. After working his way through a bevy of advanced Army schools, he became a specialist in laser weaponry, and the Joe team's lab techie. Availability:
Flexo the Rubber Man: built with the power to right wrongs, Flexo is an artificial being operated by remote control. Though he never really showed his true personality, Flexo usually waded into battle against villains with a smile on his face! Availability:
the Flight Pod: colloquially known as the Trubble Bubble, Cobra's Flight Pod consists of a domed control chair held aloft by dual turbofan engines. Armed with a 30mm cannon and twin Warlock missiles, it's perfect for patrol and surveillance duty. Availability:
Flint: joining the Army for the promise of adventure after he grew bored with the 'Groves of Academe', Dashiell used his innate smarts to excel in various areas of military expertise, and was recruited onto the Gi Joe team by an old acquaintance of his, the one and only Duke! Flint comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Footloose: former eagle scout, former valedictorian and track star in high school, and a former physical education major in college, Footloose dropped out when he had an existential crisis. He eventually resurfaced years later, having enlisted in the Army in order to find purpose - and he has! Footloose comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Force Exponentializer: struck with inspiration after nearly electrocuting himself while working on a ceiling-mounted projector, young Wilbur Queller subsequently developed radical force-shaping technology - which he uses to act as a high tech vigilante! Availability:
the Forest Fox: this medium-sized B.T.R. device may either take the form of a Jeep ™ or a Transport, depending on the Joes' needs at a given moment. For something its size, the Forest Fox has an insane amount of armaments at its disposal...! Availability:
the Fornicator: having wielded his mutant pheromones power for illicit purposes all his life, Leon naturally got on Captain Cocksure's bad side. Leon reformed for a time, and even served as his side kick, but his lecherous nature eventually won out. Availability:
Fort America: though the Gi Joe team has no shortage of tracked ground assault vehicles, they don't have too many that can transform into a reinforced combat structure! Fort America can do just that, either as a stand-alone facility or to back-up the main Gi Joe pre-fab base in the field! Comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Fortress Maximus (RiD): the largest Autobot ever, Fortress Maximus is huge - over one thousand foot tall! He can transform his gigantic humanoid mode into either a flying battle fortress or a city block, both of which greatly aid in the fight against evil! Availability:
Frankologists (Typical): coming from various walks of life, Frankologists all share a few common traits, such a couple of minor belief-based psionics - not to mention an unbridled hatred for organized religion and its many and varied supporters. Availability:
Professor Frankowitz: this former British citizen was forever changed when his family was massacred by the Cult of Set. Developing an intense disdain for religion, Alan developed his unique philosophy and brought it to America as his Scientific College! Availability:
the Freedom Defense Outpost: the last addition to Gi Joe's B.T.R. arsenal, the Freedom Defense Outpost is a prefabricated tower and motor cycle combo that may be assembled in one of two different modes - and switched between the two with in just a few minutes! The Freedom Defense Outpost comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Freefall: though he's got the biggest ego on the Joe team, Phillip's got the tools and the talent to back it up. Whether he's eating bugs or debating philosophy, Phillip's physical and mental conditioning always place him at the top of his game. Availability:
Frenzy: a manic ball of barely contained ire, Frenzy readily longs to destroy. He doesn't care who, he doesn't care what. He's just looking for free license to smash his way through eternity, and stays with the Decepticons because they always indulge him. Availability:
Friction: a former dance student at the University of Wisconsin, Charlotte Yolanda Beck was forever changed by the White Event, which granted her the psionic ability to control the molecular attraction between objects - and ruined her cozy life...! Availability:
the Fridge: Super Bowl champion, professional wrestler, television star, and even barbecue salesman. While there are many ways that people know William 'the Refrigerator' Perry, few realize he has one more job he can't put on his resume: that of a Gi Joe physical training instructor! the Fridge comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Frostbite: born in crisp, cool Galena, Alaska, Frostbite grew up dealing with the dread of winter on a daily basis. This taught him how to easily do his job under such conditions, no matter what it may be, which has helped him as both an Alaskan Pipeline techie and a Joe operative! Frostbite comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Fully Armed Negator Gyrocopter: the FANG is is one of Cobra's main air support vehicles. Heavily armed for an airborne vehicle its size, the FANG is highly maneuverable, and in the hands of a skilled pilot, it can also be incredibly deadly. Availability:
the Future Fortress: unique amongst the various Gi Joe prefabricated bases, the Future Fortress is not only pre-built - but is made from components donated from six different Battle Force 2000 vehicles. This odd construction allows it to literally be installed and ready in minutes! the Future Fortress comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Galvatron: thought destroyed after a cataclysmic battle with Omega Prime, Megatron was revived as an energy leech, a sort of undead robot, in an Egyptian pyramid. Now calling himself Galvatron, he's even more unhinged - and dangerous - than ever before! Availability:
Gas Skunk: able to transform into an angry-looking skunk, Gas Skunk is something of a dandy. Being the earth-bound Predacons' demolitions expert, Gas Skunk is highly skilled in the destruction of just about anything he's required to smash up. Availability:
Gatto di Sangue: the Blood Cat was a gymnast in the 1980 Olympics, having already refined her dexterity to its absolute human limit. The White Event enhanced this even further, and with the Web's help she's honed her parability to a deadly degree. Availability:
Gary Gaunt: criminologist by day and hooligan by night, Gary Gaunt was an ordinary man until, in a concussed daze, he drank an experimental formula that causes daily transformations. While he seeks a cure for his malady, his inner monster aches to be free! Availability:
Gears (G1): while he complains about anything and everything going on around him, Gears only does so to lighten the mood of his fellow Autobots. He's not really all that negative when you get down to it, but the casual observer might not realize this. Availability:
Gears (Gi Joe): a technological genius, Joseph Morrone is the whiz-kid that saved the life of Greg Scott by transforming him into the one and only Robo-Joe! Advancing even that fellow's exoskeletal technology to a new level, Joseph (as Gi Joe operative Gears) has built a small, powerful fighting armor! Gears comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the General: a mobile battle platform without compare, the General is part tank and part fortress - and all trouble for the forces of Cobra! Armed with a staggering array of weapons in addition to an intricate sensor web to direct its armaments, the General is able to easily dominate any battle field. the General comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Geodesy: an earth geomancer by calling, Marissa Hewn works in the sundry yet necessary business of excavating vast tracts of subterranean real estate for would-be world conquerors - much to the dismay of the Society of Elucidated Brethren! Availability:
the Ghost Girl: a young Scottish girl who yearned to fight for her country, Wendy Hunt was easy pickings for Alfie, a traitor who needed such people for a dastardly plot. Given a suit that bends light, she fought evil with it for a short time. Availability:
Ghostrider (Gi Joe): Jonas has worked all his life to avoid notice, a trait that has evolved to an almost super-human degree. Even when it's written down in front of them, his fellow Joes can barely remember what his code name is, much less what he looks like or anything else about him. Ghostrider comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Ghoststriker X-16: the Gi Joe team's single fastest airplane, the Ghoststriker X-16 is built to move ridiculously quick. It can move at Mach 10, which is so fast that its missiles (or anything else in the sky) can't even keep up with it at its maximum speed! The Ghoststriker X-16 comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the GI Jane: in its early years, GI Joe didn't have access to expensive means of conveyance like its aircraft carrier or space shuttle. During that time, it relied upon a repurposed freighter to ship personnel and equipment about: the GI Jane! Availability:
Gi Jane: a member of the old-style Gi Joe team with the cover of a combat nurse, 'Gi' Jane Martelle is also an expert in covert operations and high energy physics; in fact, she's gone so far as to develop a rapid-pulse electron cannon that can strike anywhere in this hemisphere (and enjoys doing so)! Gi Jane comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Gi Joe: Joseph Colton was the founder and leader of the original Gi Joe team. He literally has decades of combat experience, both that which has been publicized and that which is highly classified. Aside from possibly Duke, he may be the only man to serve on both incarnations of the Gi Joe team! Gi Joe comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the GI Joe Battle Field Kits: GI Joe maintains a large supply of prefabricated kits that are packed and able to be put into action in mere moments. Though not as versatile as their vehicles, this gear is nonetheless vital to mission success. Availability:
the Gi Joe Headquarters: these relatively large, prefabricated compounds can easily be transported and assembled by a small team of Joes in no time. Once assembled, they offer an unparalleled view of their surroundings, and can easily dominate the area with overwhelming firepower. Comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Eduardo Giotti: smitten with Jenny Swensen, Eduardo was the first Troubleshooter to build a new MAX device, his being the 'Strong Arms' partial exoskeleton that granted him great strength - which he used to almost beat Steel Hawk to death! Availability:
Glabrezu (Tanar'ri): towering fiendish terrors, glabrezu stand fifteen feet tall. These horrific creatures, with their doglike heads and superfluous limbs, readily answer summons by foolish mages in order to spread the Abyss' influence far and wide. Availability:
Gladiator: Randy Kellog was blessed with amazing power by the White Event, his body changed to forever increase its density over time. He attempted to use his power to help the world, but his scheme almost caused a third World War years before it was due. Availability:
Glitter: Stephanie Harrington was originally a mild-mannered housewife in Wisconsin until the White Event, when she gained astounding recuperative powers. Her life has been on a rollercoaster of action, intrigue and heartbreak ever since! Availability:
Gnorr: a bizarre alien inhabiting an abandoned structure on earth's moon, Gnorr longed to conquer a planetary body less barren than his current abode. And he might've taken control of our world if not for Professor Zog and his creation, Electro! Availability:
Gnorrkin: according to its only known representative, Gnorr, this species of highly intelligent beings is now extinct. This may or may not be true, but either way Gnorr's people have not been encountered anywhere near earth for a long, long time. Availability:
the Godless Dandy: after the death of his wife, Maxwell 'Maximum' Buckner dedicated to his life to philanthropy. Becoming a Frankologist after greedy priests tried to prey on his grief, he then weapnonized his charity against them! Availability:
Clarence 'Tex' Goldberg: this false Texan is the de facto public face of the Warriors of Thor, since he's the only person who claims to lead the group. As he runs the Warriors' lodge, he's about as close to a leader as the Warriors will tolerate. Availability:
Golden Girl / Golden Woman: after acquiring incredible powers thanks to the bumbling efforts of Agent Axis, Gwenny Lou Sabuki went on to become the Golden Girl! Evolving into the Golden Woman after the war, she served as a member of the V-Batalion! Availability:
Goristroi (Tanar'ri): hulking behemoths, goristroi often grow up to twenty four foot tall! They are a frightening cross between man and bison, with large ape-like arms, dreadful horns, and a voracious appetite that can strip land bare for miles! Availability:
Lieutenant Gorky: tapped to replace the late Stormavik, Lt. Gorky quicky proved himself an effective member of the Oktober Guard. He served with the team until it was disbanded, though he quickly fell into a life of crime soon afterwards. Availability:
Grand Slam: a comic book / sci-fi fan, James has always been fascinated with advanced technology. An electronics major in college, he attended the Army's Special Weapons and Advanced Technology schools, allowing him to wield the HAL! Availability:
Henri 'Frenchie' Graymalkin: the leader of an international crime syndicate, Henri manages his operation from the United States. Involved in all manner of shady deeds, his work has been interrupted many times over the years by Mark Hazzard. Availability:
the Great Satan: Thaz is a former soul broker, one who saw the light after his final prize embedded the American spirit into his heart. After this, Thaz decided to use his supernatual might to protect both, and the country that spawned them - as a patriotic super hero! Availability:
Green Flame Robots: after kidnapping Professor Zog, Doctor Manyac and his Nazi accomplices forced him to build robotic minions based on his Marvel of the Age: Electro! While weaker than Electo, they could generate Manyac's ingenious green flame! Availability:
the Green Terror: emerging from the depths of Africa, the strange post-human known as the Green Terror is bent on extending his nigh-immortal lifespan ever further - even if this requires the consumption of vast quantities of human blood! Availability:
Gi Joe Greenshirts / Reservists: the Gi Joe Reservists, or Greenshirts as they've come to be known, are Joe trainees. These 'kids' are the best conventional American military training has produced, though they need just a bit 'more' to become official Joes. Availability:
Lincoln 'Stryker' Griffin: a former Navy SEAL, Lincoln performed dirty tricks and shadow ops for the 'puzzle palace' during the Vietnam War. Using his skills as a professional mercenary afterwards, he fought wars world-wide for the highest bidder. Availability:
the Grim Determinator: survivor of a botched snack raid in Mexico, the Grim Determinator is a B'ntri sorcerer who was adopted (after a fashion) by the Society of Explicated Brethren. He now works to aid their goal to control all magic use on earth! Availability:
Grimlock (RiD): a veteran of countless conflicts, Grimlock has become a master tactician through trial and error. While he can easily hold his own in a fight, it's this expertise that makes him so valuable to the Build Team - and the Autobots in general! Availability:
the Ground Striker: this medium-sized BTR vehicle can be used (and most often is by Flint) in several ways. Its two modes include a 6WD attack vehicle and a high speed patrol boat, which allows the Joes to attack Cobra goons almost anywhere! Availability:
Grunt: his sheer enthusiasm for military life helping him graduate Advanced Infantry Training near the top of his class, Robert was a perfect fit for the original GI Joe team. He's been associated with the Joes on and off ever since! Availability:
The Gun Station: the gun station is a small portable missile launching station the Gi Joe team can haul into an area and rapidly assemble, either on a transient or semi-permanent basis. It's useful against either enemy aircraft or fortifications! Availability:
Gung-Ho: raised in a swamp, until forced to fend for himself on the streets of New Orleans with naught but a blade, Gung-Ho found his time in Parris Island like unto a vacation. Perhaps that's why the GI Joe team so eagerly recruited him! Availability:
Hacker: Jesse E. Jordan was formerly a military mainframe technician when he decided to earn a place on the Gi Joe team by demonstrating his hacking skills to Hawk himself. The Joe's leader then put Jesse to work in information retrieval... out in the field! Availability:
Hacks: when crime in her neighborhood escalated, young Alice Haberdasher took matters into her own hands, fighting it with the family heirloom: a double bladed axe. Little did she know that it had the ability to render her nigh-invulnerable! Availability:
the Half-pint Horror-show: captured for study by the Society of Eludicated Brethren, Horace promptly escaped, leaving a bloodbath in the process. Lost in the wilds of Central America, he eventually became a founding member of the monster hunting Variety Show! Availability:
the Hammer: based on the now-famous Army vehicle, the Hammer is a relative of the Humvee. Heavily armed and armored, this troop transport handles well over virtually any terrain, and packs enough punch to deal with almost any opposition, whether using the top-mounted pulse cannon or the rocket launchers! the Hammer comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Lt. Jim Hanrahan: while investigating a bizarre energy discharge over the Pitt, Air Force pilot Jim Hanrahan was blasted out of the air during a duel between the Old Man and Jacob Burnsley. When Jacob healed Jim, a portion of the Star Brand passed to him. Availability:
Hard Drive: Martin A. Pidel is a nerd squared. He'd beat every video game made by the time he was eight, and graduated from M.I.T. at the age of eighteen. He's usually high on energy bars and Mountain Dew ™, but at least he keeps himself in tip top physical shape while he is... Hard Drive comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Hardball: a former minor league baseball player, Wilmer quit after five seasons once he realized the leagues valued 'star power' over 'teamwork'. He then joined the Army to find a group which appreciated his team player attitude better - and he was more than happy with what he found! Hardball comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Hardcore: after exposure to a new bioweapon during Operation Desert Storm, Will Cross was forever changed. Using his new abilities for both the CIA and the Plebian Federation, Will eventually went 'straight' - and has paid for it ever since! Availability:
Hardtop: a man of few words, Nicholas instead speaks with actions. Of course, his actions usually involve building things for the Gi Joe teams, no matter how tricky the situation may be. He also drives and maintains the crawler / gantry designed to launch Gi Joe's space vehicles! Hardtop comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Hate Ball: while Señor Surly may be the heart of the Crazy Hate, Russell Barnett is the reason the team stuck together in the first place. This technopsionic adventurer has had several false starts, but has finally grown into his own as a hero! Availability:
Hates-Wizards-Like-Nobody's-Business: after several Bin'tri spellcasters destroyed its world, this mhunghus decided it didn't like them. At all. Deciding to beat them at their own game, it studied psychoturgy in order to battle them directly! Availability:
Hawk: head of the GI Joe team since its inception in '82, Clayton Abernathy has proven time and time again that he's a capable leader, tactician, and victor in the seemingly eternal war against Cobra, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world! Availability:
Mark Hazzard: a freelance mercenary, Mark Hazzard is a West Point student with years of combat experience, from his time in Vietnam to his stint as the leader of his own shop. Highly principled, he's made many, many enemies over the years. Availability:
the Headquarters Attack: this BTR package allows the Joes to build a three-structure, anti-aircraft facility almost anywhere on earth. Of course, it can be reconfigured to pose as a Cobra Firebat launch facility as well, as a Spy Troops feature! Availability:
the Headquarters Command Center: prefabricated, quick-build facilities, GI Joe can utilize these structures to dramatic effect in battle. A quick airlift and some motivated construction labor later, you can have an instant forward base anywhere on earth! Availability:
Healer: Anastasia Inyushin was dragged to the Siberian Project after the 'mysterious' death of her entire family. Liberated by Emmett Proudhawk, she eventually made her way from the USSR to the America, where she joined Psi-force for protection from the KGB. Availability:
the H.A.V.O.C.: durable despite what you may at first believe, the H.A.V.O.C. - or Heavy Articulated Vehicle Ordnance Carrier - is one of the most heavily armed vehicles in the Gi Joe arsenal. Naturally Cross Country loves to point this out as he's smashes Cobra up with the thing... The H.A.V.O.C. comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Heavy Artillery Laser (HAL): the Heavy Artillery laser is an experimental, directed energy weapon system developed by the US Army. It is a towable device that can be deployed in most any terrain, and can eliminate most hard targets with just one shot. Availability:
Heavy Duty: possessing keen hand-eye coordination, the ability to multitask, veritable ambidexterity, and of course a perfectionist's attention to detail, Heavy Duty is comfortable whether he's composing music or firing his Browning .50 at Cobras - and is equally good at both! Heavy Duty comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Heavy Load: Heavy Load has dedicated himself to Wedge's service, acting as both his personal assistant and personal combat instructor. A master of the martial arts despite his bulk, Heavy Load is more than capable of dishing out punishment when necessary. Availability:
Heavy Metal: formerly wanting nothing more than to use the Army as an end to achieve his goal of becoming a CPA, Heavy Metal was forever changed upon seeing his first tank convoy in motion, and has needed the rush of driving a several ton implement of devastation ever since! Heavy Metal comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Hercules 2: raised on remote Snow Island, this scientist's knows little about civilization, and as a result he lives with and works in a circuis freak show. Always on tour, he can pop up anywhere to deal with crime sprees and prevent disasters. Availability:
Hextons (Modron): the thirty six hextons have one of Mechanus' great armies at their disposal, but that's not all. Sixteen of them oversee four octons each, while the rest serve in the towers of the tertians, the secundi, or Primus itself. Availability:
Hezrou (Tanar'ri): hezrou are the tanar'ri's Blood War middle managers. They have free reign to interpret and execute the commands of their superiors as they see fit, - which is a necessity, as managing tanar'ri is similar to herding cats! Availability:
Hi-Tech: a veritable counterpart to Cobra's Doctor Mindbender, David could be considered a mad scientist if only he were certifiably insane. He's not, though - just very, very good at what he does, which is keeping the Joes' electronics performing at an optimum level! Hi-Tech comes in Classic and Saga styles!
HISS Drivers: trained in the use of both High Speed Sentries and FANG helicopters, these villains are the cream of Cobra's terroristic crop. Much less expendable than their standard troops, HISS Drivers are highly skilled in all manner of vehicular combat. Availability:
the High Speed Sentry: the HISS is Cobra's first mass-produced, tank-like vehicle. A treaded vehicle with a top-mounted, twinned 30mm gun turret, the HISS delivers a level of fire power that is second only to an actual tank cannon in practice. Availability:
Hightower: an expert marksman and a guardian of legendary resolve, Hightower is also a highly capable architect. This combination of abilities makes him a welcome addition to the Build Team, and yet another competent Autobot available to back Wedge up! Availability:
Hit & Run: Brent was orphaned when his parents were wiped out by a drunken driver when he was but three years old. He then decided he'd join the Army as a youth, and worked all his life to prepare for his enlistment - mostly by running all the time. And Brent runs very, very well...! Hit & Run comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Hollow Point: a former Range Officer Course instructor, Max Corey had retired from the service. However, after demonstrating his unflinching heroism by rescuing several children from a pack of escaped safari park lions, he was recruted onto the Gi Joe team! Availability:
Horror Show: Stepan Drukersky may not be the brightest member of the Oktober Guard, but he makes up for that in his gleeful destruction of all which stands in the Guard's way. He's infamous world-wide as the rocket-blasting strong-man of the Oktober Guard! Availability:
Hot Rod: impulsive and yearning for adventure, Hot Rod has the mindset of the stereotypical human adolescent - he wishes to be important, a hero. Naturally, he's destined for greatness, and may achieve it... if he doesn't get himself killed first. Availability:
Hot Seat: Michael A. Provost was a professional boxer for a time - at least until he had a moment of clarity about relative job security and potential brain damage. Enlisting soon after, he made a similar career in the Army, working as a drill sergeant and heavy vehicle driver! Hot Seat comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Hot Shot: leader of the stealthy Spychangers, Hot Shot is the cousin of the one and only Optimus Prime - and, as a result, Ultra Maguns. He takes after both his cousins, being both a competent leader and somewhat fiery in personality! Availability:
Hound: of all the Autobots on earth, perhaps none enjoy being there so much as Hound. This scout relishes each opportunity to explore this new world's terrain, and after spending time amongst humans, secretly envies their carefree existence! Availability:
The Hoverstrike: this small, one-man hovercraft is a green, wedge-shaped affair. Equipped with two vectored-thrust turbo fans, the Hoverstrike can be driven almost like a floating skate board, albiet a much larger one, and is heavily armed for its size! Availability:
Huffer: one of the best construction engineers Cybertron ever knew, Huffer is also one of its biggest whiners. He hates being on the earth, and is more than willing to tell you in a hundred different ways - even while building something amazing! Availability:
the Human Meteor: an Irish cowpoke, pilot, stuntman, and French Foreign Legionnaire, Duke O'Dowd led a full life even before his plane crashed in the lost city of Bayakura. There, he gained the wondrous equipment required to become... the Human Meteor! Availability:
the Human Top: the inconvenient witness to the kidnapping of Toro by Agent Axis, young Davy Mitchell was also taken captive. This turned out to be an error when a freak accident in Agent Axis' lab gave Davy the powers of... the Human Top! Availability:
the Human Torch: an artificial man created Phineas T. Horton, this android proved to be 'flawed' when he ignited upon exposure to air. Eventually mastering his powers, he took the name of the Human Torch, and used his abilities to fight evil! Availability:
the Humvee: a vehicle most often used by conventional military forces, the Humvee has since been adopted by the Gi Joe team for some purposes. Cheaper than their Hammers or Brawler IIs, the Humvee is a quick and versatile ride that can be given multiple armaments. The Humvee comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Hysteria: this crazy old woman was given the ability to cause irrational fear by the White Event. Using it to escape the asylum, she began to roam free with two other paranormals, and proved powerful enough to stand up to the Star Brand himself. Availability:
the Ice Cream Soldier: most Cobras go up against the Ice Cream Soldier not expecting all that much, due to the rather silly code name he's adopted. However, Tom-Henry is a flamethrower-wielding commando who's happy to exceed their expectations on the battle field every single time! the Ice Cream Soldier comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Ice Sabre (Gi Joe): equipped with four separate machine guns and two rocket launchers, the Ice Sabre is a powerful snow and ice vehicle the Gi Joe team can bring to bear on Cobra - or any other terrorists - foolish enough to oppose freedom and liberty at or near the world's poles. The Ice Sabre comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Iceberg: growing up amidst the intense heat of the Brownsville, Texas summers, Clifton decided that he wanted to serve in a much colder climate upon enlisting in the Army. He found his element once he was assigned to Alaska, and quickly became one with his frozen environs. Iceberg comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Iguanus: like his fellow Manimals, Iguanus is a shapechanging alien from the Lunartix Empire, an intergalactic concern in another dimension. Himself a legendary monster in countless alien cultures, he'll likely attain that status in many more now that he's reappeared in local space... Iguanus comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Impeccable Icarus: a former data architect for a failing publisher of government technical manuals, Ichabod Stone found a new lease on life in the midst of a botched suicide attempt, and has since transformed himself into a high-flying daredevil! Availability:
Imprint: an albino technopsi and surveillance expert, Imprint is a mainstay of Medusa Web operations. Though he lacks direct combat parabilities, his professional demeanor lends itself to an administrative and/or leadership role on Web field missions. Availability:
the Infernal Machine: built as an implement of mass destruction, the thaumatechnological robot known as the Infernal Machine instead turned out to be a kind-hearted, almost childlike soul, and follows Pincer Penny around like a lost puppy dog! Availability:
the Inveterate Invertebrate: a rare native of the B'ntri home world, the Inveterate Invertebrate quickly left her home planet to gorge on the rest of the universe's inhabitants. A consummate loner, the Invertebrate doesn't make friends or enemies - simply meals. Availability:
the Invisible Man: when corporate assassins tried to stop him before he could complete his grand work, Doctor Gade was not killed so much as transformed. Now wielding the power of invisiblity, he sought vengeance against his many foes! Availability:
Iron Cross: though opposed to the Nazis, Helmut Gruler was a German patriot who followed orders despite his reservations. After acquiring his Iron Cross armor, he hatched various plots to arrange the ruination of the Allies and their super heroes. Availability:
Ironhide (G1): incredibly ornery, Ironhide is a very old Autobot, and is generally upbeat despite his rather gruff demeanor. He's Optimus Prime's personal bodyguard and an Autobot security specialist, one who most definitely prefers actions to words! Availability:
Ironhide (RiD): the Spychangers' strong man, Ironhide loves roughing it up with the Predacons; sure, he could just blast them, but he feels that a good right hook is more... personal, really. Ironhide doubles as small-scale materials transport for the team, as well. Availability:
Jack Frost: a vigilante enigma from the north, Jack Frost joined the heroic Liberty Legion in their battle against threats to America. Ironically frozen after the second World War, Jack is trapped in an unending conflict with an ice worm! Availability:
Jackson-Jones, Alabaster: having long felt that humanity was held back by the inertia of tradition and the oppression of history, Alabaster Jackson-Jones has labored long and hard to help his fellow man (and woman) to ascend to a higher state. Availability:
Jago: having conquered his fellow Dragon-men through cunning and brute force, Jago leads them with an iron fist! And naturally, he's not content to simply lead the Dragon-men. No, he longs to conquer his home world of Ligra - and all else! Availability:
Jazz: something akin to Optimus Prime's major domo, Jazz is the Autobot leader's right-hand mechanoid. In addition to keeping things running smoothly, Jazz makes a point of performing his duties with style, and loves all forms of earth music. Availability:
the Jet Mobile Propulsion Unit (JUMP): the JUMP transforms a single soldier into an airborne implement of destruction. This miniature 'vehicle' makes for instant air support in a pinch, and has become a GI Joe mainstay over the years. Availability:
Jhiaxus: Megatron's Air Space Commander, Jhiaxus leads that villain's aerial operations. Which suits Jhiaxus just fine, as he claims all skies as his territories, and delights in smashing down anything dumb enough to challenge him. Availability:
Jinx (Gi Joe): a member of the Arashikage family, Kimi naturally became a member of the associated ninja clan. Having also done work for the C.I.A. and the United States Army in the past, it was a shoe-in that she receive an invitation onto the elite Gi Joe team - which she is a powerful addition to! Jinx comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Jinx (v13): young Natasha Huston was forever altered after being exposed to unknown energies during a freak lab accident. Ever since, people around her suffer one horrible accident after another, a trait she uses to her advantage as a vigilante crusader! Availability:
The Joe-Com: the Gi Joe Wrist Communicator Device, or Joe-Com, is a wondrously advanced unit developed for the Gi Joe team upon its more public reactivation in the year 2001. It allows audio / video communications and vast data storage / transfer! Availability:
Johnny Do: autistic and dyslexic, Johnny Do was locked up in a Soviet sanitarium for years, even after he developed his parability. After being liberated by Psi-force, Johnny slowly began to recover from years of abuse and joined their paramilitary action. Availability:
Father Kevin Eugene Johnson: having grown up in war-torn Ireland to become a Catholic priest, Kevin has seen his fair share of conflict. Mind you, membership in the Cestus Dei, a rogue order of Vatican priests, causes him to see plenty more! Availability:
Zephyr Jones: when his father died before acheiving his dream of flying to Mars, Zephyr Jones stepped up to the plate. Completing his father's space ship, he leapt into adventure - visiting several strange worlds (though not Mars)! Availability:
Professor Jordan: Professor Jordan was building hallucinogenic weapons for the military until his funding was cut. Believing in the Science behind his work, he continued his work in secret, experimenting on his students as: the Master of Ceremonies! Availability:
Junge Donner: having always enjoyed Thor comics and literature, it was a cinch that Milton Blank would join up with the Warriors as soon as he learned of their existence. He's since become a prominent Warrior as well as one of the Higher Powers! Availability:
Jurgium Eternus: zombified on an archeological dig, Marvin Artichoke somehow retained his mind despite losing his sanity. Bent on revenge for the fate which has befallen him, Marvin has assumed the name of Jurgium Eternus, and wishes to spread his curse to all! Availability:
Justice: a Justice Department operative who was co-opted by the dream powers of Daedalus Darquill, John Tensen eventually escaped from that madman's induded psychosis with newly developed paranormal powers, and became a lethal force for Justice. Availability:
Kamakura: the apprentice of Snake-eyes, Kamakura is in fact Sean Collins, the adopted son of Vietnam veteran (and former Crimson Guardsman) Wade Collins. Sean fights hard to prove himself, both in the eyes of his father and of course his fellows in the Arashikage ninja clan! Kamakura comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Kansas Bob: a long-time military man, Bob quit the Army for various reasons, and became an occult adventurer thanks to a strange twist of fate that cursed him to be forever beset by the bizarre. A true patriot, this made him an excellent D.A.A. recruit! Availability:
Keel-Haul: commander of the U.S.S. Flagg and an accomplished fighter pilot in his own right, Vice-Admiral Everett P. Colby is an impressive - and high ranking - addition to the Gi Joe team. Analytical and aggressive, he makes a fine commander for the Joes' mobile base of operations! Keel-Haul comes in Classic and Saga styles!
(just) Kelly: likely the most unlucky person on earth, Kelly is a wealthy businesswoman with a penchant for expensive vehicles. She also has a distressing knack for tripping over talking vehicles, alien robots, and losing her shiny new toys...! Availability:
Khronos: in some versions of Greek cosmology, Khronos was one of their first generation gods. This massive, serpentine deity appeared fully formed from the cosmos, and created the Olympic multiverse alongside his mate and fellow primordial, Ananke. Availability:
Kid Zeus: former leader of the Olympian gods, Zeus was slain by a Japanese god of evil, and forced to drink from the river Lethe. His power and personality reincarnated, Zeus now wanders the earth as a powerful, amnesiac ten year old! Availability:
the Killer WHALE: a heavily armed and armored hovercraft, the Killer WHALE (Warrior: Hovering Assault Launching Envoy) can easily function on land or water, serving as either a patrol, assault, or liaison vessel, depending on the Joes' needs. Availability:
Kittu: the second son of Aya and Shamash, Kittu serves as the right hand of the latter deity. He helps his father mete out justice in all matters, when Shamash himself is too busy being the sun to do so, and enjoys ferreting out hidden truths. Availability:
Doctor Horst Kleinmann: a genius in the field of dream research, Doctor Horst Kleinmann was insanely paranoid about his secret technology. He had no problems killing anyone that he believed a threat to his supremacy in 'his' realm of dreams. Availability:
Knockdown: an anti-aircraft specialist, Blaine intimately knows how easily an airborne vehicle can crash down to earth in a flaming ball of doom - he's rather scared of flying, after all. Maybe that's why this microwave technician prefers to remain on the ground while shooting at Cobras, then...! Knockdown comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Komtur: a fanatic before the War, Franz Gerhardt was a believer in the tenets of the Teutonic Knights. Torn between faith and patriotism, he snapped, donned a suit of combat armor, and rampaged as a reincarnation of Komtur, the Teutonic Knight! Availability:
Fritz Krotze: owner of Krotze International and a member of the Club, Fritz Krotze was a sleaze ball that sold various national secrets of a technical nature to the highest bidder. Unfortunately for him, his treason ultimately cost him his life. Availability:
Kwinn: mysterious to the core, this enigmatic mercenary is one of the best there is at what he does. A man of honor, Kwinn always obeys the exact wording of a contract, and he never reveals anything about his employers - no matter how much he may want to. Availability:
the Lady At: a young dwarven woman who can bend space and time in various torturous fashions, At works for the cross-planar legal firm known as Layers of Law, LLC. There, she serves as a courier who can deliver legal papers anywhere, instantly! Availability:
Lady Jaye: a competent actress even before she was recruited by the U.S. Army, Alison became a master of espionage with the tutelage of Army master intelligence operatives. She's also a master of several obscure weapons, a master linguist, and a competent pilot! Lady Jaye comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Lady Lotus: a Japanese agent, the Lady Lotus was infuriated with how America treated her people there. Deciding the nation no longer deserved to exist, she bent her considerable powers to the goal of wiping it from the very face of the earth! Availability:
Landfill: a merger of the four members of the Build Team, Landfill is primarily driven by Wedge's consciousness, but adds the many skills that the rest of the team possesses in order to form a truly potent warrior and leader tempered by experience and skill. Availability:
Larva: when evil mortals die, their souls wend their way to the lower planes. If no power holds sway over their afterlife, these souls manifest as larvae. Sickly, worm-like creatures, the near-mindless larvae are quickly slain, eaten, or transformed. Availability:
Laserbeak: serving as one of the Decepticons' most effective interrogators, Laserbeak can, in time, extract almost any information from a target with his twin laser emitters. But don't expect him to face you in a fair fight, for he's a blatant coward! Availability:
the Laughing Mask: latest in a long line of law-giving Burtons, young Dennis was an assistant district attorney. Frustrated with the slow-moving wheels of justice, Dennis began moonlighting as the Laughing Mask, a murderous vigilante! Availability:
Law & Order: after years as a beat cop in Houston, Christopher joined the Army in order to find a more fulfilling way to be a policeman, taking his trusty dog Order with him. His sheer devotion to the job ultimately got him a job on the Joe team - if under odd circumstances... Law & Order comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Leatherneck: Wendell has a long history in the Marines - he's about as intense a 'Jar Head' as you can get. He's so hard core that he attracted the attention of the Joe team, who snapped him up as soon as they could, and put him to work against the forces of Cobra immediately. Leatherneck comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Lieutenant Falcon: a second generation Green Beret, Lieutenant Vincent Falcone is himself a natural-born leader. The man excels at inspiring those who serve beneath him, and is a multi-lingual expert in all manner of counter-terrorist operations around the globe. Lieutenant Falcon comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Lifeguard: daughter of an Australian crime-boss and a Shi'ar explorer, Heather Cameron was born with impressive mutant powers due to her curious heritage, which she used as both a lifeguard and as one of the so-called X-treme X-men! Availability:
Lifeline: though some of the more... gung-ho members of the Joe team (such as Leatherneck) may believe otherwise, Edwin is one of the group's most valuable members. An avowed pacifist, he will go out of his way to save another's life - even risking his own! Lifeline comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Lifeline 2: an adrenaline junkie, Greg was a New York City paramedic who kept his cool under pressure - heck, he was only comfortable when he was under the gun. Not getting the high-risk thrills he needed, he enlisted in the Army to whet his appetite for stress - and succeeded! Lifeline 2 comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Lift-Ticket: Victor was more than qualified for a bevy of prestigious Army schools - but chose the one that was most applicable to civilian life. As such, he has become quite a proficient helicopter pilot both in and out of combat, and his ample ability easily scored him a team on the Joe team! Lift-Ticket comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Lightfoot: described as a 'Zen fussbucket', Cory Owens is something of an expert demolitionist. He's memorized details of just about every explosive known to man, but since he knows how easily a bomb can kill a body, he's become ultra paranoid - and is always looking for boobytraps everywhere! Lightfoot comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Lion-people: one of several sentient species which rose on the planet Ligra, the Lion-people are a generally peaceful species of humanoid, leonine beings. Of course, living on the same world as the Dragon-men, they possess considerable weapons! Availability:
Little-Spore-Resting-On-The-Squishy-Lakefront: Little-Spore has found his way to earth thanks to the hijinks of Charlie Chicanery. Since moving in with his/her former sidekick and neighbor, Wendell Wherever, it has taken to exploring reality! Availability:
Living Corpses: the creation of the mad doctor Bruno Varoz, living corpses are formerly dead bodies rejuvenated by his artificial blood formula. Crime-addled and beholden to Varoz's will, the living corpses readily wreak havoc in his name! Availability:
the Living Tribunal: the second most powerful entity in the cosmology of the entire Marvel multiverse, that which is known as the Living Tribunal is the ultimate arbitrer of cosmic law, as well as the preserver of the balance of power in this reality. Availability:
the Locust: this exceptionally small, incredibly heavily armed helicopter was primarily built with air support for the General in mind, but it comes in quite handy under most any other circumstances as well; small and lightweight, it can be shipped anywhere with a minimum of muss or fuss! the Locust comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Long Arm: Thomas is a first strike expert and explosive ordnanace disposal operative that is usually the first to enter a structure - he neutralizes any opposition and disarms any booby traps they may've left the Joes. He loves his job, but he knows each day of work could be his last... Long Arm comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Long Range: though he had a problem with basic arithmetic in school, Karl W. Fritz was nonetheless gifted in trigonometry and calculus. He's turned these skills to a practical use as an Army Artillery Corps operative, with an artillery accuracy unheard of amongst its ranks! Long Range comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Long Range 2: though born in Monterrey, Mexico, Alejandro Garcia moved to America as a youth, eventually enlisting to become a transportation expert. Possessed of a philosophical bent, Alejandro applies wisdom (and automatic fire) to his problems, and oddly most of them evaporate fast...! Long Range 2 comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Lord Funk: originally known as Funkenstein while working with the Boogie Brigade, Omar is a Canadian empath who has gone on to become one of the leaders of the Mindwatch organization. Now known as Lord Funk, he's possibly the strongest empath on earth! Availability:
Doctor Lorrof: expelled from the scientific community by his peers for his unethical experiments, Doctor Lorrof quickly lost his mind. Turning his mad science against all of mankind, he would've destroyed Titan City, if not for the might of Electro! Availability:
the L.C.V. Recon Sled: designed to function like a kind of armored motorcycle, the Low Crawl Vehicle Recon Sled protects its driver in a semi-armored shell while holding him very close to the ground while operating it, giving him much more survivability in the field. The L.C.V. Recon Sled comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Mace: Thomas S. Bowman is a high-ranking member of Army intelligence, one who does extensive undercover work in criminal cartels world-wide. His experience in such matters and adept ability to maintain multiple secret identities simultaneously made him a shoe-in as a Gi Joe operative! Mace comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Mack 066: unlike many of his cohorts in the Jensen Congress, Mack 066 is not a scientist. He is however a student of war, and has amassed considerable skill and experience in this area, both during his time as an Army Ranger and after! Availability:
Madman: sane before the Black Event, the man who would become the Madman cracked when his potent, paranormal dream powers violently manifested in the wake of all that death, but was ultimately put out of commission by Nightmask and Justice. Availability:
the Maggot: this vehicle is a powerful anti-tank weapon that Cobra can wield against Gi Joe or any other nation's forces who get in its way. It is able to either split into three separate (yet equally dangerous) components, or terrorize its driver's foes as a whole! the Maggot comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Mágico: after being targeted for death by the Proxies of Pleb due to his faerie ancestry, Pete was rescued by Nonce - who then took him in. Due to his unique abilities, Nonce then ensured Pete was trained in the use of his natural magical prowess! Availability:
Magmanimous: after almost freezing to death in the Northwestern Territories of Canada, stranded truck driver Larry Oxmount instead saw his latent mutant powers emerge, and he was seemingly forever transformed into a walking man-mountain of magma! Availability:
Mainframe: a former Army man who was a Vietnam Veteran, Blaine left the halls of Silicon Valley out of sheer boredom and re-enlisted - this time as a Marine! With his extensive combat experience and out of this world computer know-how, Blaine was a shoe-in for Gi Joe membership! Mainframe comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Major Altitude: though not actually a Major, Robert D. Owens is nonetheless a top-shelf helicopter pilot. Graduating at the top of his class at the Aviator School and Flight Warrant Officer School, Robert achieved his life-long dream of becoming a Gi Joe soon after these achievements! Major Altitude comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Major Barrage: six foot eight and three hundred pounds, David Vennemeyer cuts an imposing figure - and his temper doesn't help with that. But as Major Barrage, the Gi Joe team is usually happy to see him wading into combat. If only because he's pointed at the bad guys, and not them... Major Barrage comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Major Bludd: originally a Major in the Australian Special Air Service, the promise of riches lured Sebastian Bludd away from his patriotic duty and transformed him into a rather amoral mercenary - a path that ultimately led to his employment by Cobra! Availability:
Major Storm: one of the military's most experienced armor tacticians, Robert was invited onto the Gi Joe team to operate the General! Bringing his years of experience to the team, Robert is more than happy to smash Cobras on the government's dime! Availability:
Mambo Matilda: little is known or understood about the rather mysterious Voodoo Mambo known only as Matilda. Luckily for the world at large, Mambo Matilda uses her impressive mystical skills only to aid others - not just for her own benefit. Availability:
the Mark 1 MAX Suit: Doctor Karl Swensen's first Man-Amplified Experimental armor was a revolutionary application of his heuristics technology. Intended for peaceful purposes, it was converted into a weapon by Swensen's corporate backers. Availability:
the Mark 2 MAX Suit: Karl Swensen's greatest work, the Mark 2 MAX armor was not perverted as was his first. After his death, his daughter Jenny made off with the suit and then used it against all manner of villains who utilized technology for evil. Availability:
the Mark 3 MAX Suit: the first (and only) MAX armor built by Jenny Swensen, the Mark 3 was a dramatic improvement over the creations of her father. Of course, she built it with government backing, and the finest weaponry their money could buy. Availability:
the Mark 4 MAX Suit: a smaller, stealthier armor than the previous three MAX suits, this armor was built not by one of the Swensens but instead Willy Deere, a government technician who had apparently been 'studying' Dr. Karl Swensen for years. Availability:
Manes (Tanar'ri): the spirits of particularly chaotic and evil dead made manifest in the Abyss, manes are the lowest form of tanar'ri - or just powerful petitioners. Weak and spiteful, they lash out as directed... or at anything crossing their path. Availability:
Mangler: a relative Army 'newbie' who showed significant promise, Mangler was invited to 'try out' for the Gi Joe team, which he did. He managed to make his way through the horrifying entrance tests, though he died in an almost heroic fashion during his 'final exam' in Trucial Abysmia. Mangler comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Manned Mobile Unit: this curious device is apparently a military-built prototype designed for urban combat. Half tank and half robotic exoskeleton, this vehicle/armor suit was never used by the Army - as far as anybody knows, at least. Availability:
the Manta Ray: built for night-time missions, the Manta Ray is an inflatable commando raft with a built in, 'bullet-proof' hull that rests atop the infatable portion of the craft. It's armed with a powerful missile launcher and is rated as a 'shark-proof' vehicle! The Manta Ray comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Mariliths (Tanar'ri): genius tacticians, the six-armed mariliths are incredibly dangerous. Even without their plethora of magical and psionic powers, mariliths are intractble foes, and are a match for almost anyone, mortal or otherwise. Availability:
the MANTA: the MANTA, or Marine Assault Nautical Transport; Air Driven, is a weaponized windsail used by GI Joe for quick infiltration missions where swimming or rowing in is too slow and motors would set off too many enemy sensors. Availability:
Doctor Manyac: though Manyac is likely an alias, this villain is nonetheless a Doctor, for his knowledge of chemistry is without peer. Crafting his exotic green flame with it, Doctor Manyac has engaged in numerous criminal campaigns within New York City! Availability:
the Marauder: this strange component of the Battle Force 2000 line of theoretical weapons research is a sort of 'tank-motorcycle' - or 'motorcycle-tank'. The two components can detach however, in the event that the driver wants to be in two places at once! Dodger's Marauder comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Mariner: a somewhat headstrong naval operative, Chief Petty Officer David Adcox didn't join the military to get a pension - he joined to serve his country! And all his hard work at continually improving himself paid off... with membership on the Joe team! Availability:
Marvel Boy 8: the eighth person known to bear this title, Noh-Varr is a Kree warrior from another universe. Custom-built to perfection with both insectoid DNA and nano-active body fluids, he has been inadvertently let loose on our world! Availability:
Masque: raised by circus freaks, Alpert Smithingale was taught stage magic until a real wizard took him under his wing. Now a powerful practitioner of philosophical magic, Alpert is trying to convince everybody that magic is the way of the future! Availability:
Master Man: a disaffected American of German descent, Wilhelm Lohmer was recruited by Nazis to become Captain America's counterpart. When their new Super-soldier Serum actually worked, Wilhelm turned against his home land and became the Master Man! Availability:
Mastermind Excello: perfect in both mind and body, Mastermind Excello possess an inventor's genius and terrible psionics! Born as mere Earl Everett, Excello uses his exceptional skills, devices and powers in the service of the US government! Availability:
Master Smith: one of the single most dangerous combatants on earth, Master Smith has been a leader of the Zen Hell-Kites for over a century years. Though he rarely brings his talents to bear, Smith can all too easily kill a man despite his advanced age. Availability:
Mastodon: a former cheese factory worker, David Landers was dramatically altered by the White Event. His body changed him from a 150 pound normal to the 525 pound man-mountain of muscle, which has forced him to face down his 'freak' status ever since! Availability:
(just) Matsu: a Japanese spy of particularly mysterious background, Matsu works with dissidents within the United States to cripple its efforts abroad. His schemes are so diabolical that they have attracted the attention of America's heroes! Availability:
Matsu, Satokata: a Japanese spy and saboteur, Matsu serves his Emperor with a ruthless efficiency. His cool-headed cunning has seen him assigned to various operations in the continental United States, and only that nation's heroes could stop him! Availability:
the Mauler M.B.T.: a replacement for the Gi Joe team's old M.O.B.A.T. tanks, the Maulers are a more advanced offensive animal. Faster and more durable, the Mauler M.B.T. packs a considerable punch in the Gi Joe team's never-ending fight against global terrorism - as Heavy Metal knows all too well! The Mauler M.B.T. comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Maurezhi (Tanar'ri): the ghoulish maurezhi stalk the multiverse in search of victims to consume. Those whose bodies and souls they ingest surrender all they know, along with some personal power... allowing the maurezhi to grow even more terrible! Availability:
Maverick: having flown since he was a child, Thomas (not Tom Cruise) naturally decided to join the Air Force as soon as he could, and participated in all manner of experimental flight programs after graduating from the Air Force Academy. Why else do you think the Battle Force 2000 snatched him up? Maverick comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Mayday: a frighteningly good shot with almost any firearm, Army Sergeant Paige Adams was one of the very first military operatives chosen to become a new Joe upon its reactivation in '01 - and thus, one of its first Greenshirts to graduate onto the team proper! Availability:
Geoffrey McAlister: born in money and raised in priviledge, Geoffrey McAlister was surprised to learn that he was meant for even more, at least until he got a handle on his latent psionic potential. Now he's truly powerful, and has an ego to match! Availability:
Andrew 'Andy' Meadows: the Troubleshooters' electronic expert, Andy was able to break down the lasers in Jenny's MAX armor and develop his own gear with it: Beam-Splitter! He was perfecting this weapon when he was murdered by Steel Hawk. Availability:
the Mean Dog: a powerful 6WD combat vehicle, the Mean Dog is equipped with a large 20mm automatic cannon and several missile banks. While that's respectable in and of itself, the Mean Dog's secret is that it can be split into not two, but three separate components when necessary! The Mean Dog comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Med Alert: a former emergency room doctor, Kirk stepped up to the plate when he felt his country needed him, and enlisted in the armed forces. As a combat medic and as a Tai Chi Chuan instructor, Kirk excels as both a friend, mentor and caretaker of his fellow Gi Joes! Med Alert comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Mega-Octane: leader of the five-robot team of Combatrons, Mega-Octane rules his squad with a cold iron fist. Merciless and exacting, he would've been in charge of all earth's Decepticons save for Scourge's meddling - and he remembers that daily! Availability:
Megabolt: a massive Vehicon warrior from the future, Megabolt is bent on universal conquest, and he's already seized several worlds on his own. Of course, for his own purposes, he is aiding Megatron in the theft of Fortress Maxmius. For the time being. Availability:
Megatron (G1): leader of the Decepticons, Megatron forged this faction of Transformers in the distant past to serve as his tools of universal conquest. Recently reawakened on earth, he plans to seize the planet's energies to fuel his lust for more power! Availability:
Megatron (RiD): sent to the earth by the Predacon Council to both steal its vast energy resources and to acquire control of the most powerful Cybertronian of all, Megatron is a dangerous warrior who truly intends to seize both for his own purposes! Availability:
Estrellita 'Lita' Mercado: an elite physical therapist, Lita Mercado was hired by Doctor Lucian Ballad to help rehabilitate the Remsen children after they barely survived a bombing. And to help them better utilize their paranormal powers! Availability:
Mercer: an ex-Cobra Viper who has 'seen the light', Felix has turned on his former terrorist allies and is now all about stopping their every scheme. Though unable to work for the Joes in an official capacity, he has found a home as Mercer, in Sergeant Slaughter's Renegades unit! Mercer comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Merzah the Mystic: having used his powerful psionics to assist others all his life, whether ferreting out spies during World War II or simply making retired psychic heroes comfortable in their dying days, Merzah is a kind and helpful soul. Availability:
Mesharu: the daughter of Shamash and Aya, Mesharu serves as the former's left hand. It falls onto her to dispense the justice that Shamash judges necessary, though on occasion she will stand in as the sun when his duties require him elsewhere. Availability:
Mesmeroticist: young Nancy Albrecht meant to talk to a psychologist at a high school job fair, but instead was introduced to a parapsychologist. This fellow ultimately trained her in the psipathic arts, which she uses as the enigmatic Mesmeroticist! Availability:
Mhunghus (Typical): sentient, mushroom-like fungusoids hailing from the world of Mhung, the Mhunghus are, indeed, among us. This is because the psi-noise of their fellows irritates them to no end, prompting them to seek out places where they can be alone! Availability:
Michelle 232: though Michelle Jensen is one of the more recent 'Mikes' that Mike 013 encountered via the Jensen Congress, she's been one of his most reliable friends. So much so, in fact, that she often helps Agency 13 on its various clandestine jobs! Availability:
Midnight Express: youngest of the three Team Bullet Train members, Midnight Express has a youthful demeanor and vigor that is hard to deny. He's harsh on his enemies, but overall he's a dependable component of the team that they cannot do without! Availability:
Mighty Destroyer 1: after his capture behind enemy lines, investigative journalist Keen Marlow was given a Super-soldier Serum variant by an imprisoned scientist. Using the power it afforded him, Keen waged a one war against fascism! Availability:
The Mighty Destroyer 3 / Dyna-Mite: brainwashed and experimented on by Nazis after his capture alongside Brian Falsworth, Roger was remade into the inch-tall Dyna-Mite. Eventually breaking his mind control, he became the (third) Mighty Destroyer! Availability:
Mikalea 101: the fraternal twin sister of her earth's Mike Jensen, Mikaela is an inveterate computer hacker and programmer who has earned her way into the Jensen Congress on a technicality, and constantly works to improve their software. Availability:
Mike 001: founder of the Jensen Congress, Mike 001 is the first known Congressman to cross time under his own power. Having worked hard to maintain the Congress however, Mike 001 hasn't really excelled in a specific area like his fellows. Availability:
Mike 002: something of a super-villain, the Mike Jensen of Earth Two is the inventor of the Congress' force field technology. Though he misbehaves on his own world however, he's quite amicable to his counterparts across the multiverse. Availability:
(Disco) Mike 003: a former Marine and extensive inventor, Disco Mike was something of a hero in his own timeline. As a member of the Jensen Congress, he has given them access to laser weaponry, and is well-respected by just about all of his peers! Availability:
Mike 013: Mike Jensen was driven to prove the validity his odd notions regarding space and time, and once he did so he met various variant versions of himself that felt the same. Having done this, Mike now seeks out new mysteries to occupy his time. Availability:
the M.U.V.: the M.U.V., or Military Utility Vehicle, is an all-terrain vehicle that Gi Joe can use no matter how remote their location may be. This vehicle is heavily armed, and can take that firepower almost anywhere in the Pursuit of Cobra! Availability:
Mindgame: with a heritage of psychic prowess and criminal justice in her veins, Tamara 'Tammy' Jones is the terror of the Atlanta, Georgia underworld. They killed her entire family, after all, so she does her level best to kill them all in turn! Availability:
Mindwatch Agents (Typical): this is a generalized description of Mindwatch operatives one may encounter in the field. Some have different abilities and/or skills than indicated here, but this serves as a handy 'template' of sorts for these vigilantes. Availability:
Mindwolf: his ambition amplified exponentially after gaining incredible psychic powers, this KGB operative decided only he was fit to run the Soviet Union, and intended to collect all the paranormals he could get his hands on to do his bidding. Availability:
Mirage (Gi Joe): exceptionally proficient with line-of-sight weaponry, Joseph was recruited onto the Gi Joe team, and then into their elite Mega Marines sub-unit, in order to fight Cobra's freak-show genetic experiments - a fight that continues to this very day, it would seem...!! Mirage comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Mirage (G1): somewhat standoffish, Mirage isn't liked too much by his fellow Autobots, particularly due to his regular doubts about their cause. He always comes through when someone needs to slip behind Decepticon lines and do their dirty work, however. Availability:
Mirage (RiD): fastest of the Spychangers, Mirage is also their best sharpshooter - he can hit just about anything, no matter how fast or far away it is! In fact, Mirage has a galaxy-wide reputation for his uncanny, almost supernatural marksmanship capabilities. Availability:
Mirage GT: Mirage GT was a Vehicon experiment of Megatron's. The idea was to use his stealth and teleportational powers to boost the intelligence link between his Vehicon generals and their drones. The problem was that Mirage was kind of dim... Availability:
the Misdirector: Errando Vasquez is a former soldier and private eye who has the curious ability to be in multiple locations at once. This makes for one heck of a spy, one which the Direct Action Americans snapped up as soon as they learned about him! Availability:
Miss America: after being zapped with enough current to 'kill a thousand men', young Madeline Joyce developed various super powers! Though most have faded, she uses her abilities to fight for truth, justice, and the American Way! Availability:
Miss Behavin' Maven 2: daughter of the original Maven and Disco Head, Elise is a disturbed, confused young woman. She shifts between good and evil at the drop of a hat, and is fighting hard to find her very own place in this strange world of ours. Availability:
Miss Fury: using a strange, leopard-skin costume acquired from a tribal shaman, bored socialite Marla Drake wore it as Miss Fury! Nazi spies, South American dictators and worse fell before the rage of Miss Fury - and they were just her warm-up! Availability:
Missile Command Headquarters: scattered around the globe, Cobra's missile command headquarters are facilities used to house and launch their most devastating weaponry. Often disguised or inaccessible, they are staffed by hundreds of Cobra agents. Availability:
Mister Brewer: the creator of Technohol, Mister Ezekiel Brewer experimented with it on himself, both out of curiosity as well as a need to be one with his creation. This put this mad scientist even further over the sociopathic edge than he was before, however. Availability:
Mister E: feeling a burning need to fight against injustice, wealthy sportsman Victor Goldstein donned the identity of Mister E, and began to fight crime on the street - both isolated incidents and those perpetrated by the diabolical Vampire! Availability:
Mister Matter: born Chris Williams, this mutant has the power to transmutate large amounts of matter at will (hence the alias). When not wandering the earth, he provides rare and prohibitively expensive materials to whoever can meet his fee. Availability:
Mister Million: though his secret identity is unknown to the world at large, Mister Million nonetheless maintains a public presence in a downtown office building - from where he works to change the world with his direct action philanthropy! Availability:
Mistress Midnight: losing the ability to dream as a child, Vivianne eventually went completely insane, developing multiple personalities. When the White Event gave her strange dream powers, Doctor Kleinmann molded her into a psychic assassin! Availability:
the Mobile Battle Bunker: a high-speed mini-fortress, the Mobile Battle Bunker can hunker down and compact itself into a nigh-impregnable hidey hole or expand out into a versatile, maneuverable weapons platform - and rapidly switch between either mode depending on battle field conditions. the Mobile Battle Bunker comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Mobile Command Center: simply huge, the M.C.C. is a three story tall tracked vehicle that the Gi Joe team can use as an on-the-go forward base in the never-ending war against terrorism fostered by Cobra. It has everything the Joes need to keep tabs on and counter their enemy with! the M.C.C. comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Mobile Missile System (MMS): the MMS is a towable rocket launcher system, which can fire three Patriot rockets at anything within its range. Whether said targets are in the land, on the sea, or in the air itself, the MMS can easily take 'em out! Availability:
Modrons (in general): creatures of flesh and gears, modrons evolved in the plane of absolute law: Mechanus. Led by Primus, the One and the Prime, the modron race strives to bring order (as they understand it) to the rest of the multiverse. Availability:
Moebius: mostly human with a sprinkling of the diabolical in her ancestry, the temporal wizard known only as Moebius is currently slumming in our space-time, having left (or fled?) her former residence amongst the planes for her own reasons. Availability:
the MASS Device: built using technology stolen from Doctor Laszlo Vandermeer, the MASS Device is a game-changing implement which allows for globe-spanning teleportation effects - which Cobra naturally appropriated for its own, diabolical purposes! Availability:
Molydeus (Tanar'ri): the only known form of guardian tanar'ri, molydei are true tanar'ri who have been empowered by an unknown agency to further the Blood War effort - and these fanatical fiends have the power necessary to keep true tanar'ri on task! Availability:
Monako: the Prince of Magic, Monako grew up in India, where he learned of the black arts. Bringing his knowledge to the rest of the world, he uses his staggering and inexplicable powers to combat various menaces to civilized society! Availability:
Monodrones (Modron): these lowly servitors sit at the bottom of modron society. Non-sentient and barely intelligent, the endless throngs of monodrones are ultimately what keep the gears of Mechanus forever turning against the chaos of existence. Availability:
the Monster Blaster: considering what they fight daily, the Mega Marines need one tough ride. The Monster Blaster Armored Personnel Carrier fits that bill, as it's big enough to carry oodles of Joes to the fight, and strong enough to win it - no matter how ugly their foes! The Monster Blaster comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Moon-Man: on nights when the moon is full, criminals who the law can't touch fear... the Moon-Man! Once a month, this vigilante dons his costume and wages war on evil, ferreting out those who scoff at the laws of otherwise civilized society! Availability:
Mor the Mighty: a powerful sorcerer wishing to conquer all, Mor the Mighty possessed the ability to make monsters out of mundane creatures! He used this knowledge in a bid to conquer all, but was crushed by Professor Zog and his robot, Electro. Availability:
the Moray Hydrofoil: arguably Cobra's single greatest water-borne craft, the Moray is a high speed hydrofoil that lends itself to pursuit and attack missions. It is fast even before its hydrofoils are deployed, and is armed with more guns and missiles than you can shake a stick at! The Moray comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Mos Quito: after his vampiric transformation, Father Quincy Alvarez snapped, his veritable sainthood being reduced to 'mere' heroism, and he donned the persona of a sword-wielding swashbuckler in his abject denial of his new state of being! Availability:
the Motorized Micro-accessories (Gi Joe): bucking the trend of most Gi Joe equipment from their era, these devices are rather small, and can be carried by a single Joe if necessary. Assembled in the field, these motorized devices provide the Joes a variety of useful capabilities. These Micro-accessories come in Classic and Saga styles!
Movor: while he's not the most powerful Combatron, Movor arguably has their most important job: the acquisition of space-based intelligence. Not that he minds, as he seems to enjoy the cold depths of orbital space more than tolerating fleshlings. Availability:
the Mudbuster: a weaponized monster truck, the Mudbuster comes in a cool teal coloration, and is designed as a 4WD all-terrain fighting vehicle. It has a hydraulic ramming bumper as well as a multi-use launcher in its bed, which can project missiles or a poweful grappling hook! The Mudbuster comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Mudfighter: sometimes you need a high-performance, super-sonic fighter jet - and sometimes you just need to drop a lot of bombs on your enemies. The Mudfighter isn't the fastest jet in the Gi Joe arsenal, but it packs enough bombs to make almost anything on the ground 'go away'. the Mudfighter comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Barnabus 'Barney' Mullen: the captain of a merchant vessel of ill repute and poor repair, Barnabus Mullen, known to friends and enemies alike as just Barney, would take on any cargo, no matter how insanely dangerous having it on board could be! Availability:
the Multi-Ordnance Battle Tank (MOBAT): essentially a highly advanced variation on one of the Army's classic treaded fighting vehicles, the MOBAT is what the GI Joe team turns to when all their other hardware isn't enough to take down an opponent. Availability:
Murdermouth: powerful in both body and mind, Murdermouth stalked the spaceways solo for the longest time, until introduced to the idea of materialism by the Void Kings' mysterious leader. Now working for them, she eats others for fun and profit! Availability:
Muro: something of a villainous polymath, there was no source of power that Muro wouldn't use to further his aims of global conquest. Whether brandishing science or sorcery at the world, Muro could only be stopped by one man: Monako - Prince of Magic! Availability:
Muskrat: born and raised in the swamps surrounding Thibodaux, Louisiana, Ross A. Williams grew up tough and quick. He breezed through his Ranger training and Jungle Warfare school as a result of his unique background, and easily made his way onto the Gi Joe team upon being invited! Muskrat comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Mutt & Junkyard: an amazing animal handling ability caused Stanley to gravitate towards military K-9 units upon enlisting, which ultimately led to his assignment to the GI Joe team! There, he and Junkyard provide security on base and in the field. Availability:
Nabassu (Tanar'ri): first of the 'greater' tanar'ri, Nabassu serve a curious role for their 'brethren'. They exist solely to spread the terror of the Abyss, eagerly waiting to be summoned forth in order to rampage across the multiverse! Availability:
Nalfeshnee (Tanar'ri): these immense, boar-like monstrosities are frighteningly intelligent and posses power just shy of the balors themselves. This makes the nalfeshnee endlessly plot and scheme for supremacy from their Mountain of Woe. Availability:
Namor, the Sub-Mariner: son of an Atlantean princess and an American sea captain, Namor initially despised humanity. When he saw the worst of them in the form of Nazi Germany, Namor allied with humans of power like his to oppose their every move. Availability:
Network: an abused youth who was always charismatic to an extent, Wayne Tucker's influence grew dramaticaly after the White Event. Pursued by various sinister interests, Wayne became the leader of Psi-force after joining them for mutual protection. Availability:
the Neutralizer: a sort of mini-tank, the Neutralizer is a powerful anti-aircraft and anti-personnel weapon. It is heavily armored for its size, and this treaded vehicle is packed with two missile launchers and three guns, allowing it to fight Cobra for a good long time! The Neutralizer comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Night Attack Chopper: the N.A.C. is a state of the art combat troop transport, having the ability to stealthily insert and extract operatives on missions. When stealth fails it, though, the N.A.C. makes up for that failure with sheer, overwhelming firepower...! the Night Attack Chopper comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Night Landing (Cobra): this small, lightweight raft, a self-inflatable nylon/polyskin composite, is great for aquatically inserting small forces into enemy territory for various purposes. It can be driven with a large, outboard motor, or rowed for additional stealth. The Night Landing comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Night Landing (Gi Joe): this small, lightweight raft, a self-inflatable nylon/polyskin composite, is great for aquatically inserting small forces into enemy territory for various purposes - as it can be driven with a large outboard motor or simply rowed for additional stealth. The Night Landing (Gi Joe) comes in Classic and Saga styles
the Night Landing Craft: this small, aquatic craft was given to Cutter when he returned to the Gi Joe team back in '01. A nocturnal landing boat, complete with a weapons platform built on top of a highly sturdy, yet inflatable boat, it's great for busting drug smugglers or Cobra operatives. The Night Landing Craft comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Night Raven: a super sonic aircraft that Cobra uses to spy on the Gi Joe team - and everyone else - with impunity, the Night Raven can fly at over three times the speed of sound, and at an elevation of over 80,000 feet. When it does have to fight though, it is rather heavily armed, too! The Night Raven comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Night Vulture Glider: though the Night Vultures formerly wielded standard gliders to perform their clandestine works, their leader, Sky Creeper, got a hold of plans for a new glider from the Gi Joe team's Cloudburst, and has since re-engineered them for Cobra's use! the Night Vulture Glider comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Nightcruz: a former Vehicon drone who found himself with a Spark after Megatron's death, Nightcruz came back in time with the spectral remnants of Optimus Primal, and has become a member of the Autobots while he works out critical identity issues. Availability:
Nightmask: comatose Keith Remsen awoke during the White Event, it having granted him incredible dream powers. Wishing to use them to help others, he began to enter their dreams as Nightmask, so no one would recognize him afterward. Availability:
Nike: the Greek goddess of victory, Nike has always been a close confidant of Athena. A 'behind the scenes' power in the Olympian pantheon, she subtly ensured their many victories over the eons against their countless, monstrous foes. Availability:
the Ninja Lightning Cycle: on occasion the Gi Joe Ninja Force needs to get somewhere fast - much faster than their already considerable abilities allow them to. At this point they hop onto the Ninja Lightning Cycle - which is fast and quiet - until they open up with some missiles...! the Ninja Lightning Cycle comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Nonatons (Modron): the eighty one nonatons primarily exist to enable the transfer of information up and down the modron hierarchy. They monitor the decatons below them, and work with the penatrones (albeit indirectly) to enforce the law. Availability:
Nonce: a life-long victim of tyranny, Clark is bent on preventing new ones from forming. This is why he acts as a B.A.H. 'mole' within Mindwatch's ranks, working hard to keep them from turning their considerable power against humanity. Availability:
Normal Man: Harold Norman was about as bland as they come - and he liked things that way. This is why he was struck with a bizarre legacy, one that gave him startling powers over the force of antimagic, and allowing him to bring normalcy to the world! Availability:
Nunchuk: originally a student of the mysterious Blind Master, Ralph eventually came under the tutelage of Storm Shadow himself after his first sensei vanished, well, mysteriously. Soon after, he was skilled enough to join the Gi Joe team, as a part of their Ninja Force! Nunchuk comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Obsidian: originally a Maximal, Obsidian was converted into a Vehicon after he embraced (Beast Machines) Megatron's cause. After that villain fell in battle, Obsidian found himself stuck an the ancient past, and now he serves a different Megatron! Availability:
the Obstinatrician: after his natural psionics switched on, Dr. Zedekai Equinos, an ob/gyn, went nuts, transforming into a super-powered sexual deviant. Though he keeps escaping from jail thanks to his powers, his mania keeps putting him right back. Availability:
Och: when his parents were slain by displaced demons on his home plane, Och left Nidavellir on a self-destructive rampage. Eventually joining an elite demon-slaying cadre, Och remained with them until a freak accident trapped him on our world...! Availability:
Octons (Modrons): there are always but sixty four octons extant, each of which rules one of Regulus' continent-sized cogs. This gives them considerable power, which they have no problem bringing to bear against the forces of disarray. Availability:
Old Gruff: veteran of dozens of failed schemes to take over the universe, or at least some small corner of such, Barry Grueber is a rare mad scientist who has survived his many miscalculations. Which is one reason the League keeps him as a member! Availability:
Omega Prime: the product of a corporeal gestalt of Optimus Prime and Ultra Magnus, Omega Prime is the Autobots' single greatest warrior, almost matching Fortress Maximus in power - and definitely exceeding that behemoth's battle prowess! Availability:
Onees: reptilian, cyclopean terrors from beneath the earth's crust, the Onees yearn to expand their territory onto the surface. Their fatal vulnerability to bright white light means that this goal is, at best, something of a pipe dream. Availability:
Onishi, Doctor Kenneth: a polymath, Doctor Onishi is an expert in archaeology, computers, energy resources, and physics. This is why the man was abducted by Megatron and subjected to months of mind probes in order to steal all his knowledge! Availability:
Onishi, Koji: when his Mad Scientist father was kidnapped by Predacons, the Autobots sort of adopted Koji as their own, fleshy son. They vowed to free the Doctor from their evil cousins, and worked hard at it until his surprise release by Sky-Byte! Availability:
Optimus Primal: Optimus Primal fell in final battle with the evil Megatron, sacrificing his life for all of Cybertron itself. Though he merged with the Matrix, his spirit form has re-emerged in the modern day, helping the many Autobots on earth! Availability:
Optimus Prime (G1): leader of the Autobots, Optimus Prime is a wise and powerful Transformer who years for peace, but knows that he must fight to get it. Inspiring others to fight for freedom from oppression, Optimus is the nemesis of Megatron and his Decepticons. Availability:
Optimus Prime (RiD): a powerful warrior and skilled tactician, Optimus Prime is the leader of the Autobots. This steadfast protector of life, no matter its form, strives only to bring peace to all - which naturally puts him at odds with Megatron! Availability:
Outback: Stuart is the consummate survivalist - but then, as a survival and jungle warfare instructor, he'd better be, really. The man is at his happiest when he's living off the land, hiking and camping days away from civilization and immersing himself in the wilds that surround him! Outback comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Overtime: Lindsey Falmon grew up in an empty family life, and was lonely until the day she met Wayne Tucker. Instantly taking a like to this rebel, she wound up joining him and his Psi-Force friends in their efforts to remain free from the government. Availability:
Ozone: David is a dedicated ecologist who was mortified to learn that villains like Cobra were actually weaponizing toxins in order to use them against innocents. Wanting to protect both the earth and his fellow man, David joined the Gi Joe team in order to fight these eco-terrorists! Ozone comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Pathfinder: William was raised with a plethora of wilderness survival skills as he grew up in the Florida Everglades. Using these to excel as the Army's premier jungle missions expert, William proved to be a natural fit for the elite Gi Joe team. Availability:
Patriot / Captain America 4: inspired by Captain America, journalist and veteran Jeffrey Mace became a costumed adventurer himself. He wound up donning the mantle of his hero in time, after the third man to bear it was killed in battle. Availability:
the Patriot: the Patriot is a small, tracked vehicle that has a lot more offensive firepower than you'd at first expect. It's armed with a 'surface to air mortar cannon', along with a triple-barreled laser cannon, a side machine gun mount, and even an anti-personnel battering ram with which to trample Cobra! The Patriot comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Patriot Grizzly: a massive tank that is the latest in a long time of Gi Joe artillery pieces, the Patriot Grizzly is a powerful ground weapon used in more standardized combat against the legions of Cobra terrorists, assassins and genetically engineered freaks. Availability:
Payload: growing up in Cape Canaveral, Mark always wanted to go to space, and worked towards this goal his entire life. After becoming a bona fide astronaut, this former fighter pilot was picked to be the captain of Gi Joe's very own space craft, the mighty Defiant! Payload comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Sgt. Major Peel: a soldier who found himself in mercenary work after the Vietnam War, the Sergeant Major was approached by Mark Hazzard, who hired him to help teach local insurgents to fight against the evil regimes that they lived under. Availability:
Pentadrones (Modron): the most intelligent and powerful base modrons, the bizarrely shaped pentadrones are the core level of law enforcement amongst their kind. They continually patrol Regulus in a constant search for rogues and troublemakers. Availability:
Perceptor: one of the Autobots' chief scientists, Perceptor helps his allies to better fit in on whatever world they currently find themselves active. He's also an exceptional boon to his allies in the field, however, as he is a marksman without peer! Availability:
the Persuader: a small yet powerful vehicle, the Persuader is essentially a rolling laser cannon. Built for defense while packing a staggering offense, this vehicle is a perfect fit for its driver, Backstop, who tends to play hard and fight even harder! the Persuader comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Phantom Bullet: though jaded by the abject and brazen corruption befouling the system, wealthy reporter at large Allen Lewis was moved to take direct action against it when an amazing ice gun, which fired untraceable bullets, fell into his lap! Availability:
the Phantom Reporter: champion wrestler, fencer, boxer, and all-American fullback, Dick Jones is a highly motivated journalist who uses his mental and physical skills to bring villains to justice that the system seems unable... or unwilling... to touch! Availability:
the Phantom X-19: a revolutionary aircraft shrouded in secrecy, the Phantom X-19 is a stealth aircraft which can perform as either a fighter or reconnaissance jet. The subject of countless speculation even to this day, the Phantom X-19 is a Holy Grail to conspiracy theorists. The Phantom X-19 comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Pile Driver: a strange vehicle from the minds of the Ninja Force, the Pile Driver is naught but a mechanized, rotating hammer of immense size. Its operator (usually the dizzified T'Gin-Zu) spins with the hammer as it knocks anyone foolish enough to get too close into the next century! the Pile Driver comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Pinball Prophet: after he conned a wizard into taking him under his wing, Morris Niver forged something resembling his very own school of magic, one based on a pinball theme, and used his new found power to launch a high-stakes criminal career! Availability:
Pincer Penny: her modeling career ended by the emergence of freakish, mutant pincers, Marlene Nolan fled the world to became a bounty hunter based on Planet T. There, she founded the Triumvirate of Tribulation to fight against evil mutants! Availability:
Pinhead: a minor hood before the White Event, the man known only as Pinhead became a much greater menace once that astronomical phenomenon granted him a comically twisted appearance, and deadly physical weaponry atop his cone head. Availability:
the Piranha Attack Boat: usually helmed by Shipwreck, the Piranha is a fresh-water attack craft the Gi Joe team rolled out in response to new Cobra operatives with aquatic genetic sequences spliced into their bodies - the Piranha hits Venom troops fast and hard! Availability:
the Pit: regardless of its current location, the Gi Joe team's main headquarters, the Pit, invariably takes the form of an underground facility hardened against all threats, up to and incluing a nuclear explosion directly above! Availability:
Pixies (Typical): the diminutive pixies were once simple humans, but have drifted away from the mundane world and all its silly constraints. Living through the ages and blessed with minor magic skills, pixies like to amuse themselves at humanity's expense. Availability:
Polanski, Lisa: after being trained in the Art by the Zen Hell-Kites, this one woman army became a professional mercenary. When her Pastordyne employers betrayed her by implanting experimental cybernetics on her person, Lisa put them on her List...! Availability:
the Polar Battle Bear: snowmobiles with attitude, Polar Battle Bears are 1.4 ton, heavily armored, cold weather combat vehicles. Ideal for use near either pole, the Battle Bear is armed with 50mm cannons and heat seeking miniature missiles! Availability:
Anne Pollicino: aside from Jenny Swensen herself, Anne was Project: Spitfire's greatest techie. She not only helped Jenny build her Mark 3 MAX armor, but has assisted her both as mission support and in keeping the armor operational. Availability:
the Post-modern Girl: a computer programmer hired by Argyle's Wizardyne corporation, Harolene Zachs was experimented upon as a part of his byzantine schemes against his corporate superior - but has since joined Agency 13 as one of its investigators! Availability:
Potiphar: a mercenary, assassin, and fiercely patriotic Egyptian that's been active in Middle-Eastern affairs for over twenty years, this mass murderer has found himself in the Medusa Web's employ of late, and he gleefully does the Web's dirty work. Availability:
the Power Fighter (Gi Joe): an advancement of Robo-Joe's own space combat technology, the Gi Joe Power Fighter is a small mech - a miniaturized (and much cheaper) version of the Armor Bot that the Joes can use to dominate any battle in space with! The Gi Joe Power Fighter comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Roger Price: husband of Debbie Felix's friend Jane, Roger got involved with the Star Brand during the Star Child's birth. After being killed by the that entity, Roger was brought back to life better than before - wielding a portion of the Star Brand itself! Availability:
Priestess: a runaway saved from a life of debauchery by Mark Hazzard when she was fourteen, the girl that became the Priestess developed into first a martial artist, and later a martial arts instructor, that often helped her savior out. Availability:
Primus (Modron): the One and the Prime, Primus is a singular, unique modron entity. Having no peer, Primus alone possesses individuality within the confines of Mechanus' ultimate law, and consistently strives to share it with the multiverse. Availability:
Prince Omei: Omei's power was was that of mesmerism, with which he could readily bring to heel the will of other men! The origin of this dread power is unknown, but everyone knows that he used it in the forging of a vast and terrible criminal empire! Availability:
the PAC/RATs: Programmed Attack Computer Rapid All Terrain units, or PAC/RATs, are experimental Joe-botic assault systems that not only serve as heavy duty fire support, but can act as convenient 'cannon fodder' for GI Joe when necessary. Availability:
Emmett Proudhawk: a CIA operative investigating the paranormal, Emmett went rogue after his partner sold his list of psis to various foreign and corporate interests. Emmett did everything he could to protect his charges, which ultimately cost him his life. Availability:
Michael Proudhawk: Emmett Proudhawk's cousin, Michael followed him and Derek Shiningstar into government service. Like his kin, Michael has powerful telepathic abilities, as well as the power to summon forth an apparent Psi-Hawk, to do his bidding! Availability:
Prowl (G1): chief military strategist for the Autobots, Prowl is often kept close at hand by Optimus Prime, who values his insights about various tactics. The rest of the Autobots, however, tend to think of him as a stuffed shirt and fussbucket. Availability:
Prowl (RiD): having worked with police officials since arriving on earth, Prowl has developed a deep-seated respect for the law. He is quite an orderly, almost predictable robot - which often clashes with his brothers' independent natures. Availability:
Prowl 2 (RiD): dedicated to the memory of his hero, Prowl, Prowl 2 has strived to bring law and order to all of Cybertron, but has always felt inadequate to his idol's legacy. Of course, now that he has a serious personality disorder, one can see why...! Availability:
Psi-Fox: young Roy Shijitzu initially rejected his family's high tech business, instead walking the earth to master his natural psionics. With that done, he's decided to use the company in a bid to prove his inherent superiority to his fellow man! Availability:
Psi-Hawk: created by the concentration of at least one of the original psionic paranormals collected by the late Emmett Proudhawk, this spectral gestalt is the ultimate weapon in Psi-Force's arsenal - a combination of all their powers and psyches. Availability:
Psyche-Out: wielding a doctorate in psychology and an expertise in predictive behavioral analysis and paranoia-inducing ultra low frequency radio waves, Kenneth is the perfect psy-ops expert for the Gi Joe team. He brings his mastery of others' actions to bear in all kinds of covert operations! Psyche-Out comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Psychophant: a former bartender who taught himself telekinetic powers after a mid-life crisis, Harvey Smithsonian eventually became a psikinetic overmind, and uses his powers to not only fulfill Mindwatch's mission, but to help those in need! Availability:
the Pulverizer: the final equipment rolled out by the Battle Force 2000 before its untimely demise, the Pulverizer is a small, fast treaded vehicle that packs an astounding punch. Its sole armament is a massive laser cannon, which can stop enemy gear and fortifications dead - and how! the Pulverizer comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Python Conquest: originally a Gi Joe vehicle, the Python Conquest is a former Conquest X-30 that was stolen by Cobra and retrofitted with Doctor Mindbender's revolutionary Pythonization process, and put to use by the forces of evil in their bid for World Domination! The Python Conquest comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Quadrones (Modron): Mechanus' elite labor force and field officers, the clever quadrones can decide how to best accomplish the tasks assigned them by their pentadrone superiors, delegating smaller chunks of said tasks to tridrones as they see fit. Availability:
Quartons (Modron): the sixteen quartons oversee the octons, if indirectly, in the management of their domains. This ties up most of their time, though one will occasionally assist in the transfer of data up and down the modron hierarchy. Availability:
Quasar: appointed the Protector of the Universe by the mighty Eon, Wendell Elvis Vaughn uses the mighty Quantum bands to perform his duties. His time as the champion of our cosmos has seen Wendell suffer greatly, but ultimatly come out on top in the end. Availability:
Quasits (Tanar'ri): like manes, some argue that quasits aren't 'real' tanar'ri. They are formed from special larvae to aid in the temptation of mortals with deep, evil passions - and if they serve well, quasits can ascend into greater tanar'ri forms. Availability:
Queen Nara: when her spacefaring parents were slain by Dragon-men on the planet Ligra, young Nara Gale was raised on that world by its more benevolent Lion-people. As it turned out, they liked her so much that they decided to make her their queen! Availability:
Quentin's Quirky Quack: Quigley Quirtsquip is a quandary, a man with a genetic quirk that lets him reorder the physiology of others at a whim. Developing this skill as something of an experimental doctor, he's become known as Quentin's Quirky Quack! Availability:
the Quickstrike: Bazooka's sweet new ride is an armored 6WD vehicle that has, of course, a large missile launching platform mounted on the rear. He (or any other Joe) can use this and the built-in ring turret to decimate Cobra's forces, whether normal or enhanced! Availability:
Quick Kick: a former Hollywood stunt man before he was recruited by the Gi Joe team, MacArthur was raised by immigrant parents in Watts and grew up tough. A master of numerous martial arts styles, MacArthur has become a silent weapons specialist in the fight against Cobra! Quick Kick comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Quintons (Modron): as are the hextons before them, the twenty five quintons are constantly busy. There is always one in the towers of the quartons and the secundi, relaying data back and forth in the modron hierarchy, and five within Primus' tower. Availability:
Quintuple Bartender: after leaping through a rift in his basement, Morris Inglebert came back a changed man - five changed men, in fact. Seizing opportunity as it arose, he founded the Club Invertebrate to cash in on the troublemaking nexus downstairs! Availability:
REV: tactical officer for the Spychangers team, REV (Race Exertion Vehicle) is a powerful warrior in his own right. Armed with a laser shotgun and a powerful leaping ability, he does quite a lot of damage to the Predacon cause - and does it in style! Availability:
the Radar Rat: whenever the Joes need a quick, portable air defense station set up in a jiffy, they often rely upon the Radar Rat. This vehicle is essentially a powerful radar unit mounted on a 250 HP engine, and is armed with enough missiles to knock out whatever it sees! the Radar Rat comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Raging Typhoon: this marvel of modern engineering is a hovercraft which is armed to the teeth! Of course, when necessary the Joes can rebuild it as not one, not two, but four separate vehicles, allowing them to battle Cobra anywhere on earth! Availability:
the Raider: designed as a quick yet heavy combat vehicle, the Raider has several surprises installed within. It has an elevating missile bay, as well as the ability to split into two separate components when necessary: a high speed scout mini-tank, and a heavily armed battle station! the Raider comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Rail Racer: a merger of the three Team Bullet Train members (Midnight Express, Railspike and Rapid Run), Rail Racer combines their power and best personality traits into a singular whole, one which Megatron and company have a hard time dealing with! Availability:
Railspike: the leader of Team Bullet Train, Railspike is also its oldest member. His wisdom rivals that of Optimus Prime himself, though Railspike's age is telling in his demeanor, for he can occasionally come across as... cantakerous in certain situations. Availability:
the Rainbow Cube: this item consists of seven Rainbow Gems of an identical cut, each of which is in one color of the rainbow. They offer their wielder great power individually, but when combined together, they can literally change the universe! Availability:
Rampage: Walter A. McDaniel was a close friend of Beach-Head's in both Basic training and in his Ranger detachment. He is also a veritable demon behind the wheel, which is why Beach-Head recommended him as an operator of the Gi Joe Split Fire! Availability:
Rampart: born with exceptional reflexes, Dwayne spent his youth in video game arcades. Games don't pay the bills though, so after college he joined the Navy, and put his considerable talents to use as an Air Defense Artillery missile specialist! Availability:
the Rapid Fire Motorcycle (RAM): the RAM is a high speed ground attack vehicle. This bike and its deadly gun car can reach speeds in excess of 100 MPH, allowing Joes using it to quickly race into - and out of - combat situations in the blink of an eye! Availability:
the R.H.I.N.O.: another in a long line of two-in-one Gi Joe devices, the R.H.I.N.O. (or Rapid Heli-Integrated Neutralizing Offensive Vehicle) is a tough ground transport with a small helicopter built in, allowing it to provide its own air support or reconnaissance when necessary! The R.H.I.N.O. comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Rapid Run: the middle ground between Midnight Express and Railspike, Rapid Run is a mature Autobot warrior; he's grown up, but not aged. On the other hand, he's absorbed a lot of human culture and slang, making him glib and overconfident, oddly enough. Availability:
the Rapid Runner: unique amongst the Gi Joe B.T.R. vehicles, the Rapid Runner doesn't actually have two different configurations. Instead, it has two distinct operating modes, depending on whether one is using it to fly or to 'just' hover! Availability:
Rapid-Fire: highly motivated and bubbling over with capability, Robbie mastered everything the Army threw at him, from West Point to his graduation of the first fast attack maneuvers class. There's no stopping him from Being All He Can Be! Availability:
Ratchet: though he'd rather waste all his time having fun and partying hard, Ratchet knows he has a very important job to do. After all, he's been patching his fellow Autobots back together over the course of their war with the Decepticons. Availability:
the Rattler: Cobra's single most infamous fighter, the Rattler itself is based loosely upon the designs of the A-10 Thunderbolt. Of course, Destro put in a few gotchas when he made the Rattler, such as VTOL capability, to make it even more interesting! Availability:
Ravage: virtually undetectable when he wishes to be, Ravage is an excellent stalker of the night. Constantly dreaming up new schemes to defeat the Autobots, Ravage is well respected by his peers - even if they usually don't even know where he is! Availability:
the Razor-blade: a smaller helicopter, the Gi Joe team's Razor-blade is just a little bit larger than its Locust, and about the same size as a Sky Hawk. However, its man purpose is not assault but rescue, for it's equipped to save folks in remote locations should they need it! The Razor-blade comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Razorvine: insidious weeds with a fiendish origin, razorvine spread far from the Abyss via foolish travelers and explorers. Now it grows to threaten many planes and Sigil itself, its horrific bladed edges being used for many sinister purposes. Availability:
Reaper: adopted by paranormal-obsessed eccentrics, Jaycen Nguyen grew up lonely. When he suddenly developed the powers of his birthright one fateful day, Jaycen (with the help of an enigmatic tutor) began to defend the innocent as Reaper! Availability:
Rebound: after being exposed to anomalous chemicals on the job, this gifted NSA operative found his features, his very body, twisted beyond recognition. Leaving his old life behind, he now uses his special abilities to fight evil as Rebound! Availability:
Recoil: a former marathon runner and professional body builder, Joseph Felton was a shoe-in to be a L.R.R.P. upon enlisting, as the man was strong and had incredible endurance. Of course, he has to keep his skills honed by practicing on his fellow Joes, which drives them crazy! Recoil comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Recondo: growing up to hate Wisconsin's cold winters, young Daniel wanted to explore the deepest African jungles as a child - and grew up to do just that. Both on and off the Joe team, Daniel has become an expert in jungle combat - and many other disciplines! Availability:
Red Dog: a former pro football player, David Taputapu got sacked for unnecessary roughness. After a stint as a Hollywood stunt man, this rather angry Samoan was recruited onto the Gi Joe team, as the powers that be thought he'd be an excellent addition to Sgt. Slaughter's Renegades team! Red Dog comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Red Raven: lone survivor of a plane crash on the mysterious, floating Sky Island, he who would become the Red Raven was raised by the locals. Cherishing freedom and justice, he eventually left the Island to share these ideals with the world! Availability:
Red Raven 2: when the original Red Raven wished to join his Sky Island brethren in cryogenic slumber, he didn't want to leave his adopted home defenseless. As such, he simply built an android double to guard it in his stead! Availability:
Red Raven 3: sole child of the original Red Raven, Dania grew up in seclusion. Though she never knew the residents of Sky Island, she felt the need to protect their legacy - even after the floating city was raised from the sea floor! Availability:
Red Spot: fascinated with lasers ever since he was nine years old, Michael P. Ritchie left Cincinnati to join the military, and turn his love of directed energy devices into a marketable skill. He has since done so, and was recruited onto the Gi Joe team as one of its laser troopers! Red Spot comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Red Star: after the death of Colonel Brekhov, Captain Anatoly Fyodorovich Krimov (who has an eerie similarity to the late Colonel) was tapped to replace the man as leader of the Oktober Guard. And he's gung-ho enough to live up to his predecessor! Availability:
Red Zone: ultimately booted out of the F.B.I. because he was too rough on criminals and their precious property, Luke was recruited onto the Gi Joe team who saw that 'liability' as an asset. He now helps them out as a member of their reserve unit, the legendary Steel Brigade! Red Zone comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Reflector: consummate voyeurs, the trio of Decepticons that comprise Reflector enjoy watching everything in their environment. If they happen to spy some particularly valuable information in the process, they're happy to exploit it to the fullest. Availability:
the Reincarnator: the Reincarnator is a sort of immortal being, in that every time his material form dies, his life force carries him on to a freshly conceived human. Nine months later, the Reincarnator is reborn, ready to renew the fight against evil! Availability:
Evan Reinger: pilot, mercenary, and all around bad guy, Evan Reinger would gleefully kill a busload of kids if the money was right. Lacking morals of any stripe, he'll do whatever is asked of him as long as there's enough green in it for him. Availability:
Relampago: after the White Event granted her super speed, this young woman became something of a Chilean folk hero. Recruited into the Medusa Web, she began to use her considerable abilities to further Thame's goals to the best of her ability. Availability:
the Remote Piloted Vehicle: giving the Gi Joe team a powerful edge over the enemy, the Remote Piloted Vehicle allows them to surveil an area aerially without actually putting any operatives at risk. Though unarmed, the R.P.V. can 'spot' for the Joes from a remote command and control station! The R.P.V. comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Theodore 'Teddy' Remsen: paralyzed from the waist down after a cowardly bomb attack, Teddy Remsen nonetheless developed dream powers like her brother's - if to a lesser extent - which she uses to help his work at the Ballad clinic. Availability:
Repeater: a long-serving Army Ranger, Jeffrey Therien enjoyed being a soldier, and was very good at it, but couldn't really hack the whole 'Army politics' thing. As such, he was directed to the Gi Joe team, where he can fight to defend freedom without ruffling oversensitive feathers. Repeater comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Retaliator: a highly advanced and somewhat customized vehicle, the Retaliator is a helicopter primarily designed with the flying style of Gi Joe pilot Updraft in mind. Of course, since he was doing a lot of said design work, this is to be expected - though any Joe pilot can make good use of it. the Retaliator comes in Classic and Saga styles!
General Rey: a reprogrammed clone of Serpentor himself, General Phillip A. Rey was given to the Jugglers as a secret weapon - to be used in a double cross against them at a later date. Rey decided to be his own man however, and has defeated his mental programming! Availability:
Rip Cord: initially enlisting in order to be paid to jump out of airplanes, Wallace ultimately found that he loved the military lifestyle. An expert HALO jumper, Rip Cord was a perfect addition to GI Joe, who always has need of soldiers with his skill! Availability:
Rip It: a surly, destructive gear-head, Fredd would almost be more at home in the Dreadnoks than in the Cobra H.I.S.S. Driver corps. A one-man engine of destrction, he likes nothing more than tearing apart the things that others have created, such as cars, homes, or even national identity! Rip It comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Ripper: after being expelled from nursery school for shaking his fellow children down for candy, Harry grew up into a life of crime. This culminated with his joining the Dreadnoks, since nobody else would have him, and since they were about as dim as he is...! Ripper comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Rising Tide: this smaller vehicle is a perfect fit for Barrel Roll. It can function either as an attack boat or an incredibly small jet glider, depending on its current configuration - and where Barrel Roll needs to be fighting his Cobra foes! Availability:
Ritter: his time in the Air Force having left him well-versed in aerial combat, Ritter decided to use that experience for personal gain after leaving the service. A highly paid mercenary pilot, Ritter could readily pick and choose his clients. Availability:
Ro-Tor: heavily armed in both melee and ranged combat, Ro-Tor serves as the Combatron's aerial surveillance expert. While he doesn't have the visual range Movor does, he's much more sneaky, and can soundlessly approach any foe - much to their chagrin. Availability:
the Road Rebel: a small device, the Road Rebel is a tracked, all-terrain ride which is basically a vehicle with which to carry an oversized missile launcher into whatever position is required. It's also armed with a flamethrower, for anti-personnel action! Availability:
the Road Toad: like the coastal defender, the road toad is towed into battle by another vehicle. The road toad is intended to help the Joes recover other disabled vehicles however, only being armed because Cobra likes nothing more than to gun down support personnel...! the Road Toad comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Roadbuster: though he's not inherently violent, Roadbuster only feels alive when he's fighting. Sullen while doing anything else, Roadbuster becomes a charismatic leader as soon as he finds himself in conflict, and readily inspires others to fight! Availability:
Roadblock: aspiring to be one of the world's greatest chefs since he was a child, Marvin put himself through the Escoffier School in France. Subsequently enlisting in the Army to learn from their chefs as well, Marvin became quite the machine gunner, too! Availability:
Teresa 'Terry' Roberts: the Troubleshooters' computer hardware expert, Terry built a truly revolutionary computer interface with Dr. Swensen's technology. This partial exo-skeleton, the 'Think-Tank', is her world's very first cyber-deck. Availability:
Robo-Joe: genius inventor Greg Scott was working on advanced, space-worth combat armor suits when his laboratory was raided by Destro. Left for dead by that villain, Greg was plugged into one of his prototype armors and cybernetically altered by the Gi Joe team... and Robo-Joe was born! Robo-Joe comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Robothorrior: sole survivor of an attack by a Frankologist cyborg, Wallace Abbot was left crippled and broken. Luckily he had money to spare however, and could afford to have his body rebuilt by unhinged Electronicists into... the Robothorrior! Availability:
Rock 'n Roll: the Joes' original heavy machine gunner, Craig is from beautiful Malibu, California. He eventually grew up and joined the Army, hoping to make the world a better place, and found that membership in the GI Joe team lets him do just that. Availability:
the Rock Crusher: this diminutive B.T.R. vehicle can be configured to resemble two other Joe vehicles currently in operation. It can be assembled in either an assault quad or land luge mode, and may readily be switched between the two fast due to its size! Availability:
Rodstvow (Kinship): when the first manifestation of his powers killed his family, he who would become Rodstvow went insane. As his powers grew in scope, he became convinced only he was worthy of life, and intended to kill everything on earth. Availability:
Rogues (Modron): a nigh-perfect example of law, Mechanus is still subject to chaos. Usually introduced from without, this often results in a modron who manifests individual will, and eventually feels compelled to express it - at all costs! Availability:
Rollbar (Gi Joe): an unrepentant gear head and street 'tuner', Robert enlisted in order to play with the truly heavy gear the Army's got on hand... not to mention because he wanted to do something more important with his life. Thanks to his obsessive level of skill, Robert's managed both! Rollbar comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Rollbar (RiD): the Combatron ground staff officer, Rollbar is also a martial arts expert. He gets his kicks by ambushing Autobots in extreme environments, and prefers to keep his melee skills up with direct field experience rather than personal drills. Availability:
the R.O.C.C.: a heavily fortified tractor trailer, the R.O.C.C. (or Rolling Operations Command Center) is the latest in a long line of Gi Joe field bases. The difference between the R.O.C.C. and the others is of course the simple fact that the R.O.C.C. is inherently mobile! The R.O.C.C. comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Rolling Thunder: a simply massive ground vehicle, the Rolling Thunder is the king of armored combat. Built with a staggering array of cannons, lasers and even cluster bombs (!), the Rolling Thunder is the perfect ride for intransigent Gi Joe driver Armadillo! The Rolling Thunder comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Ronin: abducted as a youth by his obsessive grandfather, Mora Kenji spent his youth with a bizarre luddite cult. Having been recently thrust into the modern world, Mora Kenji is completely clueless about the new reality he has found himself in. Availability:
Rook: an expert behavioral analyst and master of no less than fourteen distinct languages, Andy was inducted into the Gi Joe team since those guys are always fighting the world's worst terrorists. His skills unfailingly help them to dig up dirt on upcoming terrorist activity before it's too late! Rook comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Rossi, Mal: one of Mark Hazzard's oldest and bestest pals, Mal is a New Zealander who, after leaving his nation's army, couldn't deal with 'regular' life. He descended into alcoholism and lecherism, but was saved by Mark - who gave him direction! Availability:
Edmund Roth: the founder and leader of the CIA's Project: Spitfire, Edmund Roth is a questionable individual indeed. His goal is to keep Doctor Swensen's MAX technology out of the hands of every other government, no matter the cost. Availability:
the Rough Terrain Vehicle (RTV): the RTV is an experimental, off-road freight hauler. This six-wheeled conveyance is a prefabricated vehicle constructed from lightweight materials, which can be assembled in the field quickly by a small, motivated team. Availability:
Ruination: the result of a blending of the minds and bodies of the five Combatrons, Ruination is a true terror to behold. Cruel and capricious, Ruination's mind is primarily driven by Mega-Octane's personality - and nigh-unlimited destructive potential! Availability:
Rumble: an unrepentant thug, Rumble likes to mix it up and wreck stuff. He isn't all that powerful, physically speaking, which is why he tends to rely on trash talk, along with his earthquake-inducing pile drivers, to ward off those who would trounce him. Availability:
Rumbler: a former I.R.S. revenue agent, Earl-Bob was 'encouraged' to enlist in the Army instead - this after he'd demolished seven government vehicles and incurred several lawsuits in the course of his 'aggressive' work to apprehend tax evaders, stamp dodgers and moonshiners! Rumbler comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Ruslan: little is known about the newest recruit into the technically defunct Oktober Guard. Of course, since the Gi Joe team has been 'inactive' for some time, its quite possible that Russia assigned Ruslan to the group in an official capacity... Availability:
Rutterkin (Tanar'ri): while rutterkin are stronger and smarter than the teeming hordes of dretches and manes, they are not used in Blood War efforts. No, for reasons unknown, the rutterkin are generally shunned by their demonic fellows instead. Availability:
Salvo (Gi Joe): David is quite like to Rampart, having joined the military to indulge in his favorite hobby. The difference is that while Rampart blows things up as a part of his love for computerized gaming action, David prefers a more 'low tech' approach! Availability:
Salvo (New U): Michael Crawley is a stereotypical nerd, more interested in science than in people. When the White Event 'blessed' him with the ability to blow things up with his mind, his lack of social skills hindered his ability to mesh with fellow paranormals. Availability:
Saxon St. John: an insane genius in the employ of the Club, Saxon had developed advanced, cybernetic armor paradigm. Of course, since he could find no volunteers to undergo the surgery to tie them to the armor, Saxon had to improvise... Availability:
Satan's Little Elf: an ill-tempered lout, the pixie known only as Satan's Little Elf has learned how to grow himself to about half a normal human's size, a trick he uses to engage in a petty and relentless crime spree posing as one of Santa's little helpers. Availability:
Scar-face: one of Cobra's elite officers, Scar-face has extensive espionage experience, which helped himo get far in Cobra's hierarchy. Through no fault of his own, however, he wound up getting on Cobra's bad side, and paid the price for his allegiance! Availability:
Scarlett: having trained as a martial artist since she was nine years old, and then being put through more 'dirty tricks' training in the Army, Shana's combat prowess and ability to gain intelligence on various Cobra operations is second to none! Availability:
Scavenger (RiD): once one of countless Vehicon drones built by Megatron, this mechanoid was brought back in time by Optimus Primal, and given an all new Spark by the Matrix. He now has free will, but Scavenger is still driven by his primary, destructive purpose. Availability:
Sci-Fi: Seymour excels as a laser operator in that he does everything slow; no matter how hard you try, you simply can't get the man to hurry anything along. Of course that's what you want in someone who has to focus a beam of light onto a target miles away... Sci-Fi comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Scoop: with his degrees in electrical engineering and journalism, Leonard Michaels could've easily become a member of any network news team he wished to. However, he enlisted in the Army to use his skills to get at the 'real' stories out there, and documents them alongside the Gi Joe team! Scoop comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Scourge (RiD): most powerful of the Decepticons save for Galvatron himself, Scourge was originally an Autobot who was turned to evil, thanks to the power of Megatron's diabolical Spark. Of course, he gained ambition along with Megatron's evil, so watch out! Availability:
Scrap-Iron: originally just an employee of Destro's MARS corporation, Scrap-Iron joined Cobra in an effort to field test his latest armament designs. The never-ending opportunities to destroy the imperfect are simply a fringe benefit of the job! Availability:
Scrunch: after encountering two insane paranormals, Mr. Lovejoy was himself swept up in their mania. Of course the fact that his own powers made him incredibly dangerous when subject to his new friends' emotion-controlling abilities was exploited by them at times... Availability:
Scuzz: abused child and general hooligan Dennis Cuzinski was on the fast track to a life of crime when the White Event cursed him by making all of his bodily fluids acidic. Naturally, this didn't help the disposition of 'Scuzz' a bit! Availability:
Seamus Shish Kebab: after a chance encounter with a particularly tough and inquisitive human, Seamus Shish Kebab decided to learn more about them, and now wanders the highways and byways of the world while meeting (and occasionally pranking) them! Availability:
Secundus (Modron): the very existence of the four secundus is something few are aware of, as they only associate with the nine tertians below them - and Primus itself. Each secundus oversees four quartons (and thus, sixteen of Regulus' cogs). Availability:
Sedara: a young Mujahedin warrior with the parability of teleportation, Sedara Bakut used it to devastating effect against the Soviets. After her own father betrayed her to the enemy, she decided she was done with that war, joining Psi-force instead. Availability:
Señor Surly: after a life of abandonment and betrayal, lesser men would've descended into abject self-pity and despair. Enrique Gutierrez did no such thing however, instead becoming a college student and vigilante, and later a member of the Crazy Hate! Availability:
Septons (Modron): the forty nine septons primarily serve as messengers, relaying commands between hextons and octons. However, several septons also toil within the tower of Primus, where they perform special duties as assigned by the hextons. Availability:
Sgt. Misha: drawn from the ranks of the Soviet Union's elite Spetsnaz units, Sgt. Misha was recruited onto the Oktober Guard after most of the original team met its demise. Misha is very well-read, and often waxes philosophical on the battle field. Availability:
Sgt. Slaughter: a veritable force of nature, the Sarge was born on Parris Island, and raised to become about as tough and as mean as is humanly possibly - a perfect Marine! The ultimate drill instructor, the Sarge is who the Joes rely upon to keep themselves on their toes! Sgt. Slaughter comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Serpentor: built from the genetic remnants of earth's greatest military geniuses long past (and a few more, recent ingredients), the being known only as Serpentor was naturally inclined to take command of Cobra for himself, and in time, that's just what this charismatic conqueror did! Serpentor comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Seven Dimensional Man: Horace Bison was one of Mindwatch's most arrogant - yet most effective - field operatives. His hubris ultimately got him booted from the group when he used his powers on a fellow Mindwatcher for personal gain. Availability:
Shamash: the god of the sun, Shamash illuminates the earth on his daily journey across the sky. From his vantage point over all, Shamash can see the wrongs committed by man, which helps him to judge both truth and justice when necessary. Availability:
the Shark: instead of using his revolutionary submersible technology to aid humanity, Stephen Morgan wielded it as the Shark, a dread undersea pirate, one whose crimes against the seven seas were only halted by Electro: Marvel of the Age! Availability:
the Shark 9000: Cutter's latest ride is smaller than his original, but has similar capabilities. The Shark 9000 is a heavy duty patrol boat armed with a water cannon and a dual torpedo launcher, which can pursue an opponent on the water or - if necessary - on land for short periods! The Shark 9000 comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Derek Shiningstar: a close friend of Emmett Proudhawk's, Derek entered government service with him. Derek subsequently sold Emmett and his work out to the highest bidder to secure a piece of the psi pie for himself, which would ultiamtely prove his undoing. Availability:
Shivowtnoeh (Animal): formerly a Russian high school student, the White Event was not kind to Irina Mityushova. Transformed into a slavering, bestial terror, Irina has slowly, but increasingly lost her tenuous grip on her remaining humanity. Availability:
Shockwave (Gi Joe): showing true bravery as a member of the Detroit S.W.A.T. team, Jason Faria wanted to use his skills for even more good, and applied for a position on the Gi Joe team as a result. Being accepted, he was trained up in the S.O.P. and made one of the Gi Joe team's experts in urban combat! Shockwave comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Shockwave (New U): Kathy Ling was a spoiled rich girl who felt like a freak after developing her parability. Hating it at first, Kathy eventually grew to revel in her telekinetic might when she'd had enough of being hounded by various interests intent on using her. Availability:
Shooter: leading a spiritual and charitable life outside of the military, few would guess at SFC Jodie Craig's actual Army job. A highly decorated sniper, she was one of the original members of the GI Joe team - even if they didn't even know it! Availability:
Short-Fuze: coming from two previous generations of Army guys, it was only natural that Eric would himself enlist. His natural mathematical capabilities made him a demon with a mortar, a skill which made him a candidate for the new GI Joe team! Availability:
Shrage: a former East German infantryman, Shrage was drawn into the Oktober Guard thanks to his spotless record and unique personality profile. While not big on things like 'words' or 'talking', Shrage definitely says what he means as a man of action! Availability:
Side Burn: youngest of the Autobot Brothers, Side Burn is rambunctious, enthusiastic, and powerful. He's also impulsive, not to mention recklessly obsessive about red sports cars, a bizarre fetish that has gotten him into trouble on many occasions. Availability:
Side Swipe (RiD): crude and blunt, Side Swipe is a curious member of the Autobot team; while he has a good heart, he's more aggressive than most of his opponents. When not fighting, he relieves his combative urges by competing in demolition derbies...! Availability:
Sideswipe (G1): about as competent in a scrap as is his fraternal twin brother, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe is a lot more likable. Having a tendency to bend the rules far beyond their stated intention, Sideswipe is known for getting results unconventionally. Availability:
Sideswipe (Gi Joe): Andrew always wanted to help others, ever since he was a child, and wound up becoming a doctor in time. He joined the Army to become a field medic after he'd graduated from medical school, and quickly became one of the Army's most respected medical personnel! Sideswipe comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Sidetrack: after a particularly adventurous uncle took him on safari as a wee youth, Sean found he could no longer enjoy urban environs. He began camping and hiking shortly thereafter, eventually joining the Army (and later, the Gi Joe team) as an all-terrain survival specialist! Sidetrack comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Sidetrack 2: loud and belligerent, John started out as a pro wrestler, but felt something was missing. Leaving his job to enlist in the Army, he found what he was looking for: armed conflict! His enthusiasm for mayhem naturally led this Ranger to an eventual Gi Joe assignment... Sidetrack 2 comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Sideways: an ultra-efficient Autobot scout, Sideways was summoned to earth to help the Autobots there locate the mighty Fortress Maximus, who (though immensely large) was continually eluding the Autobots and the Decepticons who wished to control him! Availability:
Silhouette: an extraplanar expatriate, the enigmatic Silhouette has written several works of 'fiction' based on her real life adventures. The fans of her work have made her plenty of money, and quite famous, which only helps her to adventure more! Availability:
Sillatochca (Force Point): though he abhors violence, Leonid Vishnevesky was forced by the KGB into joining the Red Sun combat team after his parability became known to them - though his peaceful ways were a constant thorn in their side. Availability:
the Silver Mirage: this small, fast vehicle is a replacement for the venerable yet still effective R.A.M. The hue of its namesake, the Silver Mirage is a lightweight motorcycle with a heavily armed side car, and is equipped with four tiny missiles it can use to total small vehicles. The Silver Mirage comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Silver Scorpion: secretary Betty Barlow made a heroic costume for a ball one night, and wound up using it as an real crime fighter: the Silver Scorpion. While a competent martial artist, she eventually added a silvery exoskeleton to her arsenal! Availability:
Sir Tophat: after disappearing in order to seek his Purpose in life, Barnaby Clay was lost to human memory. He resurfaced years later as the one and only Sir Tophat, Voodoo Houngan extraordinare, a powerful mage determined to protect America from harm! Availability:
Six-fingered Tommy: an apparent mutant since birth, Tommy had been treated badly by his peers in school. Later, Tommy's peers became his fellow D.A.A. vigilantes, who not only don't beat him up for being different, but appreciate his uniqueness! Availability:
Skid-Z: like Side Burn, Skid-Z is built for speed. Furthermore, he possesses incredibly accurate reflexes that allow him to handle better than any other Autobot out there, making him a great scout - when he's not obsessively participating in races... Availability:
Skidmark: Cyril seems a perfectly tempered young man with an uncanny attention for detail and propriety - at least, until you put him behind the wheel of a vehicle - any vehicle. That's when you meat the real Cyril, and learn just why he received his curious code name! Skidmark comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Skids: though something of a scatterbrain and definitely slower than his fellows, Skids is definitely a valued member of the Autobot team. This because, in his role as their theoretician, he's always got some data useful against the Decepticons! Availability:
the Skipper: a friend of Emmett Proudhawk and ex-wife of Colby Shaw, it was inevitable that the Skipper became involved in the lives of Proudhawk's psionic charges. Though friendly to them at first, his attitude changed after they got Colby killed. Availability:
the Sky Hawk: handy when standard air support and cover simply isn't practical and/or possible, the Sky Hawk is a small, lightweight vertical take-off and landing (VTOL) aircraft that can easily help the Joes attain air superiority! Availability:
the Sky Raven: a super sonic aircraft built by Cobra but captured by the Gi Joe team, the Sky Raven has been retrofitted with the Sky Patrol's new radar invisibility tech, and made even harder to detect than before! The star of their equipment roster, it can spy with ease - and fight like a fiend! The Sky Raven comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Sky Sweeper: Knockdown's ride is an advanced anti-aircraft vehicle, with an optional stand-alone sentry post that can be installed either by itself or as a part of the Battle Force 2000's Future Fortress. It also lets Knockdown deal with his phobic aversion to aircraft of all kinds... Knockdown's Sky Sweeper comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Sky Sweeper Jet: something of a miniature stealth bomber, the Sky Sweeper Jet is a small, flying-wing style aircraft built for stealth. Instead of dropping bombs however, it can deploy a micro-jet with Cobra markings in order to infiltrate its air force! Availability:
Sky-Byte: Sky-Byte is both incredibly intelligent and incompetent at the same time, being simultaneously a first-rate sycophant and a neurotic wreck. One should never underestimate him though, for Sky-Byte's not Megatron's right hand 'bot for nothing! Availability:
Skybreaker: an arms smuggler before the White Event, James acquired the ability to fly shortly thereafter, and that - combined with his underworld skills - made him an excellent choice to assist the Medusa Web in its clandestine operations. Availability:
Skydive: leader of the Sky Patrol, Lynton goes out of his way to push them to be 'all they can be', wanting to prepare his men for the worst they may encounter in the field, far away from support. This is, of course, when he's not being dropped off in the wilds with only a knife in hand... Skydive comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Skyfire: one of two fighter jets in Megatron's employ, Skyfire finds that he generally has Autobots at a disadvantage in combat, since most of them couldn't fly at first. Efficient and deadly, Skyfire doesn't waste time with witty banter. Availability:
Skymate: though he isn't the glider fan that Cloudburst is, Daniel T. Toner makes use of the man's works as a high flying, silent weapons combatant. He hails from the Australian S.A.S., and lends his skills to the Gi Joe team in their fight against Cobra's thuggery! Skymate comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Skystorm X-wing Chopper: a revolutionary prototype, the Skystorm is a stopped-rotor aircraft, meaning it can take off and land like a helicopter, but its rotor can stop in mid-flight to let its jet turbines take over - which means it's a helicopter and a fighter jet at the same time! The Skystorm comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Skystriker: Alexander Russo, the Gi Joe pilot known as Skystriker, was born to fly. His father ran a Maryland Air Force base, and he became a fighter pilot himself after watching them flying over head for so long. He's so good the Joes snatched him up for their elite Tiger Force unit! Skystriker comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Skystriker: GI Joe's first high-speed combat aircraft is a modified Grumman F-14 Tomcat. This swing-wing, super-sonic fighter jet was adopted by the Joe team after Cobra upped the ante, so to speak, when using their own high speed craft in terrorist operations. Availability:
Skywarp: Skywarp excels in the Decepticon ranks thanks to his unique ability to teleport short distances. Of course, being that he's not too creative, he often resorts to performing violent, yet juvenile pranks on others with this power. Availability:
the Slaggregator: an unrepentant burglar, the earth-native dwarf known to the authorities as the Slaggregator is their worst headache ever. There seems almost no treasure safe from his depredations, and the man scoffs at the very idea of jails! Availability:
Slapper: a Predacon who can transform into an oversized horny toad, Slapper is rather well-equipped for amphibious operations. Slapper enjoys scrapping with the Autobots, at least when he's not sampling all of our planet's beers...! Availability:
the Sledgehammer: most often operated by Heavy Duty, the Sledgehammer is basically a delivery system for a dual missile launcher. It can be configured in a treaded, off-road mode or a wheeled configuration for use on more level terrain. Availability:
Slipstream: computer hacker and video game addict extraordinare, Gregory also developed a love of flying as a youth. As airplanes became more computerized, this only helped Gregory, as all of his loves converged into a single whole, and he proved more than adept with most futuristic aircraft. Slipstream comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Slow Jim: an Atlantean altered by toxic goo at birth, Slow Jim was found and ultimately sold to a circus to serve as its greatest freak. Eventually breaking free, he worked as a mercenary before finally joining the mysterious Variety Show! Availability:
the Slugger: the Slugger is an exceptionally large (175 mm) cannon mounted on top of a big ol'diesel engine. Weighing in at around 29 tons, this massive hunk of metal is one of the most powerful artillery pieces in the Joe arsenal! Availability:
Slythor: the bizarre alien creature known only as Slythor is one of the Manimals, expatriates of the Lunartix Empire that have found themselves in our own Milky Way galaxy. This, of course, means that Slythor drops by earth to cause mayhem every once in a while... Slythor comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Smokejumper: an amazing tactician, the high-flying Smokejumper is also rather light on armament. Since he's so focused on doing his job, the high-ups thought it a good idea to team him with the heavily armed, if not too bright Dreadwind. Oddly, this worked. Availability:
the Smoke Screen Transport: the aptly named Smoke Screen Transport looks like a combat truck, but is in fact a delivery mechanism for a small, vectored thrust spy craft that it houses. When in position, its drivers can launch the craft to spy on Cobra! Availability:
Snake-Eyes: a singularly mysterious man, the commando known only as Snake-Eyes has experienced nothing but tragedy in his life. However, he's persevered through the years, and become a true force to be reckoned with - as would any other ninja master! Availability:
Sneak Peek: growing up with a love of nature in eerie Bangor, Maine, Owen King joined the Army as soon as he could. Using his wilderness skills to become a fully qualified Army Ranger, Owen has since gone on to become one of the Gi Joe team's greatest reconnaissance operatives! Sneak Peek comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Snow Cat: the Snow Cat can traverse the nastiest of icy terrain thanks to its half track design, in even the coldest of Katabatic winds. Armed with surface to surface / air missiles and ground based 'ski torpedoes', the Snow Cat commands winter battles. Availability:
Snow Job: an olympic contender, Harlan decided best training that he could get, for cheap, could only come from of the Army. Expecting him to compete, you can imagine how unhappy the military was when he instead accepted a job with GI Joe! Availability:
Snow Storm: originally a Cuban native, Guillermo works in about the last place you'd expect him to - the polar ice caps! He hates the cold, but he wound up being so darn good at hunting Vipers in the snow and ice that the Joes talked him into keeping at it! Snow Storm comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Solder Monkey: though he looks like a primitive brute, the degenerate known as Bolivar Tweed is cursed with a super human intellect. Pushed to the edge by humanity's rejection of his simian aspect, Tweed intends to destroy them all - as the Solder Monkey! Availability:
Soundwave: the sadistic Soundwave seemingly hears all. Cementing his place as Megatron's right-hand 'bot thanks to habitually blackmailing his fellow Decepticons, Soundwave is despised by just about all of them, save for his many cassette minions. Availability:
the Space Boy: built by Wendell Wherever and Little-Spore-Resting-On-The-Squishy-Lakefront, the Space Boy is a quirky vehicle that can traverse space and time. They built several copies of the thing, since the duo leaves them all over the place. Availability:
Space Shot: an inexplicable interstellar freighter pilot with a stubborn streak a mile wide, George A. Roberts was recruited onto the Gi Joe team despite the activities of his mysterious benefactors. He's been put to good use since the day he survived the Gi Joe entrance exam! Space Shot comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Sparks: Alex Verdi was General Flagg's assistant and a liaison between GI Joe and the rest of the military - at least until the General's death. He retired for a time, but came back when General Colton personally requested his return! Availability:
Spasma: Spasma is one of the single most volatile Manimals of them all, particularly where humans are concerned. He just doesn't like the hairless apes one bit - and it's all Duke's fault! Whenever he makes his way to earth, watch out - he might have you for lunch! Spasma comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Spearhead & Max: an incredibly likable and persuasive insurance salesman, Peter Millman gave all that up to join the Army, possibly because he felt guilty about fleecing so many people of their hard-earned money. He proved just as charismatic in the military, and makes a great leader! Spearhead & Max come in Classic and Saga styles!
Spider Queen: wanting vengeance for her husband's murder so badly that she hooked up with several traitors to get it, Sharon Kane's life has taken several turns for the worse. This is why she's descended into a life of crime upon getting out of prison. Availability:
Spirit: a psychologist and Vietnam veteran, Charlie is an expert woodsman that brings considerable talent to GI Joe. His fellows fail to understand him now and then, but they respect his skill and his ability to keep them alive! Availability:
The Spirit of '76 / Captain America 3: the patriotic William Naslund became a costumed vigilante known as the Spirit of '76. After his hero's untimely demise, William was chosen by the United States government to fill Captain America's shoes! Availability:
Spitfire: given an emergency transfusion by the Human Torch after she was bitten by the vampiric Baron Blood, Lady Jacqueline Falsworth was forever changed, the two artificial influences within transforming her into the startling Spitfire! Availability:
the Split Fire: essentially a weaponized pickup truck, the Split Fire is a sight to behold. It's as if someone crammed as much armament into one as is physically possible, while still retaining the available cargo space and mobility they're so famous for! Availability:
Spotty: a would-be villain, the thug known as Spotty was a two bit hood before the White Event, and got even worse once he gained a horrific appearance and subtle illusion generating powers. He tends to perpetrate various crimes with his pal, Pinhead. Availability:
Stalker: though he started out as an urban warlord in Detroit, Lonzo cleaned up his act and joined the Army, quickly becoming one of its very best operatives. A qualified Ranger, helicopter pilot, and field medic, Stalker is an invaluable GI Joe operative! Availability:
the Star Brand: the Star Brand is an artifact of infinite power, one which requires a sentient being to contain and command its energies. Taking the form of a star-shaped tattoo, the Star Brand can be moved about one's body, or transferred to another, at will. Availability:
the Star Brigade Armor: as they began their ascent into space in pursuit of Cobra terrorists, the Gi Joe team developed basic space combat armor for use by its nascent Star Brigade team. These suits are powerful, versatile, and proof against the extremes of vacuum! The Star Brigade Armor comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Starduster: originally a circus acrobat, Edward was recruited onto the Gi Joe team when Duke saw his act and thought it'd be even better with a jet pack. Somehow convincing Edward of this logic, Duke got him onto the team, where he's been wowing his fellows in the air ever since! Starduster comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Starscream: skilled, powerful, and (in his own mind) dashing, Starscream feels that he would be a better choice to lead the Decepticons to victory. And, ambitious to a fault, Starscream continually plots and schemes to seize control from Megatron. Availability:
Static Line: an expert in both demolitions and aircraft maintenance, Wallace is great at not only making sure the Sky Patrol's gear gets them to missions, but in making sure that enemy explosives don't go off in the team's face once they've been deployed into the field from above! Static Line is available in Classic and Saga styles!
Steam-roller: Averill has always enjoyed driving the big rigs, from huge cargo cranes on the Great Lakes to earth movers in the Appalachian strip mines. Of course, he joined the Army to get at their immense rides, a career path that put him behind the wheel of the Mobile Command Center! Steam-roller comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Steel Brigade: the Gi Joe team excels in all areas, but sometimes it comes in handy to have a local angle on domestic activities. When the Joes need such a specialist, they make a call to the Steel Brigade, their reservists and experts in local matters while active in the U.S.A.! Steel Brigadiers comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Steel Hawk: terrorist, mercenary, and mass murderer, this dangerous man is one of the Club's elite enforcers. Though he claims to do what he does to liberate his country, Arun Bahkti enjoys the devastation left in his wake far, far too much. Availability:
Steeler: Ralph has an affinity for large, mechanized vehicles, and loves blowing things up. Once he passed the unbelievably tough GI Joe entrance exam, Ralph served on the team with distinction, having a proper outlet for both of his predilections. Availability:
the Stellar Stiletto: the Stiletto is Cobra's first mass-produced vehicle to reach an all new territory: outer space! While they've wielded various shuttle-like craft in the past, Cobra designed this with space combat in mind - and it works okay in the atmosphere, too! the Stellar Stiletto comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Sticks McLellan: a priestess of Nike with a predilection for extreme violence, Danielle McLellan was chosen by Mike 013 to be one of his special investigators of the bizarre - even if, more than anything, she smashes her way through most crises. Availability:
Stinger Drivers: those Cobra officers who show a special dispensation for vehicular violence are often trained in the fine art of driving the Stinger 4x4 Night Attack Vehicle, making them even more dangerous and destructive than ever before! Availability:
Stone Cold: when Jeremy Michael Irons' mutantcy surfaced in his early teens, the youthful orphan was forever changed. Doing what came naturally, he decided to become a super hero, and people in Atlanta know him as Stone Cold to this very day! Availability:
Stormavik: a Moscow native, Stormavik was raised in an environment brimming with patriotic imagery, and grew up as a highly motivated patriot as a result. This has allowed him to excel in the Soviet military, which easily earned him a place in the Guard! Availability:
the Storm Eagle: the latest in a long line of experimental Gi Joe fighter jets, the Storm Eagle is advanced in both aeronautics and offensive intent. It primarily makes use of a high-power laser cannon to down enemy jets, along with (of course) a small brace of missiles. The Storm Eagle comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Storm Jet: having quite a temper, the aptly named Storm Jet is nonetheless a professional, taking his responsibility as the Autobots' aerial support on earth very seriously. He likes putting his foes in their place, but doesn't go nuts doing it...! Availability:
Storm Shadow: Tommy Arashikage, Cobra's greatest ninja, didn't originally start out with evil aims. Thanks to the machinations of Cobra Commander, however, he was swept into a life of crime and terrorism, one that continually comes back to haunt him! Availability:
the SDI Laser Emitter: this experimental weapon was, obviously, a laser emitting device developed by Krotze International for the Department of Defense's Strategic Defense Initiative - you know, Reagan's whole 'Star Wars' concept. Availability:
the S.L.A.M.: the Strategic Long-range Artillery Machine (or as you may have guessed, the S.L.A.M.) is a self-propelled weapon of immense destructive potential. It has the same firepower as an Armadillo mini-tank while being even smaller - and is loaded up with missiles, to boot! the S.L.A.M. comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Stretcher: a former Olympic weight lifter, Thomas found he needed a new calling - and source of income - after the games were over. The Army proved good for both, and proved himself as a field medic time and again in a N.A.T.O. unit, his efforts eventually earning his place on the Gi Joe team. Stretcher comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Strongman: Percy van Norton worked hard to acquire vast sums of wealth, in order to turn the tables on his his bullying tormentors. When his money gained him a shot at a miracle drug cocktail, Percy took it, becoming incredibly strong - and dim! Availability:
Agent Dale Sturm, FBI: a Quantico, Virginia FBI academy graduate, Dale Sturm quickly ascended to a top position in the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Possessing incredible physical and mental skill, he made short work of the nation's criminals. Availability:
Sub-Zero: Mark's an angry man. He just enjoys being mean to his fellow humans. As such, when he joined the Army he felt the need to become a cold weather specialist because, since he hates the cold, it only serves to make him angry all the time. The trick is getting him to save all that bile for Cobra... Sub-Zero comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the SHARC: a mainstay of the GI Joe naval arsenal for over twenty years, the SHARC - or Submersible High-Speed Attack and Reconnaissance Craft - is a vehicle ahead of its time, in that it is a submarine that can take to the air at a moment's notice! Availability:
Succubi (Tanar'ri): eerily beautiful seductresses, succubi journey forth from the Abyss to exploit the dark passions of mortals. Succubi feed upon their energies directly, or often just abduct them to the Abyss to serve as slaves - or worse, food. Availability:
Suicide: running back for the New York Smashers, Thomas 'Suicide' Smythe is one of Jack Magniconte's many pals that helped him to form Kickers, Inc. Something of a practical joker, the young-at-heart Suicide is mostly in it for the adventure. Availability:
Sunstreaker: something of an egotistical sociopath, Sunstreaker's a violent Transformer you'd generally expect to be a Decepticon. He's on the other side of the Cybertronian civil war however, and thus fights the good fight alongside the Autobots. Availability:
Super Trooper: Paul got into West Point the hard way - right out of Basic. Having made his way in despite the odds against him, Paul then became the top graduate of a brand new, covert ops school that combines advanced technical ability and a curious dose of public relations skills. Super Trooper comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Sure Fire: though he grew up in abject poverty in an urban crime zone, David made it a point to escape the blight he was trapped within - legally. Having done this, he then became a member of the L.A.P.D., the F.B.I. - and then the exclusive Gi Joe team, his diligence finally paying off...! Sure Fire comes in Classic and Saga styles!
SEA Legs: submersible vehicles designed to be controlled by a singular operator, the SEA (Surprise, Engage, and Attack) Legs can transform into walkers to assault targets on land - which makes them brilliant for ambushes, if not for extended combat missions. Availability:
the Swampmasher: a small, twelve wheeled vehicle (having three wheels in place of a regular tire), the Swampmasher is designed to navigate thick and muddy terrain. It doesn't drive so much as almost 'paddle' through most muddy ground, doing so at a slow yet reliable pace. The Swampmasher comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Jenny Swensen (before the Pitt): the first Spitfire, Professor Jenny Swensen became an armored heroine after recovering her late father's MAX suit from evildoers. After this, Jenny began to help the government battle the proliferation of MAX gear. Availability:
Jenny Swensen (after the Pitt): after her exposure to Pitt-Juice, Jenny Swensen was forever altered. This mutagenic compound rendered her paranormal, and she developed an organic steel skin to replace the MAX armor she'd lost to the government. Availability:
the Swinging Sultan: a would-be bounty hunter with a robot fetish, Ed volunteered to be one of the Electronicists' League's first cyborg guinea pigs, and miracuously survived. Donning a 'sultan' costume, he then began to make quite a name for himself! Availability:
Switch Gears: incredibly strong in both mind and body, Jerome is a perfect addition to the Gi Joe team. Skilled enough to obliterate opponents with a tank or sneak into their headquarters to grab new intelligence, this tenacious guy is a force to be reckoned with! Switch Gears comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Synergy Cyborgs: developed by Saxon St. John, this system of integrated armor is a generation of robotics beyond MAX technology: cybernetic armor. Of course, as it requires a permanent graft to a living body to function, Saxon's upgrades had few volunteers. Availability:
Synthetic Sapien: having always felt he was meant to be more than human, Edgar Lockwood has dreamed of becoming a robot all his life. Thanks to the encouragement of his Anthropist 'friends', he's finally found the motivation to make this happen! Availability:
Syphon: Thomas Boyd was a damaged youth from a bizarre household, one that only grew wierder after he accidentally killed his sister. When his powers manifested, he was shaped into a killer by Derek Shiningstar, but eventually struck out on his own. Availability:
the System: Neutralizer - Armored Kloaking Equipment: designed and built by Doctor Venom, these battlesuits make an ordinary infantryman as powerful as a tank. Additionally, Brainwave Scanner components in the armor allow a remote operator to seize control of its pilot. Availability:
T'Gin-Zu: a student of various martial arts forms for over two decades, Joseph R. Rainone has proven himself to even elite ninja like Storm Shadow! Taken under his wing, that Arashikage warrior has brought Joseph into the ninja clan, and subsequently the Gi Joe Ninja Force! T'gin-zu comes in Classic and Saga styles!
T'Jbang: Sam has studied under the Arashikage clan's master swordsman, and has taken a vow of silence as a result. The man is silent but deadly, having developed his very own sword techniques in darkened caves throughout Japan - techniques no man or woman has lived to describe! T'jbang comes in Classic and Saga styles!
T-AI: the Tactical Artificial Intelligence, T-AI is reportedly the daughter of the Autobots' computer, Teletraan I. She's a highly efficient tactician (surprise!) who helps the Autobots both manage their base and blend in with humanity even better. Availability:
the Tactical Battle Platform: this easily transportable, prefabricated base can be used by the Gi Joe team almost anywhere on earth - even at sea if used on unoccupied oil platform base. Either as a base for other missions or a deterrent in its own right, the Tactical Battle Platform controls any area it occupies! Available in Classic and Saga styles!
Doctor Link Talbot: a third generation veterinarian and a fully qualified Navy S.E.A.L., Dr. Link Talbot is a highly skilled member of the Gi Joe team who didn't join out of choice but out of necessity - it was the only way to protect the animals in his zoo from Cobra's chicanery! Dr. Link Talbot comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Tanar'ri (in general): occupying a plane of roiling chaos married to blackest evil, the tanar'ri are horrors without peer. They are mercurial hatred and insane passion given form, and subsequently tempered in the crucible of the harshest spaces known! Availability:
Tantrum: Dean is an unbalanced fellow who, using the powers he'd recently gained thanks to the White Event, gleefully manipulates others' emotions to serve his own, mercurial purposes. Only Hysteria seems to hold his manic urges in check. Availability:
Taurus: Varujan Ayvazyan was a Turkish circus acrobat who had a habit of doing undercover work for Interpol, when he wasn't smashing 2x4 boards with his face under the big top. An expert in over a dozen languages, Taurus was an ideal candidate for the Gi Joe 'Renegades' team! Taurus comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Taxi Taylor: laughed at when he tried to sell the US Army his inexplicable Wonder Car, Jim 'Taxi' Taylor decided to use the bizarre creation himself. Driving into the city, he used his Wonder Car in a one-man war against scofflaws and saboteurs alike! Availability:
Technohol: the brain child of the mysterious mad scientist known only as Mister Brewer, Technohol is a revolutionary organic circuitry technology that he needed Permutational Industries' help to develop - which they gladly did - for a price. Availability:
Technoholic Man: used as a test subject for an organic circuitry super soldier sleeper technology disguised as a soft drink, Sam Xerxes Robbins managed to come out of this on top, and now wanders the earth as a mighty technological hero! Availability:
the Technoholic Twins: these two oblivious twins were dosed by Mister Brewer with his experimental concoction: Technohol 14! Saved from its mind control components by Señor Barnett, they've gone on to fail at their acting careers... sort of? Availability:
Tele-Vipers: vital cogs in Cobra operations, Tele-Vipers are the men and women who relay messages back and forth between the Cobra command and its subordinates. As such, it's rare to see Cobra's leadership without a Tele-Viper handy. Availability:
Agent Scott Templar, CIA: though not a part of Emmett Proudhawk's paranormal research team, Scott Templar was a CIA operative who found such things fascinating. Imagine his surprise when he deduced Jack Magniconte's paranormal nature... Availability:
the Terrible Thingus: left for dead by Charlie Chicanery after her exploratory visit to the B'ntri home world, this alien terror has come to earth looking for revenge. Imagine her surprise when she found other, like-minded individuals waiting in line! Availability:
the Terror: injected with a virus and chemicals extracted from a mad dog, amnesiac Laslo Pevely was transformed into... the Terror! He now wields his inexplicable powers against the criminal element, brutally manhandling evil men! Availability:
Tertians (Modron): incredibly powerful, the nine tertians are awesome beings. The final arbitrers of legal disuptes in Regulus, they're the equivalent of a modron 'supreme court'. They also pass final sentence on all captured rogue modrons. Availability:
the Thin Man: Doctor Bruce Dickson found Enlightenment in the lost civilization of Kalahia, and only wanted to bring its intellectual advancements to mankind. After the Kalahians were pointlessly slain by vicious Nazis, he dedicated himself to Revenge! Availability:
Thrasher: growing up terminally spoiled, the youth that would devolve into Thrasher wanted for nothing, and with no discipline to rein him in, he had nothing to hold his violent, destructive urges back. Eventually running away, this 'wild child' was a perfect addition to the Dreadnoks! Thrasher comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the 3Xs: Marvel's original hero group, the 3Xs were simply three guys that busted up crime - and did so very well. Little is known about this mysterious trio, other than the fact that they're happy to put their lives on the line for others! Availability:
Thunder: raised in one of America's loudest neighborhoods, Matthew adores heavy metal - and any other ear-splitting noise. He joined the Army to wield artillery, and his love for his work got him a gig as the driver of GI Joe's Slugger. Availability:
the Thunderclap: a powerful cannon so heavy that it requires both a tractor and a trailer to move it into position, the Thunderclap is a devastating artillery piece. It can fire eleven inch shells at a range of up to 20 miles, which detonate with enough force to atomize the opposition! the Thunderclap comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Thundercracker: lording over the skies like a tyrant, Thundercracker disdains those without the power of flight. While he isn't entirely convinced the Decepticons are right, Skywarp and Starscream are usually on hand to keep Thundercracker in line. Availability:
Thunderfist: little is known about the British brute called Thunderfist, other than the fact that he's mighty even before you consider the Nazi power gloves he was duped into wearing. Strong and silent, he's happy to punch villains for freedom! Availability:
Thunderwing: Spencer got his start in the demolition business, and moonlighted as a bouncer. When this lifestyle began to wear on him, Spencer decided to be all he could be, and joined the Army. Excelling in the total destruction of various buildings, he eventually earned a spot on the Gi Joe team. Thunderwing comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Thunderwing Jet: a series of F-22 aircraft modified for use by the Gi Joe team, the Thunderwing Jet is readily its most advanced fighter to date (and it's had some spectacular combat craft in its day), and is perfect for air, ground, and electronic combat! Availability:
Tiger Claw: obsessed with the ninja arts after watching a seemingly profound martial arts movie as a child, Chad M. Johnson pursued the ninja lifestyle all his life. This culminated with him not only becoming Snake-Eyes' apprentice, but joining the Arashikage ninja clan! Tiger Claw comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Tiger Man: his arms lost in a factory accident, Gustav Hertz began a regimen of exercise to master the use of his feet and teeth as replacements. Growing unhinged, his hatred for machinery caused his government to turn him loose in America! Availability:
the Tigerhawk: the Gi Joe team's 'answer' to the Firebat, the Tigerhawk is just as dangerous an aircraft to fly. While it's small, the thing has an astounding amount of speed, maneuverability and firepower for something its size, which is why Ace likes it so! Availability:
Time Out: Janet Claymore was an incredibly bored young woman - until she manifested a natural ability to tranquilize everyone around her. After being subsequently recruited by two separate vigilante organization, she's since made up for her lack of excitement! Availability:
Tollbooth: having a passion for construction since childhood, Tollbooth gained a Masters degree in engineering from MIT - but found the 'real' world lacked a proper challenge. As such, he enlisted in the hopes of becoming GI Joe's combat engineer! Availability:
the Tomahawk: a versatile helicopter, the Tomahawk can serve as both a rescue craft (in any terrain) or even as an assault craft when necessary. Heavily armed and armored, the Tomahawk can take a beating and dish one out, and Lift-Ticket is usually working on new ways to show its capabilities off. The Tomahawk comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Tommy Lightning: a troublemaker with a pronounced cockney accent, Tommy Lightning was deemed unfit to serve in the British military for some reason. As such, he jumped at the chance to become a super hero and defend his country directly! Availability:
Toocheetsch: formerly a Soviet farmer, Nikolai was forever changed after the White Event. Gaining the ability to control his body mass, he was quickly recruited by the Medusa Web, who put him to use in a plot to subvert the USSR itself! Availability:
Topside: infamous after a childhood spent raising prize pigs in Fort Wayne, John decided that he'd had enough, and joined the Navy in order to do ... anything else with his life. Somehow his stubborn and obstinate nature actually served him well, eventually landing him a spot on the Joe team! Topside comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Torch: an unrepentant discipline problem since he was born, Tom found he didn't like life in the 'real world', and quickly descended into a criminal lifestyle as a result. Dim-witted and exceptionally violent, this tendency made Tom an ideal minion in Zartan's criminal enterprises! Torch comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Toro: his parents being exposed to both asbestos and radium as youths, Thomas Raymond was born a mutant. He eventually developed powers like the Human Torch's, and the duo founded a crime-fighting partnership that lasted for years! Availability:
Torpedo: a strict vegetarian and obsessive perfectionist, Edward had mastered three martial arts forms before his nineteenth birthday. Parlaying his personality quirks into a successful military career, he became GI Joe's first Navy SEAL! Availability:
Tow-line: striving to protect the innocents of earth from the otherworldly threat of the Autobots' evil cousins, Tow-line works to assist humans in his 'down time', acting as a lowly tow truck (and thus helping Prowl in his own, law enforcement duties). Availability:
Tracker: a Navy S.E.A.L. who prides himself on his supreme self-reliance and survival skills, Christopher R. Groen is also one of the world's single greatest trackers (hence the code name). He's made himself at home in the Gi Joe team, as most of them have skills that rival his own! Tracker comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Trader: his mind, body, and soul rendered timeless by a profound love of commerce, the Trader has become an Elder of the Universe. While content to barter his way through life, he's occasionally snookered into his fellow Elders' schemes. Availability:
Trailbreaker: though he constantly berates his high fuel consumption, Trailbreaker is a valued Autobot. Whether you consider his tactical genius, his powerful force fields, or even his cheery demeanor, Trailbreaker's teammates would feel lost without him! Availability:
Matt Trakker: a millionaire industrialist and ceaseless philanthropist, Matt Trakker believed in paying the world back for his good fortunes working to save it. He was also the leader of the Mobile Armored Strike Kommand (or M.A.S.K.), regularly protecting the world from V.E.N.O.M.! Matt Trakker comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Transistorized Ted: melding magic with technology in order to bring the products of his imagination to life, Ted can readily be considered something of a mad scientist. He even founded the Electronicists' League, a club of technological outliers! Availability:
Transport Helicopters: being either heavily modified or directly based upon the Sikorsky S-64 Skycrane, Cobra's transport helicopters are the workhorse of their air force. Though only lightly armed, they can haul lots of things or people far - and on the cheap! Availability:
Jake Travest: an unrepentant killer, the mentally imbalanced Jake Travest was nonetheless assigned to be Jenny Swensen's assistant during her time with Codename: Spitfire. When she abruptly quit, Jake was chosen to pilot her armor in her place. Availability:
Tredecuplethink: psychic vigilante and humanist activist, Cecilia Baillargeon doesn't have the corner on Anthropist thinking, but is definitely an alternate voice to Alabaster Jackson-Jones'. Not that she finds his notions any less valid, mind you. Availability:
Treecko: thought by most to be part of a magnificent marketing ploy, Treecko is in fact a real life Pokémon, brought to earth by Elys to serve as her familiar. Unfortunately, this experience has seen Elys' worst personality traits wear off on him! Availability:
the Tri-blaster: this tinly little ride is essentially a go-kart with a humongous engine. Now, that engine doesn't make the tri-blaster ridiculously fast, so much as it powers the thing's namesake, it's tri-barreled laser cannon. It's small, efficient, and ultra-deadly to Cobra! the Tri-blaster comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Tridrones (Modron): the first variety of sentient modrons, tridrones are elite combatants. Capable of rapid assaults in any direction thanks to their curious anatomy, tridrones are particularly effective opponents for the enemies of law. Availability:
the Triple T: a powerful, yet small treaded vehicle that Sgt. Slaughter prefers to use in his personal war against Cobra, the Triple T (Tag Team Terminator) is more than a mere conveyance for the Sarge. It is armed with two side-mounted cannons and two high explosive anti-tank missiles - and can easily ram other vehicles! Comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Tripwire: one of the single most jittery human beings you're likely to meet, Tormod is seemingly a klutz. Of course, he's the Joe team's ultimate demolitions expert because explosives are the only thing on earth that can calm him down! Availability:
Trojan Robots: designed to root out the hidden bases of Cobra's various enemies, the intransigent GI Joe team in particular, a Trojan robot is an automated combatant with one purpose: to send Cobra a signal revealing the location of its enemies! Availability:
Troublemaker: a wise cracking punk, Troublemaker definitely lives up to his name. Blessed with quadruple jointed limbs, he has become a martial arts master, some he specifically devised to make use of his own body - which he uses for the Web! Availability:
Tunnel Rat: after being raised on the rather surly streets of Brooklyn back in the day, Nicky grew up to be tough, indomitable, and somewhat jaded. Always looking for a good challenge, he's more than ready to climb into nasty Cobra tunnels to ferret out the bad guys! Tunnel Rat comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Twilight: Lenore Fenzl was a retired Latin teacher who lived in a retirement home until the White Event turned her into a glowing, area effect energy leech. While afraid of her powers at first, Lenore ultimately used them to come into her own. Availability:
Twinkle This: incredibly old, Brigh is one of the few remaining original pixies. She's not inactive by any means though, for she remembers what the fae have done to her people - and works incessantly to get revenge by serving as a familiar to human mages. Availability:
U-Man: born as Merrano, this hateful Atlantean despised the half-breed Namor and his high station in Atlantis. As such, he turned against his own society and fell in with the Nazis for (eventual) aid in the conquest of his home - and the death of his nemesis! Availability:
Ultra Magnus: arrogant and prideful, Ultra Maguns is the brother of Optimus Prime - and feels that he should've received the Matrix instead. Not that he lets this vendetta get in the way of the Autobots' battle with the likes of Galvatron and company! Availability:
Ultra Xiang: after his family was wiped out by vampires, Xiang turned his inherent psionic potential into a means to readily slay those undead monstrosities - something this young man has gotten very, very good at over the years. Availability:
Undead Girl: remade into a so-called 'greater zombie' by a mad wizard with designs on global domination, Katrina Wexley decided that this wasn't so bad... as long as her creator wasn't a part of the mix. Rebelling, she's launched her own crime spree as the Undead Girl! Availability:
Union Jack 2 / Mighty Destroyer 2: given a Super-Soldier Serum variant to keep it out of Nazi hands, British socialite Brian Falsworth broke out of the German prison holding him and used his new powers to combat the fascist scourge! Availability:
the U.S.S. Flagg: the largest and most distinctive conveyance in the Gi Joe arsenal, the U.S.S. Flagg allows the team to carry its war against terrorism world-wide. A fully functional Nimitz class aircraft carrier, the Flagg has been the base of countless Joe missions against Cobra and its ilk! The U.S.S. Flagg comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Unrivaled-Brilliance-Before-You: far too intelligent and belligerent for its own good, Unrivaled-Brilliance left Mhung to conquer the cosmos, and to ultimately return as some sort of emperor. That part of Unrivaled-Brilliance's plan is still in progress... Availability:
Updraft: a freakishly good pilot, Matthew tends to make almost any helicopter a veritable extension of his own body. This makes him a very good air support operative, especially when he's flying an advanced air vehicle that was essentially designed with his unique flying style in mind - such as the Retaliator! Updraft comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Uridezu (Tanar'ri): resembling hairless, bipedal rats of human stature, uridezu are rather low on the tanar'ri totem pole. They often perform various menial tasks for their more powerful brethren, or act as scavengers or rodent kings when left unattended. Availability:
the Utoolitarian: Harvey Luntz was a construction worker who always felt out of place in the world, destined for something greater than his pedestrian life. Imagine his surprise when he discovered his store-bought tool box was seemingly magical! Availability:
Vagabond: unable to clandestinely investigate crimes due to his being a well known police detective, Patrick 'Pat' Murphy donned the persona of a wandering hobo to snoop around town. Little did he know that this bizarre act would become a lifestyle choice! Availability:
Vampires, Classic (Typical): a highly refined form of biological vampire, these undead creatures subsist solely on the blood of animals - most often fellow humans - to persist. In exchange, they have a bewildering array of powers at their disposal! Availability:
Doctor Bruno Varoz: a former neurosurgeon of renown, Bruno lost his mind at some point, either due to illness or self-experimentation. This madness egged him on in his attempts to conquer the world, and if not for Electro, he just might have! Availability:
the Vector: a highly advanced fighter jet, the Vector is built to move at speeds you wouldn't expect from something its size - all while being relatively radar resistant. It is equipped with a ballistics pod that can provide fire support or merge with other Battle Force 2000 vehicles! Maverick's Vector comes in Classic and Saga styles!
the Vehicle Attack / Multi-Purpose (VAMP): the off-road, olive drab VAMP is equipped with twin-mounted, swivel-based .50 Cal cannons on the roof, and can easily rout conventional infantry troops - as well as various small vehicles! Availability:
the Vindicator: the ultimate expression of Blaster's development of ground effects technology, the Vindicator is a hovercraft that isn't tied to the ground, and is as maneuverable as any helicopter. It's also equipped with a high speed, heavily armed rocket sled as well! Blaster's Vindicator comes in Classic and Saga styles!
Viper Glider Pilots: Cobras with the proper inclination and ability are trained in the basic arts of aerial combat - and let loose with their very own Viper hang gliders! Though the aerial support is invariably welcome, these poor saps are relatively easy targets. Availability:
Viper Trees: horrible hybrids of reptiles, demons and plants, viper trees are strange predators of the chaotic lower planes. They grow thickest where great concentrations of death occur, which make them good markers for past Blood War battles. Availability: